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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:*discus-throws a chocolate record, aiming at Enya's head (Shaun of the Dead anyone? biggrin) and proceeds to paint choccie-tattoes on monserat*

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:*peels self off Birgit's back*

Oh look, there's still some choccie paint there... I suppose I'll have to get that off somehow....

ubbangel

Monserat: don't get any ideas. wink


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Sambo_Flux

*Casts Level 16 Resurrection with Level 20 Zombification on Enya*



*points and laughs at the RPG player* wink


*covers self in chocolate and hopes furiously*


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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted: Written by: 87wt2gxq7


 Written by: Sambo_Flux

*Casts Level 16 Resurrection with Level 20 Zombification on Enya*



*points and laughs at the RPG player* wink



*casts Level 50 Geekyness at 87*

Whose laughing now! Ahahah! Ahahahahaha! Muhahahahaha! ubblol


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven

Total posts: 737
Posted:ubbidea too late sam!! tongue

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted: Written by: Sambo_Flux


Oh look, there's still some choccie paint there... I suppose I'll have to get that off somehow....




You mean my back or your chest? tongue

2d10, 15+ and I'll help you. You get a +3 bonus for being human and a +2 for me being lawful evil ubblol


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted: Written by: Birgit


You mean my back or your chest? tongue

2d10, 15+ and I'll help you. You get a +3 bonus for being human and a +2 for me being lawful evil ubblol



ubblol

I think Monserat may have got there first... redface

*runs off to find more body paint*


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven

Total posts: 737
Posted:there's a heady mix of geekishness and eroticism going on here... ubblol

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:It could be so much worse

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:dammit... Monserat, you're on my list now. The bad one.

*takes a cone with vanilla ice cream and coats it with 87's bodypaint-chocolate. From the tummy area I think, just because being tickled with ice cream might be fun.*

How does that feel, Jon? tongue


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Sambo_Flux

*casts Level 50 Geekyness at 87*


am immune due to being a science graduate and a pseudorandom string of alphanumeric characters, and therefore already geek!


 Written by: monserat

there's a heady mix of geekishness and eroticsm going on here...


geeklove is the way forward!
HUWA! *overenthusiastic hipthrust, making calculator and pens fall out of top pocket of labcoat*


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:*yawn* whenever my guy friends start getting geeky I tend to talk pudding with the girls...speaking of pudding.... biggrin

*flings pudding at anyone even semi-geeky*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Birgit



How does that feel, Jon? tongue





nnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNpleasedon'tstop........









 Written by: blu_valley

*flings pudding at anyone even semi-geeky*



Oh! I'm covered in pudding!

This is truly a glorious day!!


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:HAH! I'm covered in pudding AND just about to be fed real cake at work. I win!! (AND I have a labcoat, too. Life is good, isn't it!)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:NOW my work here is done! biggrin

*Tries to walk off stylishly, slips on pudding*


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Birgit

HAH! I'm covered in pudding AND just about to be fed real cake at work. I win!! (AND I have a labcoat, too. Life is good, isn't it!)





you're such a tease...



wink





*squidges Sambo_Flux into the floor. Kicks sherbert in his face*


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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:*wipes off sherbert, licks fingers*

Guess we're not done yet then... I hope those labcoats wash easily, cause the colour's coming back, baby! Taste the rainbow!

*pulls out remote trigger for skittle cannon*


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven

Total posts: 737
Posted: Written by: Birgit


dammit... Monserat, you're on my list now. The bad one.




What list?? Why is it bad?? How do I get on the good one??

ooh pudding..


Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted: Written by: monserat


What list??




THE list.

 Written by: monserat


Why is it bad??




Because there's people on it that are really evil. Like the guy that licked MY chocolate off someone. (Or whatever other way of chocolate-removal-from-body you were using...)

 Written by: monserat


How do I get on the good one??




A grovelling apology or some Green and Black's delivered to my work address (I don't trust the flatmate. She might have to be put on the list, too).


 Written by: 87wt2gxq7


you're such a tease...



Me? biggrin Not my fault I look fetching in a labcoat ubblol

And yup, they ARE easy to wash, even at 90C, and they don't burn easily either. Good clothes for firespinners' foodfights!


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:Don't stress it, there's enough choccie bodypaint to go around...

*paints tribal patterns all over*

Birgit gets first dibs... ubbangel


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven

Total posts: 737
Posted:But I wasn't using any chocolate-removal-from-body methods! All I had was an idea! Sambo is still there covered in chocolate body paint wondering how oh how he is going to get clean and to top it off he's got sherbet all over him as well. And pudding. And skittles are on the way.



*lightly dusts Sambo with sherbet just to be sure*



And if that's not enough please accept this huge pile of Green and Blacks as a humble and sincere gesture of apology for any misunderstanding or inconvenience I, or my actions, may have caused.



*bows deeply and grovellingly leaves huge pile of Green and Blacks at Birgit's feet*


Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:i would offer to paint myself but no one wants to see that

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:*charges Sambo, scooping up the G&B on the way*

yummy biggrin thanks a lot ubbrollsmile


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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lilith_in_london
SILVER Member since Jun 2005

member
Location: floating about

Total posts: 149
Posted:ubblol biggrin priceless!

c'est pas nous qui sommes la rue, c'est la rue ktanou!

1st official camden town (uk) meet 21st october! see the events bit

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Circus Midget
SILVER Member since May 2005

Circus Midget

newbie
Location: Perth, Western Australia

Total posts: 45
Posted:*comes in and sits in the corner.* frown

"It was me! I was the turkey all along!"

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PlugInClairey
BRONZE Member since Feb 2007

PlugInClairey

Member
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 78
Posted:ooooh i got choc chip icecream when i went shopping, who wants some???

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:Memememememe! bounce bounce2

Circus Midget: come out of that corner and join in the food fight! hug


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Beth


Beth

Miss Whippy
Location: Cornwall & Oxford

Total posts: 1262
Posted:mmmm icecream! the best icecream in the world bar none is Green and Black's Organic Dark Chocolate Ice Cream. Oh my god, why would anyone ever eat anything else??

*goes to 24hr tescos to get some*


Aim high and you'll know your limits, aim low and you'll never know how high you could have climbed.

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven

Total posts: 737
Posted:*brings in big bowl of his (soon to be) world famous jack daniels chocolate mousse*

Dig in all! I'm celebrating being back on the nice list! biggrin


Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Is that for eating or for playing with? ubbangel

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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