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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
Right then, 1 Dragosani for me biggrin

The rest of you, continue with the orgy smile

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
anyone else think this thread is like pounce's intro meets the auctions?

ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
I don't know Pounce's intro, but since I've been auctioned aaaaaaaages ago I have to try here ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


ado-pGOLD Member
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Posted:
 Written by: BansheeCat



*AHEM*

ubblove Pogo69, you're absolutely gorgeous, would you like to go out with me? Please please pretty please?ubblove
...*;)

-- waits in eager anticipation for a response--

* ah,important detail! Pogo, are you over 25?I forgot to check. eek If you're not, I am sorry, I have to retract that invitation! I am supposed to not date the young'uns. Can't be out there corrupting the youth now can I... lol
ubbtickled





*AHEM*

I may choose to challenge that smile Unless you buy me dinner biggrin

Love is the law.


BirgitBRONZE Member
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Posted:
yeah but YOU don't count, because you want your ex back wink hug

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Owner of Dragosani's left half


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
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Posted:
Uh oh!

Got people after my Aussie.

We might have to move this over to the auction and have a bidding war! biggrin

Pat what do you think?

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
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Carrot_GirlClose your eyes and make a wish
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Location: Preston UK


Posted:
 Written by: 87wt2gxq7


Oh, we're around. We're just hard to spot, too busy running around doing pesky grown-up things like holding down day jobs and paying mortgages and having civilised dinner parties and getting killed by ninjas an ting.



Cool! Dinner party at your house?!

So... Birmingham's got a ninja infestation..... (Or you were just getting a copy of 'cheekbone' delivered?). And day jobs - what a pain - that's why i went back to being a full time student. wink

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.


Pogo69SILVER Member
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Posted:
lmao...

for auction... one slightly used aussie... tongue

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
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Posted:
Just slightly?
umm biggrin

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
it's like used car and real estate egent talk wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
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Posted:
Just wondering if he needs a good buffing up or not.
biggrin rolleyes

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


xatedBRONZE Member
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Location: N.S.W, Australia


Posted:
I'll bid two grams of chocolate and a puppydog for pogo biggrin
haha he can be my chick magnet i'll be like come check out my grandpa and they'll be like ohhhhhh i like you.
How bout it pogo?
also no one my age seems here either i'm a young un. (19)

Also i'm a auzzie male and i want to be put up for auction. i know the skills of avioding people and er um... i can pick my nose with my tongue.

nnngah


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
[Old link] i think is the place you're looking for. i just said that this thread was like the auction in that people were leaving orgies (=pounce thread influence) hooked up (=auction influence) ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
4,728 posts
Location: The wrong place


Posted:
Maybe you should amend that and say that you can touch your nose with you tongue...might get a more positive reaction. eek ubblol



BTW, I can touch my nose and my chin with my tongue!

nana



Can get 5 rolls in it, too!

wink
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Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
5 Bread Rolls?!!! eek

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
i can tie a cherry stalk in a knot with my tonuge

ubbangel

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
ditto biggrin

Although in theory its supposed to look sexy but in practice much gurning is required...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
ubblol so true!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
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Posted:
(Is it cheating if you use your teeth as well...?)

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
i hope not! cos i do!

ok, i havent actually tried doing this for about a year...i used to get very bored when i was in romania! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Bek66Future Mrs Pogo
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Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


5 Bread Rolls?!!! eek



Noooo...you know how most people can roll their tongue...well, I can actually make mine look like a flower...5 rolls...get it?

"Absence is to love what wind is to fire...it extinguishes the small, enkindles the great."
--Comte Debussy-Rebutin


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
can you count them up? like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5? or just 1 and 5?

did that make sense?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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Posted:
 Written by: Carrot_Girl


 Written by: Birgit


I'd like someone over 25, too, please... in fact, since I'm 27, I'd like someone 27 or older



Me too! In fact I haven't met anyone who's around the same age as me for bloody ages...

Where are you all??!!! *looks around frantically*



maybe we should have a 25+ thread?

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
it will be like a "i'm too old for a contiki tour" thread wink

wait, contiki is to 35 though, isn't it?

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BirgitBRONZE Member
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Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Can you tie a knot in a cherry stem if you're one of those genetically insufficient (but rare!) people who can't roll their tongue in a funny way? Mine just rolls "down" and looks silly.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


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Posted:
I'm already glad I've got a tongue!

a swapped test-playboy, set free by NOn, idolizing the tea fairy; Dragosani spiritual freedom agreement reached 18th Sept 2006


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
birgit, i dont think tying a cherry stalk and being able to roll your tongue is related. as far as i know, one is genetic and one is practise! ubblol

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BirgitBRONZE Member
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4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
well it might be that you had to bend the tongue in a certain way that I can't!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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Posted:
looks like someone is going to have to buy some cherry stalks and practise, doesn't it tongue

those lolly (candy) snakes are also good for practising! I find that Allen's snakes are the best for it!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Pogo69SILVER Member
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Posted:
 Written by: Rouge Dragon


it will be like a "i'm too old for a contiki tour" thread wink

wait, contiki is to 35 though, isn't it?



*sniff* does that mean I miss out?

oh... *tugs @ rougie's skirt* may I please have a snake?

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


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