Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
As long as they stick to the dairy variety it should be ok wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


pinkbootSILVER Member
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
lolsign how random the thought of dairy beer sounds rank i gotta say

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I was more thinking dairy icecream redface

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


meshunderlayBRONZE Member
Juggler/Spinner
612 posts
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA


Posted:
So long as it's good ice cream.

Not all monks take vows of poverty, it depends on what order you're part of, but ALL monks get wicked robes!

>^_^<

pinkbootSILVER Member
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
lolsign dont worry rougie it is probably me being a dumbass this morning ubbrollsmile

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Aaaah! Time differences hurt!

I once had lavender ice cream. I can't remember how it tastes, but I do remember that it was yummy.

Kupo!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Does it taste like lavender? wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Could be just lavender colour..

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


pinkbootSILVER Member
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
why on earth would you want to invent lavender icecream that smells like your nan and her panties draw?

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


meshunderlayBRONZE Member
Juggler/Spinner
612 posts
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA


Posted:
I've never had lavender ice cream, but I once had this weird round chalky gum that tasted and smelled of lavender dish soap.

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I once had pumpkin icecream...rather horrible.

Had to option to try wasabi icecream, but when it was single figures in temperature I wasn't up for any!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
After shifts at work I get ice cream for free. Our chocolate is yummy!

Edit: Please don't take that the wrong way!
EDITED_BY: jarle (1223532620)

Kupo!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
wink devil spank

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Parma Violets FTW

smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


meshunderlayBRONZE Member
Juggler/Spinner
612 posts
Location: Hicksville, New York, USA


Posted:
You know, I don't think I ever knew the name before.

Cheers Flashpoint.

The_Real_Sean_ABRONZE Member
Flirts with Death Way To Much.
8 posts
Location: Fort Myers, Florida USA


Posted:
i don't know... *thinks of a nun licking an icecream cone*

The Real Sean - Why is it only dragons have fire breath... Oh, I see.


pinkbootSILVER Member
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
oh my what a dirty mind u have The_Real_Sean_A laugh3 spank

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Coming home to an empty bed after a night at work like mine is just depressing. I want to cry.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


bodhisattvaSILVER Member
my body is a tattooed temple
366 posts
Location: halifax, United Kingdom


Posted:
it would be more depressing if it was full , and you couldn't get in it

when the body is happy the mind smiles

to live a single day and hear a good teaching is better than to live a hundred without hearing such teaching

and everything is measured by the hole it leaves behind


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
I would have exercised the homicidal tendencies I had last night.

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
we should have a big bed in here, for comfy sitting and lounging, not for dirty things smile

I'm all depressed atm, its the whole coming home to an empty place etc etc

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
Oh man, I suck so very very much.

Known a girl for a while whos really nice, funny, pretty, lovely basically. We started to get together on Weds last week, things were going well etc. Then last night I realised I just wasn't feeling it at all. Don't know if its not being over the last one or what, but something just felt really wrong. Turns out this girls liked me for ages and I've sorta crushed her... Now I feel like the biggest steaming piece of crud ever.

I don't even know why I turned her away, something felt really really bad but I can't place it. Perhaps I secretly just enjoy sabotaging myself?

(BTW, thanks guys, its nice having a place to vent all this stuff!)

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Hey Jr, it's all good - I imagine we are all amazing at sabotaging relationships... I know I am smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile


pinkbootSILVER Member
Beautiful Intelligent Thoughtful Cute Happy!
269 posts
Location: Northampton, England


Posted:
Originally Posted By: =Flashpoint=Hey Jr, it's all good - I imagine we are all amazing at sabotaging relationships... I know I am smile

here here totally agree cry

I was gonna conquer the world but got distracted by something shiny!


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
(editted for drunk-typing) blush

EDITED_BY: Birgit (1224419060)

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


polaritySILVER Member
veteran
1,228 posts
Location: on the wrong planet, United Kingdom


Posted:
Originally Posted By: BirgitMonks cannot have ice cream? What about nuns?

Monks most definately can't have nuns! (Neither can nuns have monks)

You aren't thinking or really existing unless you're willing to risk even your own sanity in the judgment of your existence.

Green peppers, lime pickle and whole-grain mustard = best sandwich filling.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Well they can...as long as they don't get caught.

My highschool principle was a brother who had it off with a nun...

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Can nuns have monkeys though?

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Sometimes I wonder why I'm single...Then I remember..."oh yeah! that's why!" laugh3

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


jarleGOLD Member
Lv15 Ranger
1,489 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Because of monkeys?

Kupo!


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