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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo

Total posts: 3764
Posted:2 potential dates and nothing but a mere few 1000 miles impedes me... ubblove ubblove that jet is looking like a better and better investment... rolleyes

*pulls out his own map*

amsterdam, bristol... they're just north-west of here, right?


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted: Written by: Birgit


it seems I've initiated a HoP orgy.

Well done me. biggrin



Somehow, I sensed the magic word and gravitated towards this thread. ubblol

Is this the thread for people who don't want to be single and moan a lot, or people who are happy being single? I'm not sure which box I fit into. ubbloco


My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!

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wolfbro001
SILVER Member since May 2006

wolfbro001

Member
Location: Brisbane, Qld

Total posts: 77
Posted:rolleyes



ur crazy pat biggrin

EDITED_BY: wolfbro001 (1158705501)


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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo

Total posts: 3764
Posted:clairebe: as long as you're single, this thread is whatever you want it to be... biggrin tongue wink

james: am so...


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted: Written by: BansheeCat


Here, I'll get the ball rolling guys, and show y'all how it is done.

*AHEM*

ubblove Pogo69, you're absolutely gorgeous, would you like to go out with me? Please please pretty please?ubblove

*Okay,so maybe skip the please please pretty please, that may come across as a bit desperate, and we can't have that...*;)


-- waits in eager anticipation for a response--

* ah,important detail! Pogo, are you over 25?I forgot to check. eek If you're not, I am sorry, I have to retract that invitation! I am supposed to not date the young'uns. Can't be out there corrupting the youth now can I... lol
ubbtickled



Hehehe i know i shouldn't be in here but i was reading this and couldn't help myself. wink Pat are you over 25 LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Ummm........ Yes!!!! Thats all. bye


:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted: Written by: claire


Is this the thread for people who don't want to be single and moan a lot, or people who are happy being single? I'm not sure which box I fit into




This thread is for anyone who is single and from there it's what you make of it. unless you are paul. which, simply by his name, you can tell that he is not single. yet he comes into this thread anyways. spank

but we loves him cos he is funny so we can forgive him ubblove


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:Awww... I just like to keep an eye on you sweety, make sure everyone is being nice to my little Dragon!!! Cause i'll get. Yep i will and i'll make them pay (too much) *nods* yep just a little bit!!! ubbloco

:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:aww thankyou! you really are such a good daddy!
hug


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo

Total posts: 3764
Posted:yes, paul... I am *somewhat* over 25... in fairness, I indicated that I left that mark behind sometime ago... tongue

if I was cynical (good thing I'm not, hey?), I would think that you were just in here to stir up trouble, paul... so nice to see you're looking after my honourary niece... biggrin


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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GitasGuy


GitasGuy

Pooh-Bah
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 2303
Posted:Now would i do that Pat!!! I think not ubblol ubblol

Rougie i cant believe you would have been thinking otherwise rolleyes hug


:admires giant wooden aeroplane: Its about time trees were good for something, instead of just standing their like jerks!!! ubblol ubbtickled

Homer rocks!!!! ubblol ubbrollsmile

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:I'd like someone over 25, too, please... in fact, since I'm 27, I'd like someone 27 or older, but I can't really be that picky now can I wink

Aaaaaaandddd... hmmmm... should be able to do massages, make strong coffee and wash the dishes when I've cooked ubblol

*waits for the sound of the tumbleweed*


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Dragosani
GOLD Member since Jun 2005

Dragosani

sunset seadragon
Location: some little fluffy clouds

Total posts: 679
Posted:No, no, my name is not tumbleweed.... It's Dragosani biggrin
And I like the feel of hot soapy water...


A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world. - Oscar Wilde
Jointly owned by FreyaJ, Birgit and Aurinko

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo

Total posts: 3764
Posted:you had me interested until the "wash the dishes" part...

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Carrot_Girl


Carrot_Girl

Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK

Total posts: 194
Posted: Written by: Birgit


I'd like someone over 25, too, please... in fact, since I'm 27, I'd like someone 27 or older



Me too! In fact I haven't met anyone who's around the same age as me for bloody ages...

Where are you all??!!! *looks around frantically*


Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Right then, 1 Dragosani for me biggrin

The rest of you, continue with the orgy smile


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:anyone else think this thread is like pounce's intro meets the auctions?

ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:I don't know Pounce's intro, but since I've been auctioned aaaaaaaages ago I have to try here ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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ado-p
GOLD Member since May 2004

ado-p

Pirate Ninja
Location: Galway/Ireland

Total posts: 3882
Posted: Written by: BansheeCat



*AHEM*

ubblove Pogo69, you're absolutely gorgeous, would you like to go out with me? Please please pretty please?ubblove
...*;)

-- waits in eager anticipation for a response--

* ah,important detail! Pogo, are you over 25?I forgot to check. eek If you're not, I am sorry, I have to retract that invitation! I am supposed to not date the young'uns. Can't be out there corrupting the youth now can I... lol
ubbtickled





*AHEM*

I may choose to challenge that smile Unless you buy me dinner biggrin


Love is the law.

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Carrot_Girl


 Written by: Birgit


I'd like someone over 25, too, please... in fact, since I'm 27, I'd like someone 27 or older



Me too! In fact I haven't met anyone who's around the same age as me for bloody ages...

Where are you all??!!! *looks around frantically*



Oh, we're around. We're just hard to spot, too busy running around doing pesky grown-up things like holding down day jobs and paying mortgages and having civilised dinner parties and getting killed by ninjas an ting.


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:yeah but YOU don't count, because you want your ex back wink hug

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:Uh oh!

Got people after my Aussie.

We might have to move this over to the auction and have a bidding war! biggrin

Pat what do you think?


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Carrot_Girl


Carrot_Girl

Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK

Total posts: 194
Posted: Written by: 87wt2gxq7


Oh, we're around. We're just hard to spot, too busy running around doing pesky grown-up things like holding down day jobs and paying mortgages and having civilised dinner parties and getting killed by ninjas an ting.



Cool! Dinner party at your house?!

So... Birmingham's got a ninja infestation..... (Or you were just getting a copy of 'cheekbone' delivered?). And day jobs - what a pain - that's why i went back to being a full time student. wink


Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo

Total posts: 3764
Posted:lmao...

for auction... one slightly used aussie... tongue


--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:Just slightly?
umm biggrin


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:it's like used car and real estate egent talk wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:Just wondering if he needs a good buffing up or not.
biggrin rolleyes


"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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xated
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

member
Location: N.S.W

Total posts: 65
Posted:I'll bid two grams of chocolate and a puppydog for pogo biggrin
haha he can be my chick magnet i'll be like come check out my grandpa and they'll be like ohhhhhh i like you.
How bout it pogo?
also no one my age seems here either i'm a young un. (19)

Also i'm a auzzie male and i want to be put up for auction. i know the skills of avioding people and er um... i can pick my nose with my tongue.


nnngah

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:http://www.homeofpoi.com/ubbthreads/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/49848
i think is the place you're looking for. i just said that this thread was like the auction in that people were leaving orgies (=pounce thread influence) hooked up (=auction influence) ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Bek66


Bek66

Future Mrs Pogo
Location: The wrong place

Total posts: 4728
Posted:Maybe you should amend that and say that you can touch your nose with you tongue...might get a more positive reaction. eek ubblol



BTW, I can touch my nose and my chin with my tongue!

nana



Can get 5 rolls in it, too!

wink

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"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:5 Bread Rolls?!!! eek

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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