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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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VampyricAcid
VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House
Member Since: 27th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1286
Posted:there arent enough beds for us long term residents! im gonna write to the owners of this singles place and complain tongue...hello everyone by the way, sorry i was so covered in dust from being here so long i dont think anyone noticed me tongue heehee yay single people!! HELLO!!!!

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

Are You Sniffing My Mitten?

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Uncontrolled_Electrickery
Uncontrolled_Electrickery

member
Location: Bournemouth, UK
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 36
Posted:Hey y'all! can i stay here? i'm single again now!

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Vampyricacid - I apologise for the lack of beds. I had unanticipated the sensation that this thread would ultimately become and didn't have infrastructure in place to expand. However since the couples thread appears to be dead, I might look at buying out their floor space as well...although i think it will need to be cleaned thoroughly...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:can i suggest using industrial meths, mainly to kill and bacteria and virus in around the area, leave 3 days to air, and then spray some febreeze round for good measure!

oooh and can i decorate the new area too! I got some amazing ideas!!


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VampyricAcid
VampyricAcid

veteran
Location: My House
Member Since: 27th Jun 2005
Total posts: 1286
Posted:lol apology accepted, ooooh yay lots of single people!!!!!!

Proudly Owned By The BMVC

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pineapple pete
pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne
Member Since: 20th Sep 2004
Total posts: 5125
Posted:am now freshly single


and sleepy biggrin


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:as always i'm ridiculously single wave

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:At least you have your face and glasses back now! biggrin

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polarity
polarity

veteran
Location: on the wrong planet
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1228
Posted:Put me down under 'terminally single'.

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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roarfire
roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside
Member Since: 8th Jul 2004
Total posts: 2676
Posted:*brings in her camping gear and sets up camp*



Don't mind me. I'll be here for a while...



*sigh*


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:Oh dear....
look at us...

ubblol


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Uncontrolled_Electrickery
Uncontrolled_Electrickery

member
Location: Bournemouth, UK
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 36
Posted:Do ya mind if i toast a marshmallow on your fire?

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Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:same as! I got a whole bag here if anyone wants a marshmallow?

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Uncontrolled_Electrickery
Uncontrolled_Electrickery

member
Location: Bournemouth, UK
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 36
Posted:Mmmm. I have a whole tray of candy apples too!

I invented the chocolate apple last week - then i saw some in the superstore frown confused


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polarity
polarity

veteran
Location: on the wrong planet
Member Since: 16th May 2005
Total posts: 1228
Posted:Tinned mandarin segments coated in dark chocolate.

[censored] to Terry's biggrin

Personally I think ice cream is in order though, in huge quantities of the Cornish variety ubbloco


You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.

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Cantus
Cantus

Tantamount to fatuity
Location: Down the road
Member Since: 30th Jul 2001
Total posts: 15965
Posted:I invented a coil of wire, that regains its original shape after being compressed or extended. I wanted to call it a spring. No one was especially amused though...

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean

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Richee
HOP librarian
Location: Prague
Member Since: 15th Jan 2002
Total posts: 1841
Posted:Its year now(it was my mistake). I still feel like temporary unavailable. And I was thinking last time about international relations and their impact on life. Their reality.

POI THEO(R)IST

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:......... probably cos you didnt invent it?
umm

[pedantic] and springs dont actually always return to their original shape if they are pulled or compressed too much. Its called the point of no return wink [/pedantic]


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The Misguided Oracle
The Misguided Oracle

the floor is a sea of tigers...
Location: Brisvegas
Member Since: 31st Aug 2005
Total posts: 404
Posted:*staggers & falls into fire used to roast marshmellows*
*starts running around while ablaze*

don't mind me....

*continues running*


"My body is a well tuned machine... It just needs a competent driver." - ?

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Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:*casually flicks water at misguided oracle*
*notices fire doesnt extinguish*
*picks up camp fire after it was knocked over and continues to roast marshmallows*

Meh, cant say i didnt try....


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Uncontrolled_Electrickery
Uncontrolled_Electrickery

member
Location: Bournemouth, UK
Member Since: 14th Oct 2005
Total posts: 36
Posted:Uuugghh! to much sweetness. i feel sick. time for MARMITE!! clap

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Sniper
Sniper

Snoochie-boochie-noochies!

Member Since: 24th Jan 2005
Total posts: 663
Posted:ooo marmeritery

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thegreatBJ
Woman! Not gay Man!
Location: Hull...ish
Member Since: 13th Oct 2005
Total posts: 332
Posted:Im single..... but i wouldnt mind sharing a bed.... hippy love sharing and all!

I AM NOT A GAY MAN!

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:*enjoys muching down on her VEGEMITE toast for breakfast*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pigeon_Wigeon
Pigeon_Wigeon

Say what?
Location: Surrey/Portsmouth
Member Since: 24th Dec 2004
Total posts: 4760
Posted:I'm single.... biggrin YAY!! biggrin

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say_cheese
say_cheese

Brown
Location: Behind You!
Member Since: 6th Nov 2005
Total posts: 288
Posted:SAY NO TO VEGEMITE, SAY YES TO NUTELLA clap

Official Nutella Fan Club

Go Nutella!

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thegreatBJ
Woman! Not gay Man!
Location: Hull...ish
Member Since: 13th Oct 2005
Total posts: 332
Posted:ditto Im all for the nutella

I AM NOT A GAY MAN!

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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:Damn sweet-tooths! wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Asena
Asena

What a Bummer
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2005
Total posts: 3224
Posted:i'm a marmite mannnnnnnnnnnn hmmmmm marmite

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The Misguided Oracle
The Misguided Oracle

the floor is a sea of tigers...
Location: Brisvegas
Member Since: 31st Aug 2005
Total posts: 404
Posted:*staggers back in all roasted and toasty*
Thanks for trying Asena smile

Mmmm.... I smell delicious :P


"My body is a well tuned machine... It just needs a competent driver." - ?

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