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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri, USA

Total posts: 91
Posted:I <3 it too.

Just read all of them. Because that's what I do.

YAY for comedy.

The e, pi, i one made my head hurt. There's a reason I don't do anymore math than I have too.


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87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:I less than three xkcd.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted: Written by: darkness-before


Ooh ooh I can do boy things like smell, I mean take the lid off jam jars. I can fix engines an stuff too. Manly grrrr!

Does that mean its time for somebody to stroke me loveingly? bounce bounce2 bounce biggrin



Defenitly! Present yourself to be stroked! biggrin

I did lots of stroking this weekend...HOP boys are just so darn cute! ubblove biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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ben-ja-men
GOLD Member since Jun 2003

ben-ja-men

just lost .... evil init
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 2474
Posted:wavehello well for the first time in quite a while i can legitimately post in here ..... mmm singleness .....

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Lose a single, gain a single...

Kupo!

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:You do realise you missed out on one of the awesomest things in this thread, ben-ja-men.

I am of course talking about.....




FOOD FIGHT RESURRECTION!!


*Sprays ben-ja-men with a chocolate mousse gun before diving behind a sandbag-like wall of caramel fudge*


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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted::snuggles up to lo:

hug


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted::strokes the pete: biggrin ubblove hug

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted::covers them in skittles: biggrin

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Owned by Lost83spy

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted::cream pies Brennn before covering him in custard: ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:biggrin missed you lois kiss !

missed you too brennicles tongue hug

hug


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:ubblove missed you too sweets ubblove

*cream Pies Pete *

wink


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Why oh why is there cream pies everywhere?

Kupo!

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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

water based
Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:why not tongue

:creampieface:

*snuggles up with the lois*

*gives lois glitterhair*

biggrin hug


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:OOOH!!! Did I see skittles?! I want a leaking skittles ceiling.




Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:*improvises by dumping an elephant-sized bag of skittles on Clarence* biggrin

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:*steals elephant-sized bag of skittles, runs away*

Kupo!

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:What are you going to do with an empty elephant-sized bag? tongue

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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clarence_quack
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

clarence_quack

QuackerJack
Location: over your left shoulder, Austr...

Total posts: 1927
Posted:Sugar high!

*starts dancing and flinging cupcakes at people's heads*


Nutella Brigade Unite!

"Look! I have a rainbow penis!" - Rouge

Owned By Steaks

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:*dons massive vanilla slice helmet and remote-detonation vanilla slice bombs and charges at the cupcake flinging duck*



*explosion of vanilla custard and icing ensues*

EDITED_BY: Brenn (1186020432)


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ben-ja-men
GOLD Member since Jun 2003

ben-ja-men

just lost .... evil init
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 2474
Posted:eek this thread is so not PG eek

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:Neither is your mind, you dirty dirty boy!

*throws chocolate cake at ben-ja-men*


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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:Begun, the food fight has.

*dons apron, chefs hat and brings out the pastries!*


Kupo!

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ben-ja-men
GOLD Member since Jun 2003

ben-ja-men

just lost .... evil init
Location: Adelaide, Australia

Total posts: 2474
Posted:bah this whole single thing sux, theres no sex and people throw things at you, i totally signed onto the wrong plan *ponders how to get a refund*

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourself, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous and talented? Who are you NOT to be?

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted: Written by: ben-ja-men


*ponders how to get a refund*




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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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jarle
GOLD Member since Mar 2007

jarle

Lv15 Ranger
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 1489
Posted:You can get a refund for being single?
I wasn't aware I payed anything in the first place!


Kupo!

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Amanda13
BRONZE Member since Apr 2007

member
Location: Missouri, USA

Total posts: 91
Posted: Written by: ben-ja-men


bah this whole single thing sux, theres no sex and people throw things at you, i totally signed onto the wrong plan *ponders how to get a refund*


No sex? You're just doing it wrong then.


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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom

Total posts: 3383
Posted: Written by: Brenn


 Written by: ben-ja-men


*ponders how to get a refund*




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ubblol harsh man, so harsh!


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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E_V_I_L


E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:I'm still single. Been almost 18 months now. Had a flingy type thing in the interim, but nothing came of it (Still working on it though!).

Is it weird that I now think that maybe I'm meant to be on my own .... and that actually I quite like the idea even thought I'm pathetically hoping on someone ?

Grrr. Slap me with a kipper someone!


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:*slaps evil with a kipper*

biggrin


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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