• You must now select Courier Delivery if you wish to receive items before Christmas.
 
Page: 1...7374757677...145
Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

Delete Topic

Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted:I never said mine was in vinegar. javascript:void(0)
rolleyes


Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

Delete

87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


What along with the dried fish and shiitake mushrooms my Gran insisted on bringing over every time she visited England?



Hahahaaa! So true!!! wink
Chinese mums/grandmas eh? Gawd bless 'em.


 Written by: Neon_Shaolin


 Written by: Zenooph


Doesn't vinegar cause it to shrivel up???


Well if you're gonna start making excuses now.... wink



"It's cold! I've just been swimming! Erm... I've just been thinking about Margaret Thatcher!" ubblol


Delete

Zenooph
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

Zenooph

psychadelic pyro
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa

Total posts: 570
Posted: Written by: 87wt2gxq7


I've just been thinking about Margaret Thatcher!" ubblol



That's enough to make it shrivel into complete oblivion.
*shudders*


Normality is the playground of the unimaginative

Delete

Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:or maybe Judi Dench in the bathtub in Notes on a Scandal? wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

Delete

Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Mmmmm Dench-Clenchingly tasty....

 Written by: Zenooph


 Written by: 87wt2gxq7


I've just been thinking about Margaret Thatcher!" ubblol



That's enough to make it shrivel into complete oblivion.
*shudders*



Well you'll get to enjoy her 7ft tall erection which is being unveiled in the House of Commoners tonight... rolleyes


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

Delete

E_V_I_L


E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:*ahem*

That charts mighty accurate isn't it ?

ubblol

ubblol some more.

Gawd I'm in a cheeky and chessey mood.


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

Delete

Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:I sometimes present it to potential dates to get them all worried wink

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

Delete

Matty_B
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

Matty_B

veteran
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1314
Posted:In what way ?

As in "this is what I expect?"

lol


Delete

E_V_I_L


E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:Imagine going on a date like that, talk about performance anxiety !

Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

Delete

blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:So you're a lady who like to keep them on their toes! ubblol

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

Delete

Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:kinda... also if they just believe it that means they're quite gullible. Which can be good or bad ubblol

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

Delete

Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted: Written by: blu_valley



So you're a lady who like to keep them on their toes! ubblol



When not making them curl...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

Delete

Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:charming as always, Neon... thanks spank

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

Delete

blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:*remenices* Ahhhh...curly toes......

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

Delete

E_V_I_L


E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:Don't, not had the chance for months ! Been too busy being hung-up on one girl and working hard the rest of the time !

But, in my experience-by-proxy the height/shoe size thing is a good guide, just not as accurate as some big fellas would like to think !

Still, I'm happy. biggrin cool wink ubblol


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

Delete

Matty_B
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

Matty_B

veteran
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1314
Posted:Well I am short 5'7'' with size 9-10 feet, but I reckon I am pretty average - not had any complaints. . . wink though I guess I am single ubblol

I am happy... (plus just handed my thesis in soooo nothing can get me down wink )


Delete

blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:....*still thinking about curly toes, gets distracted and starts thinking about curly fries*...

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

Delete

E_V_I_L


E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:Aw ... used to love curly fries when I worked at Toyota ... curly fries and Mayo is what my usual breakfast was.

Need curly fries now damnit !


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

Delete

_Stix_


_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:bad day. bad day. bad day... drink more wine... drink more wine.. bloody radio dedications made me feeling like crying today.. why do people get so mushy in love that they have to write to a radio station to get a song dedicated to their other half.. bad day.. drink more wine....

arse.


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

Delete

E_V_I_L


E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:I hear you on that one - nauseating isn't it. I'm a big romantic type when the mood takes me, but I think that whilst big gestures and embaressing things can make a good impression and be very cool, it's the really private, personal stuff that really touches people.

Arse indeedy.


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

Delete

_Stix_


_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:glug, glug...

it's a rather fine red by the way.. wine makes all bad things go away....

arses to relationships.. the suck.. why would anyone want to share bodily fluids with someone.. it's gross...

or so I keep telling myself.


I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

Delete

E_V_I_L


E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:Mmmm ... my housemates got me drinking wine lately. Bitch. I'm normally a Newcastle Brown Ale slogging mosher, not a frickin' Lambrini girl ! (We do, however, just want to have fun ...)

They do indeed suck. Well, the best ones do in my experience! It's not gross anyway, beats being bored and unhugged !


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

Delete

_Stix_


_Stix_

Pooh-Bah
Location: la-la land

Total posts: 2419
Posted:hey you don't insult the grape.. it's a fine drink.. I don't think that I would insult my toilet by pouring Lambrini down it.... lol that muck is just dishwater in disguise.. wink

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..

Delete

E_V_I_L


E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:I'm not now ... I'm liking some Wolf Blass (sp?) and a few other bits. Seeing as I work in the pub game myself I've started to get an appreciation for the beauty of wine !

See, I can be civil and cultured and stuff. I just then go moshing and get all minging and sweaety for hours on end and then drink Tyne-Water ..... ubblol


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

Delete

Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:I second the Newcastle.

Nothing wrong with the bodily fluid thingies, it's the whole "I expect you to do this and act like that because we're going out" that's my problem. And routines. Ewwwww.


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

Delete

E_V_I_L


E_V_I_L

Mosh-mosh-mosh-mosh.
Location: Midlands

Total posts: 346
Posted:Mmmm ... Newcy brown. Nowt like a bottle of the Dog. Drink and weapon in one package !

Control and ruts is badness. Stability is good though, stops paranoia setting in ans stuff. It's all about balancing and stuff !!!!


Xbox360 Live ID - Sacred Apollyon

"Enemies you threaten make armies. Enemies you destroy make graves."

"Here is a test to see if your mission on earth is finished: If your alive it isn't."

Delete

Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted:Agreed, balance is the key! Unforunately, my scales are lopsided.

 Written by: MisStix

I don't think that I would insult my toilet by pouring Lambrini down it....



You mean Lambrini is meant to be drunk??? I thought it was posh bog detergent.


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

Delete

Yakumo
SILVER Member since May 2006

Yakumo

veteran
Location: Oxfordshire, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1237
Posted:ctrl-v, for some reason I thought your real name was Eccles?

I know I'd met an Eccles recently...
I met a guy called tom today who said he was at Birmingham uni, and there was 'a really good poi guy called Eccles', i described you and he seemed to think so too.


Blinded by Hyperlights, please donate generously grin

Delete

87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Yakumo



ctrl-v, for some reason I thought your real name was Eccles?



I know I'd met an Eccles recently...

I met a guy called tom today who said he was at Birmingham uni, and there was 'a really good poi guy called Eccles', i described you and he seemed to think so too.





WOW! If only I was as good as Eccles, but no, he and I are different people. My real-life name is Jon.



I suppose if you described us as about average height (comment offered without prejudice to the results of Birgit's chart!!), Chinese-lookin, dark hair, black-and-white sock poi then you'd get us confused. But I have long, messy hair, Eccles has short spiky hair, Eccles is sleek and stylish, I'm scruffy and awkward, and most importantly Eccles can spin reeeeally well and I just flail around with poi in my hand and hope that it looks ok.



Yey Tom, I like Tom, he can juggle like an UBERdemon!!


Delete

blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted: Written by: MisStix


bad day. bad day. bad day... drink more wine... drink more wine.. bloody radio dedications made me feeling like crying today.. why do people get so mushy in love that they have to write to a radio station to get a song dedicated to their other half.. bad day.. drink more wine....

arse.



Aww I think it's absolutely beautiful when I see or hear stuff like that. Lots of people say couples kissing grosses them out. Fair enough if its full on snogging that you can see leading further, thats OTT, but couples who repeatedly peck each other and who hold hands all the time are beautiful. I love seeing stuff like that. It does have a habit of reminding you just how single you are, but once you are ok with being single it doesnt matter.

Grand gestures, romance, public displays of affection, all good by me biggrin I hope that the next time someone does something along those lines for you (and it WILL happen, it makes you realise just how special you really are wink )

hug


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

Delete

Page: 1...7374757677...145