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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:blu: Yeah, but Neon is in a class of his own.

point_blank: Warped we can fix, apply heat and beat lightly with a hammer, twisted might takes some more beating, so I guess what I'm trying to mumble is that the difference between twisted and warped is the amount of beating you require.


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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:ubblol ubblol ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:I'm not a pervert!

Just frustrated... tongue


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:Anybody interested in a free beating???

spank spank


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E_V_I_L
E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands
Member Since: 31st Jul 2003
Total posts: 346
Posted:Require or request ?

That's the true mark of a pervert.

biggrin


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

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E_V_I_L
E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands
Member Since: 31st Jul 2003
Total posts: 346
Posted:Frustrated ?

Try 6 months of nothing with a libido that could dwarf the sun in both size and fiery intensity.

Ready. To. Kill. ubblol

Beat me! Beat me!


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Dave: frustrated pervert, that makes you good enough for the club kid ubblol

I'm not into pain so I'll just watch biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Not into pain? You live with Lee don't you...?

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Lost83spy
Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...
Member Since: 14th Sep 2005
Total posts: 587
Posted:Me too ubblol

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:Blu: you seem to like watching...I like that in a woman biggrin

Dave: How's your friend doing? Any development there?


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:I've given up, I'm just gonna treat it as 'he wants to be friends'. Even more effective if I believe he just wanted me to pick up for him shrug

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:Ah man!! I was hoping karma would smack you with the lucky stick.

hug hug

Well I've now also joined the ranks of the singles.


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Oh dude hug

Never a good thing, even if the person was a nightmare to be with...

hug


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted: Written by: Zenooph


hug hug

Well I've now also joined the ranks of the singles.



No way! You ok?


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:Thanks Dave

It always hurts, but I've done my sulking and crying, so now it's time to move on.

Get up, dust myself off *chokes on dust* and carry on with life.

I was thinking of coming ove to the UK sometime, providing I can save enough cash.


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E_V_I_L
E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands
Member Since: 31st Jul 2003
Total posts: 346
Posted:Meh, Karma owes me big, thought I'd lucked out in the summer and then BLAM, like I fool I let myself fall for her .... only to have her run off, pull the "still in love with my ex" card and then proceed, on my birthday weekend, to go off and start sucking face with some other goober who hates me.

Oh, the joy of it all. Still, just means I know their next incarnations will be painful, nasty and full of misery. That cheers me up. devil


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:Thanks blu,

I'm ok now. I wasn't last week. It happened last Monday and it was my mates funeral on Thursday, so I don't want to re-live last week.

Back to my old happy self now.


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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:Dave, give up on this bloke and have me! i'd snap you up in an inatant, especially seeing as you are such a cheap date! wink

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Oh evil and Zen. Hmmm, well,to make you feel even better we need cake, theres nothing that cheers me up more than cake.. BRING ON THE CAKE! biggrin



Zen: a question you once asked me: Why on earth would you leave sunny South Africa?? Because it was just time biggrin

Hint: Come over in UK summer time if you can, winter will make you miserable.


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Cheap?!

You sure know how to flatter a guy don't you(!)


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:come on, a 20 bag and a packet of liqourice papers is all it takes!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:What cake you guys in the mood for?? I think cake sounds like a good idea.

*shuffles into the kitchen to bake a cake*

Evil, I know how you feel mate, we'll just let karma sort them out and hopefully karma sorts us out before we're to old to enjoy it.


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E_V_I_L
E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands
Member Since: 31st Jul 2003
Total posts: 346
Posted:ubblol

Cake ... Mmmmm .... cake is good, but at the moment I have a hankering for raw eggs and then weights ! That helps, put all my anger and frustration to good use !

But cake ... Angel Cake ... reminds me of my yoof. Yum-yum.


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:ooooooooooh new members!!! bounce (and no, I don't mean that in a bodypart way, Dave, don't even start!!)


 Written by: wiki

Perversion is a term and concept describing those types of human behavior that are perceived to be a deviation from what is considered to be orthodox or normal.



So yeah, I think most of us here are perverts, and quite happy about it, too.


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:I fancy trying to make a double chocolate and mint Battenburg...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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the_mods_stole_my_name
the_mods_stole_my_name

travelling without moving
Location: Maghull, Liverpool
Member Since: 9th May 2006
Total posts: 1286
Posted:mmmmmmmmmmm......battenburg! i know it aint a cake, but i recently made a huuuuuuge hobnob as previously featured on pimpmysnack.com. that was reeeeeaaaaaaly nice!

Heilige Scheie, Batman kommt!

Reality is just a state of mind which occurs through a lack of lsd

XxX owned by devilsarmy XxX

O.B.E.S.E.

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:*shuffles back with some angel cake*

Anyone else want a piece???


According to Birgit's description I am one serious pervert!!!!

Yay for perverts!!!


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:It's not MY description... I have many personal descriptions of perverts, some of them are quite attractive ubblol

We have leftover apple pie and fairy cakes and about 3 variations of gingerbread in the office, come over and have some and make me less bored!!


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:Ok, guys, one cake at a time. I'm not Jamie Oliver...yet

*runs back into the kitchen*


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E_V_I_L
E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands
Member Since: 31st Jul 2003
Total posts: 346
Posted:Yup, I fit that description perfectly.

Angel Cake ... yum. Only things better are the afore mentioned Battenburg (Summers day cake for me!) or Blueberry muffins ... which make me giggle for some reason !

Scares people that does. 6'3" of stocky me, pierced and hairy, giggling like a child when I see a Blueberry muffin. *lol*

I can't help it though and I don't know why !


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