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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
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13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: Sambo_Flux


umm No sh*t Sherlock wink




Keep looking, Watson! (at least Wiki says that's the appropriate reply)

ubbrollsmile hug

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
 Written by: =Flashpoint=


I'm STILL censored single.
Everything in my life is good, I just feel like theres a piece missing... Alcohol drown it out, but then I get horny and make a feckwit of myself...

Heigh ho...

ubbloco



dito pete! youd be suprised at how long ive been single now! i cant believe how long its been since ive met a guy who actually likes me! ubblol

everything in my life seems to be working out really well, and im as happy as pie biggrin until im on my own at home and theres no one to cuddle.... redface oh dear lol, how cheesy!

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Well where have YOU been, Jon!! hug

I've been in Belfast and Bangor and London and Oxford! In that order-ish. I think. Just had a lovely 6 hour train ride in 1st class biggrin (nope, am not loaded yet, it was the cheapest ticket available when I booked, with some super saver whatever fare). We were in Birmingham for about 10 minutes, waiting for a signal wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
If everyone thought like that, this thread would be dead! And it's one of my main sources of amusement at work, so I'll not let that happen. Nooooo way.

I didn't know the train was going through Birmingham! It went through Preston, too, I could've had a series of HoPpers mooning it if Neon had been up for it. I really should organise that next time biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
"when my situation is resolved"? Like, you have a big wart on your bum and can't show it off right now? tongue

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ooooh? tell me more, tell me more (get OUT of the Grease song mode, stupid woman!!) biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
Grrrrrr its like busses at the moment...you wait for ages and then three come along at once, and it doesn't really matter which one you jump on, you'll have made the wrong decision and the one behind you would have been better.

*floom*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


pricklyleafSILVER Member
with added berries
1,365 posts
Location: Manchester, England (UK)


Posted:
I'm still in here someone. Starting to contemplate the possibility of someone else. (After telling ex I never want to speak to him again. (long story)).

I.e. feeing a bit devil kiss

but alas, no time to meet anyone at the moment...

Live like there is no tomorrow,
dance like nobody is watching
and hula hoop like wiggling will save the world.

“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”

Ralph Waldo Emerson


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
I'm feeling a bit spank kiss wow

But no-one to do owt with. No casual friends of that ilk, no prospective partners on the horizon. Nuffin.

Bleh. Why is it the one you want, and almost had, is the one that you can never call your own ?

I just console myself with the thought that "The course of true love never did run smooth" or whatever the quote is ... one day ... I have faith and hope ...

And then the world will be at rights and all you lovely, amazing people will also be uber-happy and totally loved-up too.

hug 's to all.

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
kisses are good biggrin bounce

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Stained_WhisperGOLD Member
Lighting up the darkness, one performance at a time
161 posts
Location: south africa


Posted:
 Written by: E_V_I_L


Gimme some hope and theorise some women my way !!!!



ubblove

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and you are the only solution


Stained_WhisperGOLD Member
Lighting up the darkness, one performance at a time
161 posts
Location: south africa


Posted:
so i finally uploaded a pic of myself.... so have a look, now you guys know exactly who ur chatting to. lol

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and you are the only solution


ZenoophSILVER Member
psychadelic pyro
570 posts
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa


Posted:
I guess I'm gonna have to say goodbye to the Singles thread for I am no longer single.

I wish you guys all the best in your dating and I hope you all find someone that makes your heart beat faster.

hug hug hug hug

Normality is the playground of the unimaginative


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
hug bye

*sits on the couch, starts reading old magazines*

hug kiss

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Pete, that's one of MY magazines... You sure you wanna be reading that...? wink

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
 Written by: Zenooph


I guess I'm gonna have to say goodbye to the Singles thread for I am no longer single.




You. Goyt.

ubblol

Fair play fella - wish you all the best and all that jazz ! hug

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
 Written by: Neon_Shaolin



Pete, that's one of MY magazines... You sure you wanna be reading that...? wink





Does it contain lots of muscly, naked men in promiscuous poses? Can I have it next? cool



Oh, and byebye Zenooph!! Good luck biggrin

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
No Birgit...


Non-Https Image Link


You get your arse to WHSmiths yourself if you want that smut! spank

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
ubblol ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


E_V_I_LMosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
346 posts
Location: Midlands


Posted:
ubblol

Pure class.

ubblol

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
Yeah, alright, I know that's just a cover, it's probably got that guy from Desperate Housewives inside!

He's really not my type though, so you can keep the mag.

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
bye Zen

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
I know where my problem is now. A German newspaper has published a study of first names used in Germany, and what people associate with them.



https://www.sueddeutsche.de/leben/bildstrecke/391/105286/p0/?img=2.0



translation:



Birgit - old-fashioned (name). Young? (thumbs-down). Attractive? (thumbs-down). Intelligent? (thumbs-down).



No wonder I get on better with UK boys who maybe don't think my name sounds like I should be 50, ugly and stupid. ubblol



And my parents are SO in trouble!!

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


pineapple peteSILVER Member
water based
5,125 posts
Location: melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*reads up on gardening tips*



(evidentally ive been here quite a while)



smile hug

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
hmm, here's an interesting article.... "How to properly handle a hoe" ubbangel
EDITED_BY: monserat (1173786819)

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
*Points at Picture of Spade and cries 'THAT'S A SPADE', before debating Focault's readings on simulation and simulacre on whether its acceptable to call a picture of a spade a spade. Includes a reference regarding Rene Magritte's 'C'est nais Pas Une Pipe' painting* ubbloco

Monserat - don't call a Hoe a Ho... tongue

Pete - study well, Maus's LadyGarden needs tending to... wink

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
I believe in calling a spade a wide-bladed digging instrument...

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
You're a spade.

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DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
that was from the episode 'boring' wasnt it - and Neil was so bored he was digging his own grave?

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


BrennPLATINUM Member
Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
3,286 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
 Written by: Dentrassi


that was from the episode 'boring' wasnt it - and Neil was so bored he was digging his own grave?



hug Very good!
You get a cookie and a hug smile Yes you do! Yesh you dooooooo! ubblol

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Owned by Lost83spy


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