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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


VampyricAcidSILVER Member
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
there arent enough beds for us long term residents! im gonna write to the owners of this singles place and complain tongue...hello everyone by the way, sorry i was so covered in dust from being here so long i dont think anyone noticed me tongue heehee yay single people!! HELLO!!!!

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Are You Sniffing My Mitten?


Uncontrolled_Electrickerymember
36 posts
Location: Bournemouth, UK


Posted:
Hey y'all! can i stay here? i'm single again now!

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Vampyricacid - I apologise for the lack of beds. I had unanticipated the sensation that this thread would ultimately become and didn't have infrastructure in place to expand. However since the couples thread appears to be dead, I might look at buying out their floor space as well...although i think it will need to be cleaned thoroughly...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
can i suggest using industrial meths, mainly to kill and bacteria and virus in around the area, leave 3 days to air, and then spray some febreeze round for good measure!

oooh and can i decorate the new area too! I got some amazing ideas!!

VampyricAcidSILVER Member
veteran
1,286 posts
Location: My House, United Kingdom


Posted:
lol apology accepted, ooooh yay lots of single people!!!!!!

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Are You Sniffing My Mitten?


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
am now freshly single


and sleepy biggrin

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
as always i'm ridiculously single wave

UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
At least you have your face and glasses back now! biggrin

polaritySILVER Member
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom


Posted:
Put me down under 'terminally single'.

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.


roarfireSILVER Member
comfortably numb
2,676 posts
Location: The countryside, Australia


Posted:
*brings in her camping gear and sets up camp*



Don't mind me. I'll be here for a while...



*sigh*

.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Oh dear....
look at us...

ubblol

Uncontrolled_Electrickerymember
36 posts
Location: Bournemouth, UK


Posted:
Do ya mind if i toast a marshmallow on your fire?

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
same as! I got a whole bag here if anyone wants a marshmallow?

Uncontrolled_Electrickerymember
36 posts
Location: Bournemouth, UK


Posted:
Mmmm. I have a whole tray of candy apples too!

I invented the chocolate apple last week - then i saw some in the superstore frown confused

polaritySILVER Member
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom


Posted:
Tinned mandarin segments coated in dark chocolate.

[censored] to Terry's biggrin

Personally I think ice cream is in order though, in huge quantities of the Cornish variety ubbloco

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I invented a coil of wire, that regains its original shape after being compressed or extended. I wanted to call it a spring. No one was especially amused though...

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


RicheeBRONZE Member
HOP librarian
1,841 posts
Location: Prague, Czech. Republic


Posted:
Its year now(it was my mistake). I still feel like temporary unavailable. And I was thinking last time about international relations and their impact on life. Their reality.

POI THEO(R)IST


UCOFSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
......... probably cos you didnt invent it?
umm

[pedantic] and springs dont actually always return to their original shape if they are pulled or compressed too much. Its called the point of no return wink [/pedantic]

jcrsGOLD Member
the floor is a sea of tigers...
404 posts

Posted:
*staggers & falls into fire used to roast marshmellows*
*starts running around while ablaze*

don't mind me....

*continues running*

AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
*casually flicks water at misguided oracle*
*notices fire doesnt extinguish*
*picks up camp fire after it was knocked over and continues to roast marshmallows*

Meh, cant say i didnt try....

Uncontrolled_Electrickerymember
36 posts
Location: Bournemouth, UK


Posted:
Uuugghh! to much sweetness. i feel sick. time for MARMITE!! clap

SniperBRONZE Member
Snoochie-boochie-noochies!
663 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
ooo marmeritery

thegreatBJWoman! Not gay Man!
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish


Posted:
Im single..... but i wouldnt mind sharing a bed.... hippy love sharing and all!

I AM NOT A GAY MAN!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
*enjoys muching down on her VEGEMITE toast for breakfast*

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


say_cheeseSILVER Member
Brown
288 posts
Location: Behind You!, United Kingdom


Posted:
SAY NO TO VEGEMITE, SAY YES TO NUTELLA clap

Official Nutella Fan Club

Go Nutella!


thegreatBJWoman! Not gay Man!
332 posts
Location: Hull...ish


Posted:
ditto Im all for the nutella

I AM NOT A GAY MAN!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Damn sweet-tooths! wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


AsenaGOLD Member
What a Bummer
3,224 posts
Location: Shatfield, Hertfordshire, United Kingdom


Posted:
i'm a marmite mannnnnnnnnnnn hmmmmm marmite

jcrsGOLD Member
the floor is a sea of tigers...
404 posts

Posted:
*staggers back in all roasted and toasty*
Thanks for trying Asena smile

Mmmm.... I smell delicious :P

alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
*wanders in and offers marmite to all and a feeble excuse for being single.............still.................after two years*


yeah, but noo, but yeah, but no, but yeah...................whatever!!!!

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