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Rouge Dragon
Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction
Member Since: 21st Jul 2003
Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:That is good advice...

I'm definitely keeping schtum until I get anymore definite 'signals'. Which could purely be in my head to be honest...

He's coming down when the next good film is on at the cinema...

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Can we return to the food fight now...?


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Brenn
Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 28th Jun 2004
Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin



Can we return to the food fight now...?



*dumps a bucket of pudding mix on Neon*

Hmm, nah! ubblol

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Ooooh Pudding!

Hmmmm 'Just add water and eggs' devil


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:Yay!! Problem's resolved and everyone's happy, too!

*splashes champagne everywhere, then goes to light the fire under the huge popcorn pan and hides behind Neon*


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:while you're down there...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:....can you wash the floor??? ubblol

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

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Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Finally a woman who knows her place and doesn't need to be told! biggrin

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:Yeah right... I left work at something like 11 pm last night, and came in at 8 this morning, just to get that bloody PhD, and you think I'm washing floors for some stoner hippy guy who won't even pay me (or buy me a wedding ring for it)? In your dreams!! ubblol

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

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Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted: Written by: Birgit


...buy me a wedding ring for it...



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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:*shudder*

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:what movie's that from?

Reminds me a bit of the one where that blonde (probably Sharon Stone or Michelle Pfeiffer) kills some hired burglar/killer guy with a meat thermometer, is it that? It's got Viggo in it if it is.

"in it if it is" looks funny smile


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Are you thinking of 'A Perfect Murder'?

No...

these might help....


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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:ooooh the bunnyboiling one biggrin

Yeah, I've seen that one, too...

Though, as far as murder weapons go I have to say the meat thermometer rules.

I'm seriously glad I can stay in here, this is by far the most fun thread ubblol


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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:Nah, the 'Strugz Needs a GF/is Gay' thread is far more fun.

This thread lacks focus... tongue


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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Pfft!!Focus is over-rated.

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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:The Strugz thread is past its prime I think.

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Sambo_Flux
Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London
Member Since: 14th Jun 2006
Total posts: 833
Posted:I think I'm going crazy, I look at that photo of Glenn Close going at Mikey Douglas with that insane expression, and all I can think is "Damn, her nipples are hard".

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

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Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:I was thinking along the same lines smile except more 'is this PG/Mods-friendly?

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Sambo_Flux
Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London
Member Since: 14th Jun 2006
Total posts: 833
Posted:Don't worry Dave, it's totally mod-friendly, because they're not really nipples, they're peanuts.

If you look closely, it's set in a kitchen, and clearly in her distress Ms Close has knocked over a bag of peanuts, and one has unfortunately fallen down her top.


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87wt2gxq7
87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham
Member Since: 12th Apr 2005
Total posts: 1502
Posted:meat thermometer? Is that some sort of euphamism?

"I'm just going to er... check your core temperature, love"


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Sambo_Flux
Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London
Member Since: 14th Jun 2006
Total posts: 833
Posted:ubblol



Euphemisms rule! My favourite is "love truncheon"



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Birgit
Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh
Member Since: 27th Jan 2005
Total posts: 4145
Posted:Nah it's not!!! I have NO idea why you'd imply that I mean anything sexual by saying meat thermometer. tongue

But in the movie, he tries killing her or something, and it's in the kitchen, so she reaches blindly for something sharp that she can kill him with and it's the meat thermometer. My dad and me ran into the kitchen straight away to see if ours would be long enough to go all the way into the heart while mum was complaining about us wink


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E_V_I_L
E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands
Member Since: 31st Jul 2003
Total posts: 346
Posted:Hey people, thought I best get posting on here (Forums in general) as if I get into the lurking habit I'll never break it !

I'm single (Don't wanna be ... whooooooooooole long story of unrequited love when I fell for a female friend I was sleeping with who dosn't feel the same way damnit....) and stuff.

Meat thermometer ? Blimey, even when I did eat meat I don't think I ever used a meat thermometer ... sounds ... rather ... invasive.

Ick.


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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Mmmmm...invasive ubblove

ubblol


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E_V_I_L
E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands
Member Since: 31st Jul 2003
Total posts: 346
Posted:lol

Reckon I'll fit in here .... from reviewing a few threads you lot seem like perverts too. ubbloco


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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:eek US??? PERVERTS???? NEVER!!!

ubblol


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Zenooph
Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg
Member Since: 26th Aug 2006
Total posts: 570
Posted:I wouldn't say perverts, maybe a little twisted though...

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

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E_V_I_L
E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands
Member Since: 31st Jul 2003
Total posts: 346
Posted:Either way it's all good. ubblol

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blu_valley
blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton
Member Since: 8th Apr 2005
Total posts: 197
Posted:Nah..come to think about it..perverts probably hits the nail right on the head...just look at Neon_Shaolin! ubblol

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Point_Blank
Point_Blank

Sneaking
Location: Free falling through time
Member Since: 9th Feb 2005
Total posts: 1207
Posted:twisted... or warped, or maybe that's just me ubbloco

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