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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Larry
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Larry

Electro Ponce!
Location: Hull!

Total posts: 383
Posted:the magician would come up with a method like that wouldn't he? gah!!! ubblol ubbidea wave
(what was the name of the bad guy from TRON?)

magic's the way forward. making difficult things look even harder, but doing them quite easily


What're you looking at?
I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Arthur! spank

Where's the self-satisfaction in that? I did think about getting someone to mark the cherry stalk in their own way to make sure I DIDN'T do what you just said!

offtopic

Oh yeah. Singledom... Not too bad at the moment...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam

Total posts: 1034
Posted:I can eat cherries. That's also good, right?

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Larry
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Larry

Electro Ponce!
Location: Hull!

Total posts: 383
Posted:depends how you eat them

What're you looking at?
I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted: Written by: Larry



the magician would come up with a method like that wouldn't he? gah!!! ubblol ubbidea wave

(what was the name of the bad guy from TRON





I would say. But I'm scared. It's a bit of an in joke just for me. Look it up on wikipedia. wink The main bad guy was Sark, but that's not my avatar.



N_S: I can tie a knot in a cherry stalk. Lots of people can, It just makes the joke run further if you can then do something impossible too. biggrin


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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Larry
SILVER Member since Oct 2005

Larry

Electro Ponce!
Location: Hull!

Total posts: 383
Posted:hey Pauly, is it easier to hit on people through juggling(and associated arts), or magic?

What're you looking at?
I assume you're being rhetorical?
What're you callin' me!?

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:In my experience I think it's probably a little easier with magic than juggling/ manipulation.

However for real results. It's getting a life FTW all the way! wink


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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BansheeCat
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

veteran
Location: lost

Total posts: 1247
Posted:Okay people, I was thinking: since distance seems to be the main obstacle for most of us( can I use us? I am not really single, I am multiple.. Somehow it feels the same though!)ubbcrying



How's about we start a little slush fund for travel purposes so worthy starving singles can travel the world to hook up with their potential soul mates well,er, play mates...???kiss



ubbidea Maybe we could all earn a little extra performing magic tricks and tying cherries, then donate it to the "Save the Singles" fund...



Whatcha think?



* And Pogo69! You are my age! biggrin Mine! All mine! Muhhahahahaha !!!I never ever meet men my age! Whooo Hooo very exciting!!!



**And Ado?! Challenge?nana Are you blackmailing me, or asking me out?! Or offering me a certain sexy Columbian jeweller instead of a camp matt? I am delightfully confused...You're not single are you?eek That would be awful! I would date your woman in a second though, regardless of age, she's damn hot;)

devil



Pm on its way...



xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox


"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo

Total posts: 3764
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol

YAY!! got the age thing sorted... I can pass for much younger usually (particularly if I've actually had some sleep tongue), so you may just get the best of both worlds wink and I hear ya re: the youngsters... the world seems overpopulated with early 20-somethings, doesn't it?

the travel slush fund is a fabulous idea too... cos it's the only way I'm going anywhere in the near future...
rolleyes


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:so with the lack of sleep you've been getting lately, pat, how old do you look at the moment? wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:The fund is a good idea - although probably impossible to carry out in real life. We can all dream though, right?

I dare someone to find me an attractive single guy in or near to Liverpool! ubblol

Yeah, like that'll work. Hee.


My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!

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BansheeCat
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

veteran
Location: lost

Total posts: 1247
Posted:Clairebe,I am pulling out a map, seeing where Liverpool is, then I will get to work!!I am a master at matchmaking... Any details you're looking for? Can you get to Bristol this weekend?

Shoshana- big hug for you. Sorry to hear that.

Pogo, you need to post more pics in yer gallery, how can I fantasize without a clear image?!Anybody out there with pics of this man?


"God *was* my co-pilot, but then we crashed, and I had to eat him..."

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xated
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

member
Location: N.S.W

Total posts: 65
Posted:maybe if i could tie cherrie stalks with my tounge i wouldn't be single. you know this all started caus i could pick my nose with my tongue. and yeah i can also pick someone elses nose with my tongue too. any volunteers?

nnngah

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the_mods_stole_my_name
SILVER Member since May 2006

the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool

Total posts: 1286
Posted:clairebe: do you have any idea how hard it is to find an attractive single guy or girl in liverpool?....i've been trying long enough!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted: Written by: BansheeCat


Okay people, I was thinking: since distance seems to be the main obstacle for most of us

How's about we start a little slush fund for travel purposes so worthy starving singles can travel the world to hook up with their potential soul mates well,er, play mates...???kiss

ubbidea Maybe we could all earn a little extra performing magic tricks and tying cherries, then donate it to the "Save the Singles" fund...





I like the idea, but I think a single spinners meet could work a little easier. Anyone up for a weekend of spinning speed dating?


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:I'm guessing you don't mean dating whilst on certain stimulants...

Depends on where the meet is... wink


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

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Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


I'm guessing you don't mean dating whilst on certain stimulants...



Whatever flops your mop. wink

 Written by: Neon_Shaolin

Depends on where the meet is... wink



Somewhere central ... erm... like Leeds!

[dumb idea] Maybe have a laptop there too, so we could video conference anyone who can't get to England. [/dumb idea]


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Even my Vileda Supermop will flop in the face of those stimuli...

The the laptop thing would be a bust as it exposes the fact that distance WILL be an issue...

Leeds? Will you have to travel far for that...? wink


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam

Total posts: 1034
Posted: Written by: BansheeCat


Pogo, you need to post more pics in yer gallery, how can I fantasize without a clear image?!Anybody out there with pics of this man?



yeah me! Look, he's even spinning on this picture


Non-Https Image Link


sorry Pogo, I just couldn't resist


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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam

Total posts: 1034
Posted: Written by: ArthurBrown


[dumb idea] Maybe have a laptop there too, so we could video conference anyone who can't get to England. [/dumb idea]



which would lead to exactly the same situation we've just got, wouldn't it?


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:I thought he had a beard...?

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam

Total posts: 1034
Posted:it's an old picture

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo

Total posts: 3764
Posted:andrea: more pics? hmmm... *hand to chin* see what I can do

birgit: yes, when my hand went to my chin, I felt a beard

aurinko: pmsl... I've only been spinning 5 months. I've had the beard for ... ummm... 11 years(ish)...

rougie: looking my age, I think... need more sleep


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam

Total posts: 1034
Posted: Written by: Pogo69


aurinko: pmsl... I've only been spinning 5 months. I've had the beard for ... ummm... 11 years(ish)...




we don't need to get fussy now, do we?


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:yeah, I mean... 2640 % off is not THAT bad wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo

Total posts: 3764
Posted:hehehe... you're such a scientist... rolleyes

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:yeah and liking it biggrin

(though I do realise that this doesn't help my chances in a singles thread ubblol)


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo

Total posts: 3764
Posted:yeah baby... crunch some numbers for me... you know how I like it... wink

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:pat, you're a worry. a BIG worry! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Aurinko
BRONZE Member since Aug 2006

Aurinko

hello!
Location: Amsterdam

Total posts: 1034
Posted: Written by: Birgit


(though I do realise that this doesn't help my chances in a singles thread ubblol)



at least you can calculate whether it significantly affects your chances here


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