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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:Nah, that's rubbish. Celibacy rules!



Ahem. Disengaing sarcasm mode now. Still, I've had a VERY good week this week, lots af cool stuff happening, so I'm now feeling a damn site better about it than I was. biggrin


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs...

Total posts: 2719
Posted:I'm STILL [censored] single.
Everything in my life is good, I just feel like theres a piece missing... Alcohol drown it out, but then I get horny and make a feckwit of myself...

Heigh ho...

ubbloco


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted: Written by: Sambo_Flux


Celibacy rules!




umm


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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PlugInClairey
BRONZE Member since Feb 2007

PlugInClairey

Member
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 78
Posted: Written by: =Flashpoint=


Alcohol drown it out, but then I get horny and make a feckwit of myself...

Heigh ho...

ubbloco



haha it's like my life story lately!! ubbrollsmile


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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted: Written by: Birgit


 Written by: Sambo_Flux


Celibacy rules!




umm



ubblol Umm, yeah, was kinda being sarcastic there... ubbangel wink


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted: Written by: Sambo_Flux


 Written by: Birgit


 Written by: Sambo_Flux


Celibacy rules!




umm



ubblol Umm, yeah, was kinda being sarcastic there... ubbangel wink



*somehow* I figured... ubblol hug


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:why is it u wait ages for somone then two come at once

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:I've been single for ages now.

I like it smile

No faffing, in my head about silly things that are good for my libido but not good for any type of commitment to work and important things that need doing.

Havn't fancied anyone for ages either.

I might just sew myself up and be done with it ubblol


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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:i would of thought with everyone trying to get on me that i wouldnt be single but nah there all clashing off it and making it a reason not to go out with me man it suxs..

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted: Written by: Birgit

*somehow* I figured... ubblol hug



umm No sh*t Sherlock wink

ubblol

hug


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Wooktastic
BRONZE Member since Mar 2017

Wooktastic

the kicker of elves
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 371
Posted:I got five. FIVE alla t once! Anyone else out there think the universe is powered by irony?

Man is no more than a conduit for excrement to pass through.- daVinci

Jointly owned by BurdA and Tinypixie

Wielder of the voice of Patrick Stewart

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Wooktastic



I got five. FIVE alla t once! Anyone else out there think the universe is powered by irony?





I second your irony theory!

hug



I got a rose after my performance last night from one in the crowd. I'm smitten biggrin


ॐ

Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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PlugInClairey
BRONZE Member since Feb 2007

PlugInClairey

Member
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 78
Posted:five at once totally makes you a lady-magnet!! bounce

i agree with the two at once theory too


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_Stix_


_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:throw some of the theory my way then please.. I got nadda.. ubblol ubbloco wink
EDITED_BY: MisStix (1173646171)


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

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E_V_I_L


E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:Same here. In fact, I've got that little at the moment I'm sure I owe it somehow .... I'm into negative interest I think.

Gimme some hope and theorise some women my way !!!!


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

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PlugInClairey
BRONZE Member since Feb 2007

PlugInClairey

Member
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 78
Posted:ok, me and misstix will both throw ourselves at you at the same time, hows that?? ubblol

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E_V_I_L


E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:Hell, best offer I've had in a looooooooong time. wink

ubblol


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted:woop woop woop woop woop!

ahh it was wonderful last night - big dance party - lots of impossibly beautiful women, impossibly beautiful men, and being completely single and able to flirt with whoever the hell i wanted to ubbrollsmile


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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MikefromGlos
SILVER Member since Jul 2006

MikefromGlos

Hitman
Location: Gloucester England

Total posts: 985
Posted:what bout me why cant some pretty people thouw themselves at me

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted: Written by: Sambo_Flux


umm No sh*t Sherlock wink




Keep looking, Watson! (at least Wiki says that's the appropriate reply)

ubbrollsmile hug


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:Birgiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! biggrin

Where you been? hug


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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian

Total posts: 3383
Posted: Written by: =Flashpoint=


I'm STILL censored single.
Everything in my life is good, I just feel like theres a piece missing... Alcohol drown it out, but then I get horny and make a feckwit of myself...

Heigh ho...

ubbloco



dito pete! youd be suprised at how long ive been single now! i cant believe how long its been since ive met a guy who actually likes me! ubblol

everything in my life seems to be working out really well, and im as happy as pie biggrin until im on my own at home and theres no one to cuddle.... redface oh dear lol, how cheesy!


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Well where have YOU been, Jon!! hug

I've been in Belfast and Bangor and London and Oxford! In that order-ish. I think. Just had a lovely 6 hour train ride in 1st class biggrin (nope, am not loaded yet, it was the cheapest ticket available when I booked, with some super saver whatever fare). We were in Birmingham for about 10 minutes, waiting for a signal wink


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:i've been here in my little corner as usual. Reading but not commenting coz no-one needs to hear my rubbish advice or laugh at my ridiculous singleton situation...

wow! travelling in style! you'll be all used to that when you're an international woman of mysterious toxicology.. or something. Shoulda called me, I'd have been well up for mooning your train or something.
wink


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:If everyone thought like that, this thread would be dead! And it's one of my main sources of amusement at work, so I'll not let that happen. Nooooo way.

I didn't know the train was going through Birmingham! It went through Preston, too, I could've had a series of HoPpers mooning it if Neon had been up for it. I really should organise that next time biggrin


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:heh, well I'll let on when my situation is resolved.

hahahaa, I just got an image of dave flashing a pair of day-glo yellow buttocks at the 0927 to Chesterfield.

That's right kids, yellow like this highlighter! *brandishes*


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:"when my situation is resolved"? Like, you have a big wart on your bum and can't show it off right now? tongue

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Birgit


Like, you have a big wart on your bum and can't show it off right now?



How very dare you!

She resembles IN NO WAY a big wart!

tongue


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:ooooh? tell me more, tell me more (get OUT of the Grease song mode, stupid woman!!) biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:i'll tell more when there's more to tell.... wink

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