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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Of course uncle pogo!


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and don't worry about missing the contiki tour, it's all just a pack of 20somethings getting pissed wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
Ahh! So a contiki tour is the antipodean version of 18-30s holidays?

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
ooh! antipodean! cantus taught me that word! biggrin bounce

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Pogo69SILVER Member
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Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
o.m.goodness... u didn't know antipodean? it's in the title of a series of paintings by my favourite oz painter, albert tucker... tongue

lol... now the singles thread has become an oz art history lesson...!!

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
I like words. biggrin They're almost as much fun to play with as staffs. ( Should that be staves?) wink

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I don't want to do the cherry trick. Everyone does it. I want to do a cool one smile

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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Pogo69SILVER Member
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3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
tie a knot in your tongue.. that'd be different

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Remember the yogi (Yoga practicioner, not the bear) who tied a knot around a rock with his foreskin?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


BirgitBRONZE Member
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4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
well I can't do that, Neon, now can I! Kind of lack the necessary hardware tongue

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
Why would anyone want to do that? confused



Were they single too long, and got REALLY bored one day? That usually explains half the Darwin awards.

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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
Just because, Arthur. I dunno, I saw it on 'Tarrant on TV' a few years ago... Because he can?!

Birgit: I'm quite glad you can't. You could wait for your boobs to get saggy and try with that...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


ClairebeSILVER Member
Destroyer of kitchen appliances
180 posts
Location: Liverpool, UK


Posted:
I can't do the cherry stem thing, but I can tie strawberry laces into a knot with my tongue.

ubbloco <---- that is now the designated 'tieing things into knots with tongues' graemlin.

My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Neon! Ewwwwwwwwww! I hope that won't ever happen!!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
 Written by: Clairebe


I can't do the cherry stem thing, but I can tie strawberry laces into a knot with my tongue.

ubbloco <---- that is now the designated 'tieing things into knots with tongues' graemlin.



There is the "cheat" method where you hide a hand tied one along your gums. Then say "look what I can do" pop a cherry & stalk in your mouth spit out the stone, and produce a knotted cherry stalk. Two knots in the stalk makes a better trick though.

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


LarrySILVER Member
Electro Ponce!
383 posts
Location: Hull!, United Kingdom


Posted:
the magician would come up with a method like that wouldn't he? gah!!! ubblol ubbidea wave
(what was the name of the bad guy from TRON?)

magic's the way forward. making difficult things look even harder, but doing them quite easily

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I assume you're being rhetorical?
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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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6,120 posts
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Posted:
Arthur! spank

Where's the self-satisfaction in that? I did think about getting someone to mark the cherry stalk in their own way to make sure I DIDN'T do what you just said!

offtopic

Oh yeah. Singledom... Not too bad at the moment...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


AurinkoBRONZE Member
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Location: Amsterdam, Netherlands


Posted:
I can eat cherries. That's also good, right?

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LarrySILVER Member
Electro Ponce!
383 posts
Location: Hull!, United Kingdom


Posted:
depends how you eat them

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I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
 Written by: Larry



the magician would come up with a method like that wouldn't he? gah!!! ubblol ubbidea wave

(what was the name of the bad guy from TRON





I would say. But I'm scared. It's a bit of an in joke just for me. Look it up on wikipedia. wink The main bad guy was Sark, but that's not my avatar.



N_S: I can tie a knot in a cherry stalk. Lots of people can, It just makes the joke run further if you can then do something impossible too. biggrin

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


LarrySILVER Member
Electro Ponce!
383 posts
Location: Hull!, United Kingdom


Posted:
hey Pauly, is it easier to hit on people through juggling(and associated arts), or magic?

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I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
In my experience I think it's probably a little easier with magic than juggling/ manipulation.

However for real results. It's getting a life FTW all the way! wink

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


BansheeCatBRONZE Member
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1,247 posts
Location: lost, Canada


Posted:
Okay people, I was thinking: since distance seems to be the main obstacle for most of us( can I use us? I am not really single, I am multiple.. Somehow it feels the same though!)ubbcrying



How's about we start a little slush fund for travel purposes so worthy starving singles can travel the world to hook up with their potential soul mates well,er, play mates...???kiss



ubbidea Maybe we could all earn a little extra performing magic tricks and tying cherries, then donate it to the "Save the Singles" fund...



Whatcha think?



* And Pogo69! You are my age! biggrin Mine! All mine! Muhhahahahaha !!!I never ever meet men my age! Whooo Hooo very exciting!!!



**And Ado?! Challenge?nana Are you blackmailing me, or asking me out?! Or offering me a certain sexy Columbian jeweller instead of a camp matt? I am delightfully confused...You're not single are you?eek That would be awful! I would date your woman in a second though, regardless of age, she's damn hot;)

devil



Pm on its way...



xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."


Pogo69SILVER Member
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Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
ubblol ubblol ubblol

YAY!! got the age thing sorted... I can pass for much younger usually (particularly if I've actually had some sleep tongue), so you may just get the best of both worlds wink and I hear ya re: the youngsters... the world seems overpopulated with early 20-somethings, doesn't it?

the travel slush fund is a fabulous idea too... cos it's the only way I'm going anywhere in the near future...
rolleyes

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
so with the lack of sleep you've been getting lately, pat, how old do you look at the moment? wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


ClairebeSILVER Member
Destroyer of kitchen appliances
180 posts
Location: Liverpool, UK


Posted:
The fund is a good idea - although probably impossible to carry out in real life. We can all dream though, right?

I dare someone to find me an attractive single guy in or near to Liverpool! ubblol

Yeah, like that'll work. Hee.

My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!


BansheeCatBRONZE Member
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Location: lost, Canada


Posted:
Clairebe,I am pulling out a map, seeing where Liverpool is, then I will get to work!!I am a master at matchmaking... Any details you're looking for? Can you get to Bristol this weekend?

Shoshana- big hug for you. Sorry to hear that.

Pogo, you need to post more pics in yer gallery, how can I fantasize without a clear image?!Anybody out there with pics of this man?

"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."


xatedBRONZE Member
member
65 posts
Location: N.S.W, Australia


Posted:
maybe if i could tie cherrie stalks with my tounge i wouldn't be single. you know this all started caus i could pick my nose with my tongue. and yeah i can also pick someone elses nose with my tongue too. any volunteers?

nnngah


the_mods_stole_my_nameSILVER Member
travelling without moving
1,286 posts
Location: Maghull, Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
clairebe: do you have any idea how hard it is to find an attractive single guy or girl in liverpool?....i've been trying long enough!

Heilige Scheiße, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

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CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
 Written by: BansheeCat


Okay people, I was thinking: since distance seems to be the main obstacle for most of us

How's about we start a little slush fund for travel purposes so worthy starving singles can travel the world to hook up with their potential soul mates well,er, play mates...???kiss

ubbidea Maybe we could all earn a little extra performing magic tricks and tying cherries, then donate it to the "Save the Singles" fund...





I like the idea, but I think a single spinners meet could work a little easier. Anyone up for a weekend of spinning speed dating?

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
I'm guessing you don't mean dating whilst on certain stimulants...

Depends on where the meet is... wink

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


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