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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:hug



Oh well, better to find out he's a jerk 'cos he won't speak to you than finding out 'cos he won't shut up and go away..

I'm sure there's some not-jerks-not-gay guys around somewhere...

Shame they have girlfriends already wink


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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Hey! I'm not gay, but I cant judge whether or not I'm a jerk smile

I try not to be anyways smile

There's quite a few guys around who fit the bill, but we're all too shy and assume all the good girls are taken...

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pinkboot
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

pinkboot

Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
Location: Northampton, England

Total posts: 269
Posted:awww bless ya =flashpoint= and where are you based again............. lol

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:
Oh year, I forgot a category- the 'live a long way away' people smile


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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, ...

Total posts: 1046
Posted:Well.... Having spent a week travelling around on my own, I've decided I don't like myself enough, so there will be no more girlies for Chris until I've learnt to be OK on my own.

At least it will make life more simple!

grin


Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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pinkboot
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

pinkboot

Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
Location: Northampton, England

Total posts: 269
Posted:good plan as you will now be named "chris" lol

think it is the same problem for all of us!


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pinkboot
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

pinkboot

Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
Location: Northampton, England

Total posts: 269
Posted:Originally Posted By: hamamelis
Oh year, I forgot a category- the 'live a long way away' people smile



the one before this was that kind and he felt he ould cheat for fun as i wasnt near!


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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:Originally Posted By: =Flashpoint=There's quite a few guys around who fit the bill, but we're all too shy and assume all the good girls are taken...

smile

What makes you think that good girls are what you want? :evil:


'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:I do! I've had my share of both evil girls and "naughty" girls, and although I appreciate "naughty" in small doses, I still needs wuv and cuggles smile

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aston
SILVER Member since Dec 2007

aston

Unofficial Chairperson of Squirrel Defense League
Location: South Africa

Total posts: 4061
Posted:Fair enough. Cuddles are always a good thing.

'We're all mad here. I'm mad, you're mad." [said the Cat.]
"How do you know I'm mad?" said Alice.
"You must be," said the Cat, "Or you wouldn't have come here."
- Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures In Wonderland

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pinkboot
SILVER Member since Oct 2004

pinkboot

Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
Location: Northampton, England

Total posts: 269
Posted:again i reiterate my point =flashpoint= where are you again lmao!

cuddles and wuv are great! how an you want an evil girl over one that likes cuddles wuv and has a naughty side too lmao!


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Mother_Natures_Son
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

Mother_Natures_Son

Rampant whirler.
Location: Geelong, Victoria, Australia!

Total posts: 2418
Posted:I've always been slightly bitter that there was this part of the forum that I was never allowed to post in because I wasn't single... but here I am.

hug

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:Every few months I pop in here... Nothing has changed. I've been single for something like 4 years now!

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:How? I'm utterly bemused by how such a cute girl is still single!

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:How? You tell me? I have got no idea!

Thanks though smile


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:PS Pinky, I's in Cheshire smile

As for you Roar, it could be that you're too pretty, and as such no guy will ask you out cos it's obvious that you're far too good for the likes of him...

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside, Australia

Total posts: 2676
Posted:That is nonsense! And any guy who thinks that is severely disillusioned!

Anyway, enough about that. Let's talk about something else... smile


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:ok,ok, hows summer over there... You gits

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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Severely disillusioned?

Wouldn't that mean they were right? wink

It is supposed to be pretty common- when all guys look at a girl and think 'Waaay out of my league'.. except drunken idiots.

Wouldn't know myself.. Though I do attract my fair share of drunken idiots.


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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:You see? If you only get drunken idiots, then my hypothesis above fits!

There's a magical point twixt consumption and confidence where we'll (us guys) will talk to girls. However, sometimes we overdo it (I know I do) and just slur like crazy that "you're fit, you are" and that's usually where it goes wrong. This is very well illustrated in this graph. Listed as skill of programming, it still fits smile
http://xkcd.com/323/


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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:I got sad about being single today. And my first instinct was to log onto HoP and post here. Is that normal?!

Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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GlitterTits


GlitterTits

Corean Spinner
Location: Corea, Maine

Total posts: 34
Posted:where would the world be without drunken idiots to laugh at or join every once in a while?? for every drunken idoit there's someone either laughing or doing the whole 'if i don't make eye contact, they won't notice me' thing! So i figured i would mosey my single ass over here and at least say hi to all the other single people around, cause i figure we have nothing better to do at 11:30 at night than to post and spin, am i right??
though i gather that you're all from very far away, or at least i am, down east Maine is about as middle of nowhere as you can get, and having just graduated from college, i'm having a hard time adapting to a fairly non existent social life. and so i've put all my spare time into the fine art of spinning, which i've done off and on for about 2 years.

and so i'm here

and single

talking to all of you

cause it's fun.

excelsior!

Tori


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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Clarence - Define normal?

Glitter - get yourself to a festy and meet peeps. We is fun!


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hamamelis
BRONZE Member since Jan 2006

hamamelis

nut.
Location: Bouncing off the walls., Engla...

Total posts: 756
Posted:Compared to the other people in this thread- yep, totally normal.

Compared to the world in general.. probably not; but who'd want to be like them anyway.. bunch of freaks wink


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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Yeah. Freaks! They all like, look the same and dress the same, and define people by a set of moral codes imposed upon them, rather than making up their own mind. Wierdos.

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GlitterTits

Corean Spinner
Location: Corea, Maine

Total posts: 34
Posted:haha, i prefer to make up my own mind, thank you, even though my mind is still a dirty, freakish thing!
You know why we don't fit in with the freaks? cause we've killed enough of our braincells by whacking ourselves in the head spinning that we just don't have the same innate thought processes of the 'freaks'...we've evolved into something way more cracktastic and awesome.

also, =Flashpoint=, where do these festys occur? like i said, i'm in the middle of nowhere at the moment, but i'm looking to relocate westward, hopfefully by attaining a job with the National Park Service in the Fall, i would love to actually get the chance to physically meet some people who spin. I've only recently just met a chick who spins at my old college, and my belly dance instructor is actually getting into it as well...so hopefully once the thaw comes around i'll actually have some people to spin with, but right now it's just too damn cold!!


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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Well, keep an eye on the events and performances thread! smile

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Zeph
SILVER Member since Nov 2008

Wolf-Zombie
Location: Tx, USA

Total posts: 3
Posted:Hey!

How's everyone doin? I'm new to this. Yes even spinning!

So how is everyone doing? I usually just read what people talk about and figured I'd interrupt! lol XP

So the other day I got too confident and hit my poi with my "poi" lol hahahaha....on accident of course!


You have to be smarter that what you're dealing with: Focus on people acts, words, and expressions, don't say anything, then you'll have the element of surprise.

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:Hey Zeph! I'd like to encourage you to go to the Introductions section, and then post a little about yourself, using the template! welcome to HoP!

Anyone got any news? Or are we still all single? frown


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willworkforfoodjnr
SILVER Member since Aug 2007

willworkforfoodjnr

Hunting robot foxes
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, ...

Total posts: 1046
Posted:Aye I'm still in here, but I'm actually pretty happy about it right now. My housemate moved out last month which has added up to me spending a lot of time on my own and I think the space is doing me good.

Plus its fun hanging out in here - theres loads of comfy seats, ice cream in the freezer and cool single people everywhere! grouphug


Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!

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