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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted: Written by: Sambo_Flux



In my case it would go something like this:



"Hiya, was just in.... errrrr...... mmmmppppphhghggg......flengle, wibble, I mean.... I was just kinda.... wobbbbleeeee.....



Sh*t.



Bye."



rolleyes





maybe just hold out cardboard signs with the words you intend to say instead. i seem to remember a guy did it in that UK movie 'love actually' and it was terribly tearful and romantic...



then again you might just look wierd wink

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg

Total posts: 570
Posted:Or you could just wear Dentrassi's doofing pants. You'll have woman swarming around you.

I love those pants!!!!! I also want a pair.


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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:What are doofing pants? Forgive my ignorance... confused

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:pants that you doof in?

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg

Total posts: 570
Posted:Have a look in dentrassi's gallery.

Doofing is what you do at trance parties, well I do.

*doof, doof, doof, doof*


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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:*doom doom CHA t-ka t-ka doom CHA!* for the junglists.

daaamn, I really want to go for a stomp this weekend now! I really want to go for a stomp RIGHT NOW!


*zaps a massive rig and an army of party people into office*

if only it could be done...


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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg

Total posts: 570
Posted:You could always come and visit South Africa, there's a big stomp on the 20th of March.

*bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce*


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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted:kiss make you own like i did. all it requires is some 3/4 pants, some fake animal fur, a sewing machine, and some patience.

in Oz and some other part of the world a 'doof' refers to outdoor electronic music parties in the middle of the bush, under the stars, with psytrance pounding through the night.

because you're completely isolated from conventional society, people tend to dress up a bit - thus the pants. alas those particular pants are disintergrating rather rapidly - but my beloved tail is still quite healthy ubbrollsmile

am off to a party this weekend in fact. yay yay yay! hopefully there will be some single beautiful people there ubbrollsmile looking forward to pounding some emotional energy out thru my bare feet into the earth, whilst admiring the amazing stars overhead. smile


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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Dentrassi


a 'doof' refers to outdoor electronic music parties in the middle of the bush, under the stars, with psytrance pounding through the night.



ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove

waaah! I want one NOW!
*sulks*


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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg

Total posts: 570
Posted:Dentrassi I'm gonna go and find fake fur this weekend and make myself a pair for the 20th. What did you use to stuff the tail?

I take it, it's not a good idea to do leg wraps with fire in those pants?

How big is the psy scene in Oz?


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted: Written by: 87wt2gxq7


 Written by: Dentrassi


a 'doof' refers to outdoor electronic music parties in the middle of the bush, under the stars, with psytrance pounding through the night.



ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove ubblove

waaah! I want one NOW!
*sulks*



Well summer is on its way, theres loads about once it hits... biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:I see! That's cool, that means I'm actually wearing my doofing pants RIGHT NOW.

Coooool!

biggrin


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Soul is the Ocean

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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: blu_valley


Well summer is on its way, theres loads about once it hits... biggrin



yeah yeah yeah!
didn't realise you were a doofhead too, blu! I'll look out for a tall girl who falls down a lot at the next party.
And then I shall hug you.


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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg

Total posts: 570
Posted:I usually take at least 2 pairs of doofing pants and 3 t-shirts, 1 pair that smell like parafine and the other pair to stomp in and a spare t-shirt in case I get too sweaty.

Yay!!! I can't wait to go bounce around under the stars.


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted: Written by: 87wt2gxq7


 Written by: blu_valley


Well summer is on its way, theres loads about once it hits... biggrin



yeah yeah yeah!
didn't realise you were a doofhead too, blu! I'll look out for a tall girl who falls down a lot at the next party.
And then I shall hug you.



And I'm usually wearing wings too, so I'm easy to spot ubblol hug


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:You have wings but still fall over ? Obviously you evolutionary path is leading you to a subterranean existance as even above ground you fall over.

Doof pants ? Sound ... too warm ... gimme 3/4 combats and some room .... boom-boom-boom-slam!

Still, psytrance open-air night event does sound rather groovy.

I think a series of meets for HoPpers would be cool, meet new peeps and stuff. Need to do some more events ....


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Wings... can't help it, but that always makes me think about this:
http://devilspanties.keenspot.com/d/20061009.html


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven

Total posts: 737
Posted:do I dare click on a link that contains 'devilspanties' whilst at work???

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:yeah, it's quite safe smile WAY safer than this thread anyway ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven

Total posts: 737
Posted:ah yes, so it is! reminds me of a time when I was at college,

Me: "what are you dong this weekend Matt?"

Matt: "an ounce, man"



ubblol


Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:hehehe... or... the Japanese guy in a lab I was working in, who came into the room in the middle of some people taking the mickey out of a guy for not marrying his girlfriend... he said "Excuse me, how long have you been doing your girlfriend?" ooooops

Thankfully it was enough to tell him that "seeing" is more polite, if probably the same in that guy's case ubblol


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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:ubblol Class!

So there's this girl at work that I like, and I think she returns the sentiment. But I hardly ever get to see her at work (she's in a different department), and the only time I'm over there she's surrounded by her teammates. I don't want to embarrass her or myself by asking her out for a drink in front of everyone, but I don't want to leave it much longer either. And doing it by email is cheesy and naff, so that's a nono.

So, how do I get her on her own so I can suggest getting together.... hmmmmm. Guess I'll just have to wait till we pass in the corridoor or something, unless I come up with another plan.

*starts scheming*


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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:Well, sounds like you have several options;

1 - Stalk her. Women love that. ubblol
2 - Be cheesey, but do it in a Hugh Grant kinda way, obviously if she's foreign she'll fall for it straight away.
3 - Embaress yourself - ask her in front of people - confidence to do things like that is the hallmark of style and balls dude!
4 - Buy a mag and sort yourself out. wink


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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:Points 2 and 3 definitely have some merit.

It's points 1 and 4 I'm not so sure on.... wink


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PlugInClairey
BRONZE Member since Feb 2007

PlugInClairey

Member
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 78
Posted:how about suggesting a work night out when that whole group is there, and then if she goes you'll have more chance to talk to her on her own in a bar-like situation. plus you'll get more of an idea if you get on outside of work

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:Could work! We already get on quite well outside of work, I met her at the last company party a while back...

Fingers crossed... smile ubbrollsmile


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PlugInClairey
BRONZE Member since Feb 2007

PlugInClairey

Member
Location: Dublin

Total posts: 78
Posted:good luck, hope it works out! ubbrollsmile

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:No posts on here since I left Edinburgh?!? Slackers! wink

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Posted:Yeah well it looks like the singles are getting hooked up... except me biggrin

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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:I'm not, the only person I (still) want isn't even talking to me anymore !

Maybe that whole celibacy thing might have to happen. Eugh. Talk about boring and having nothing to live for !


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