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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:i can tie a cherry stalk in a knot with my tonuge

ubbangel


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:ditto biggrin

Although in theory its supposed to look sexy but in practice much gurning is required...


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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:ubblol so true!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:(Is it cheating if you use your teeth as well...?)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:i hope not! cos i do!

ok, i havent actually tried doing this for about a year...i used to get very bored when i was in romania! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66


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Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


5 Bread Rolls?!!! eek



Noooo...you know how most people can roll their tongue...well, I can actually make mine look like a flower...5 rolls...get it?


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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:can you count them up? like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5? or just 1 and 5?

did that make sense?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Aurinko
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Posted: Written by: Carrot_Girl


 Written by: Birgit


I'd like someone over 25, too, please... in fact, since I'm 27, I'd like someone 27 or older



Me too! In fact I haven't met anyone who's around the same age as me for bloody ages...

Where are you all??!!! *looks around frantically*



maybe we should have a 25+ thread?


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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:it will be like a "i'm too old for a contiki tour" thread wink

wait, contiki is to 35 though, isn't it?


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Birgit
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Posted:Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem if you're one of those genetically insufficient (but rare!) people who can't roll their tongue in a funny way? Mine just rolls "down" and looks silly.

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Aurinko
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Posted:I'm already glad I've got a tongue!

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:birgit, i dont think tying a cherry stalk and being able to roll your tongue is related. as far as i know, one is genetic and one is practise! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Birgit
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Posted:well it might be that you had to bend the tongue in a certain way that I can't!

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:looks like someone is going to have to buy some cherry stalks and practise, doesn't it tongue

those lolly (candy) snakes are also good for practising! I find that Allen's snakes are the best for it!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pogo69
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Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


it will be like a "i'm too old for a contiki tour" thread wink

wait, contiki is to 35 though, isn't it?



*sniff* does that mean I miss out?

oh... *tugs @ rougie's skirt* may I please have a snake?


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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:Of course uncle pogo!


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and don't worry about missing the contiki tour, it's all just a pack of 20somethings getting pissed wink


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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CalvinKlown


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Posted:Ahh! So a contiki tour is the antipodean version of 18-30s holidays?

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Rouge Dragon
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Posted:ooh! antipodean! cantus taught me that word! biggrin bounce

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Posted: Written by: Carrot_Girl



Cool! Dinner party at your house?!



Yup, my door is always open to all HoPpers and other lovely people. All are welcome (not only single ladies 25+ (although that would obviously be a bonus wink hug))

 Written by: Carrot_Girl


So... Birmingham's got a ninja infestation.....



Not Birmingham. Just this thread.


 Written by: Carrot_Girl


(Or you were just getting a copy of 'cheekbone' delivered?).



Cheekbone? Eh?
I don't know what you mean

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And day jobs - what a pain - that's why i went back to being a full time student. wink


Yeah I totally hears ya. Unfortunately, I need the day job to pay for my part-time studentage, but I'm going to run back to the soft, warm bosom of further education as soon as I feasibly can.

What you studyin anyway?


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Pogo69
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Posted:o.m.goodness... u didn't know antipodean? it's in the title of a series of paintings by my favourite oz painter, albert tucker... tongue

lol... now the singles thread has become an oz art history lesson...!!


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Posted:I like words. biggrin They're almost as much fun to play with as staffs. ( Should that be staves?) wink

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Birgit
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Posted:I don't want to do the cherry trick. Everyone does it. I want to do a cool one smile

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Pogo69
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Posted:tie a knot in your tongue.. that'd be different

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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Remember the yogi (Yoga practicioner, not the bear) who tied a knot around a rock with his foreskin?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
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Posted:well I can't do that, Neon, now can I! Kind of lack the necessary hardware tongue

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Posted:Why would anyone want to do that? confused



Were they single too long, and got REALLY bored one day? That usually explains half the Darwin awards.


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Neon_Shaolin
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Posted:Just because, Arthur. I dunno, I saw it on 'Tarrant on TV' a few years ago... Because he can?!

Birgit: I'm quite glad you can't. You could wait for your boobs to get saggy and try with that...


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Clairebe
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Posted:I can't do the cherry stem thing, but I can tie strawberry laces into a knot with my tongue.

ubbloco <---- that is now the designated 'tieing things into knots with tongues' graemlin.


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Birgit
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Posted:Neon! Ewwwwwwwwww! I hope that won't ever happen!!

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Posted: Written by: Clairebe


I can't do the cherry stem thing, but I can tie strawberry laces into a knot with my tongue.

ubbloco <---- that is now the designated 'tieing things into knots with tongues' graemlin.



There is the "cheat" method where you hide a hand tied one along your gums. Then say "look what I can do" pop a cherry & stalk in your mouth spit out the stone, and produce a knotted cherry stalk. Two knots in the stalk makes a better trick though.


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