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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Apple pie! ubblove

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:I know what you mean EVIL, I went for a hot choccie and a muffin with my 6'6'' long-haired and bearded friend in Copenhagen ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:ubblol

Yeah, us big'uns get the oddest looks. Forgot that I too have a beard ... maybe it's facial hair thing.

Might explain why some of my exs got odd looks too ... not that I'm bitter. angry


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Oooh, You're tall! ubblove

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:*walks in pushing a trolly*

Ok, we have battenburg, blueberry muffins, apple pie, double chocolate cake and just for good measure I've baked some blueberry cheesecake and some 'special' muffins for Dave.

Hope you guys enjoy!

Dave, take it easy on those muffins.


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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:Aye. And I forget how big I am. I once saw a video of a mosh-pit in my local nightclub and asked;

"Who's that big nob pushing everyone around" and was trying to be insulting.

My mate then pointed out it was me. Ooooof.

Was best-man at my mates Wedding. He's realllllly small. The pictures look almost like father and son it's that noticeable !

But, I'd like to be taller. I always wanted to top out at 7'ish. Still, dread to think about shoes for me at that height. I'm a size 13(UK) at the moment and have enough problems finding stuff now thats decent !!!!!!

Tallish people FTW!


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"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:hahahahaha, I'm SO tempted to post that shoesize conversion chart again now...

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Dave and MUFFins? Are you sure? spank

Yeah I'm 6'1" and a size 9. Unfortunately most shops only sell girls shoes up to an 8. But I'm quite happy the size I am smile


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:I have disproportionately big feet.

I'm 5ft7"/8" and my shoe size is anything (depending on the shoe) between 9-12!


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:Brigit - Shoesize conversion chart ? If it'll make me laff send me a link or summat !

Blu - I'm happy the size I am ... well, relatively. My weight fluctuates a fair bit, but height wise I'm chilled. biggrin


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"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:Man, I feel so short between you guys.

I'm only 5'9" and my shoe size is 9, I'm just glad everything isn't proportional. *evil grin, evil grin*


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Pictures please Z... smile

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted:Yup, I'm a shorty as well. I don't mind though, having a low center of gravity is useful! And I'm not proportional either!

*joiins in Zen's evil grinning, adding sporadic manical laughter*


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:ubblol

Nice. As for me, well, no comment!

ubbangel


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"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:tsk tsk Dave where's your faith? or do you just want to see pictures of my...uhm...feet

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


I have disproportionately big feet.

I'm 5ft7"/8" and my shoe size is anything (depending on the shoe) between 9-12!



Really?? I've never even noticed!

Are you a clown? biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Blu - don't tell you don't want to start laughing every time you look at my face... tongue

Z - yes. Your feet, that is EXACTLY what I meant... wink


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Birgit


ooooooooooh new members!!! bounce (and no, I don't mean that in a bodypart way, Dave, don't even start!!)




OH MAN ALIVE!!

So on Chinese New Year Day 1 my family and I went to temple. Females and males were separated for the service, ladies on the left and blokes on the right. Now a custom for CNY is for temple to lay on little red bags of goodies (oranges, hongbao and the like) for everyone to take away, kinda like holy party bags. These were placed on tables on either side of the altar for members of the temple to take away after the service. There was a sign on each set of tables to indicate who the bags were for.

Yep, you guessed it kids, on the right hand side of the altar, underneath a couple of hundred neatly-arranged little bags, was a sign saying

MALE MEMBERS

ubblol biggrin ubblol



wish I could've taken a photo, but I don't think my ancestors would have approved wink


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:This one here...

http://www.i18nguy.com/l10n/shoes-anatomy.html


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:so what was in the bags, Jon?

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

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87wt2gxq7

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Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:heh, sadly (for dave, and happily for me) nothing as exciting as what the sign promised. Some holy water and holy wine, an orange, and an hongbao.

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:That chart lies!!!!!

Well, for me anyway.


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Me too...I cant find mine ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:I should hope that you can't find yours or are you not telling us something???

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:Yikes!

Suddenly blu gets nott so 'ott!

wink


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Don't worry 87wt2gxq7. She doesn't have one of her own. Just one in a jar she keeps next to her bed...

I believe pickling vinegar and sausage fat has the preservative qualities of formaldahyde... biggrin


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:Doesn't vinegar cause it to shrivel up???

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

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Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


Don't worry 87wt2gxq7. She doesn't have one of her own. Just one in a jar she keeps next to her bed...




She'd fit in well at my mum's temple!


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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:ubblol No comment

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:What along with the dried fish and shiitake mushrooms my Gran insisted on bringing over every time she visited England?

 Written by: Zenooph


Doesn't vinegar cause it to shrivel up???


Well if you're gonna start making excuses now.... wink


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