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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane, Australia

Total posts: 3044
Posted: Written by: PlugInClairey



yayayay someone finally gets where it came from! im always having to explain it ubbtickled





i got the reference too ubbrollsmile





well in my wacky world, two of my couple friends (you know, the type who are so smoochily in love that they try and set everyone else up) are convinced they know the exactly perfect person to set me up with.



matchmaking with me has been consistently been a spectacular and catastrophic failure so far - so im a bit hesitant.



*sigh* oh well i suppose the least i can do is to actually meet the person shrug

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"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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PlugInClairey
BRONZE Member since Feb 2007

PlugInClairey

Member
Location: Dublin, Ireland

Total posts: 78
Posted:oooh i dont know, my housemate and her boyfriend are like that too, and im afraid of their matchmaking!
then again, you could be meeting the love of your life!!

hehe beaker....


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fNi
GOLD Member since Mar 2004

fNi

master of disaster
Location: New York, USA

Total posts: 3354
Posted: Written by: Dentrassi


matchmaking with me has been consistently been a spectacular and catastrophic failure so far - so im a bit hesitant.

*sigh* oh well i suppose the least i can do is to actually meet the person shrug



my parents met on a blind date, so you never know.


kyrian: I've felt your finger connect with me many times
lou kitten: sneaky little meatball..
ezz: please corrupt me more

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted:I've only ever been on 1 blind date.

*remembers*

uuuurrrrggggghhhhh

*shudder*


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:I've been on one. It was alright... not too exciting, but he bought me nice expensive drinks ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:GAAH!

Was in the shops trying to find some joke Harry Potter-stylee glasses with my housemate (it's World Book Day today and he works at a primary school, hence dressing up).

We ended up at a sunglasses stall and the extremely cute girl in attendance was really quite laughy and talkative with us.

As I was walking out I thought "hmm, I wonder if I should go back and get her number?" and I didn't do it! Darn you, fear of rejection by strangers! Darn you to heck!


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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United...

Total posts: 737
Posted:*sulks in a corner*

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:aw man!

No luck, monserat? hug


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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United...

Total posts: 737
Posted:tried phoning her, got voicemail. Left a message and I know there are probably a thousand reasons why she's not been in touch but I'm not as optimistic as I was. If I don't hear from her by the weekend I'll chalk this one up to experience I think.

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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E_V_I_L


E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:Mooserat - they're all evil anyway. Still, nothing ventured, nothing gained, least you put yourself out there and tried.

87 - Dude, that fear of rejection is a [female dog] ain't it ? I hate it, stops me doing all sorts of fun things. Still, if she's on a stall, go back, surely you could turn it to your advantage - like you wanted to speak to her 1-on-1 or somethign without your mate there ? Just an idea ...


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted:hug

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:hug

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:grouphug

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:spank

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United...

Total posts: 737
Posted:Thanks guys hug it's such a shame, she seemed keen and I kinda liked her.

Rejection's not that bad, no worse than torturing yourself with 'what if..'.


Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:"What if....?" sucks.

The girl in my situation - I had a what if about 3 years ago with her, and now it's another. She hasn't told me anything, just stopped talking to me and stuff.

I get the feeling she's leaving it as another "What if...." so she can call it in if/when she's ever wanting to give things a go.

Which is callous of her, but like a moron I'll of course merrily pootle back. Gah.

Shoulda got out early really.

Monserat - go drink Tequila. I find that helps.


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:*walks into thread and sits down*

Stupid stupid stupid! I'm just gona stay single for a long time....


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:hug 's Tara.

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: monserat


tried phoning her, got voicemail. Left a message and I know there are probably a thousand reasons why she's not been in touch but I'm not as optimistic as I was. If I don't hear from her by the weekend I'll chalk this one up to experience I think.



shoot.
alas, girls are evil and fickle (present company excepted, of course) and this is their way.
Don't let it get you down as this is not a reflection on you!
sympathetic man-hugs, dude...



 Written by: E_V_I_L


87 - Dude, that fear of rejection is a [female dog] ain't it ? I hate it, stops me doing all sorts of fun things. Still, if she's on a stall, go back, surely you could turn it to your advantage - like you wanted to speak to her 1-on-1 or somethign without your mate there ? Just an idea ...



Maybe, maybe... just going up and saying "hi, you intrigued me and here I am again under no pretense of purchasing anything, but instead I'm asking you to go out for a drink or some other social activity" a BIT forceful, don't'cha think?!!
I open this question to the floor...


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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United...

Total posts: 737
Posted:*hands out tequila, lime and salt*



On three everyone. 1 ... 2 ... 3!


Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:*drinks tequila*
*snorts salt*
*squeezes lime in eye*

aaaah, breakfast of champions!


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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:87 - Not too forcefull, but a little formal, don't you think?
Relax dude and compliment her, not too much, but think of what stood out for you and compliment her on that. Make some small talk and then casually tell her you like her company and ask if she'd like to join you for a drink.

Well that's my approach.


Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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monserat
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

monserat

My flabber is gasted
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United...

Total posts: 737
Posted:Seeing as we're all singles, who's up for body shots??

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted: Written by: 87wt2gxq7



Maybe, maybe... just going up and saying "hi, you intrigued me and here I am again under no pretense of purchasing anything, but instead I'm asking you to go out for a drink or some other social activity" a BIT forceful, don't'cha think?!!
I open this question to the floor...



That would work for me. A guy I had never even considered before came up to me with a similar approach...we ended up going out for months ubblove


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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E_V_I_L


E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted: Written by: 87wt2gxq7


[Maybe, maybe... just going up and saying "hi, you intrigued me and here I am again under no pretense of purchasing anything, but instead I'm asking you to go out for a drink or some other social activity" a BIT forceful, don't'cha think?!!
I open this question to the floor...



Something a little less Hannibal-esq me thinks.

"Hi, I was buying "X" the other day and didn't wanna say owt in front of my mate and embaress you or myself, but, well, doshgarnit, your cute and I'd like to know if you'd like to got for a drink sometime?"

Mate it a bit more human, put a slightly nicer slant to it, make a bit more charming and hey presto ... redface

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Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:Hannibal-esq. hahahahahahahahahahaha

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:hahaa, I wasn't actually going to say it quite like that!
If i go back, I'll find some way of making it humourous and non-stalky, don't worry!!



anyway, body shots? you wha? That like an alcoholic Cult of Dan? (or whatever it's called)

Birgit, lead the way!


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Excuse me? I'm well-behaved and don't do body shots!*


*I've 86% given up alcohol for lent. And am staying with not one, but TWO cute friends/*Friends with a capital F* next week, so I'd better save the 1 day a week I'm allowed to drink for then. Dammit, what awful timing.

Apart from that, yeah, go for shop assistant girl. Something like that happened to me at a summer job, and I found it very sweet.


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted:In my case it would go something like this:

"Hiya, was just in.... errrrr...... mmmmppppphhghggg......flengle, wibble, I mean.... I was just kinda.... wobbbbleeeee.....

Sh*t.

Bye."

rolleyes


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Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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E_V_I_L


E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:In my old skool charm offenseive ways when I was the male-ho or our town I'd have been supremely confidant and just asked straight up.

Now I wouldn't dare. I'd have a quite look, think about it, then run off !

I'll know I'm ok when I get the gojangers to appraoch someone again!


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

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