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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Carrot_Girl


Carrot_Girl

Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK

Total posts: 194
Posted: Written by: =Flashpoint=



Balls. I wish I had my ex back. It fecking hurts.


I feel your pain

 Written by: =Flashpoint=


I mean, I'm 28, right? Everyone tells me "she'll come along when you least expect it". I've not been expect ing it now for SEVEN F***ING YEARS!!!!.



Yeah, I'm 30, that line is balls. Not a sniff of 'the one'. It's like some fairy story i should have given up with Father Christmas.

 Written by: =Flashpoint=


Honestly, all I want is to meet a nice girl who has no expectations, no delusions. And all I get is STUCK UP COWS who think that I'm no good. For gods sake I try. I've made major changes in my life to try to accomodate the expectations of the fairer sex, when all I want to do is crawl into a hole until the world stops hurting!



Yup, it's hideous and hurts like hell to know that you're just not good enough, that you expect too much. It's really hard to keep putting yourself out there.

 Written by: =Flashpoint=

I moved out of home. I changed my job. I'm jsut happy being, for gods sake, I dont need anything to define me!. I NEED SOMEONE WHO I CAN TALK TO!!!!!!! who will cuddle me late at night and feel happy with me just for who I am, not what I am.



I don't understand why you're on the market still. That is surely what everyone wants?

 Written by: =Flashpoint=


AND WHO doesn't break up with me and not have the decency to tell me when I'm going to encounter her new boyfriend, who's everything I'm not. Handsome, rich, successful. FECKING SHALLOW BITCH! I hate women. I wish I was gay, I might stand a chance then! I'M SICK OF THIS!!!



I can assure you that finding a man is no easy endeavor, unless all you want is a FBuddy. Maybe the goal posts are slightly different, you have to be attractive, fit, amusing, casual, reserved, fit, intelligent, interesting, fit, flexible, kind, and most importantly, fit.

I've decided to give up looking, instead I'm just going to be strange. When i move into my place in preston I'm going to put up fairy lights, mull spicy cider every day, and buy a selection of amusing costumes so I can dress for dinner. Anyone want to join me for comedy supper? wink

Flashpoint, I'm really sorry to hear that you're hurting. hug


Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

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Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Carrot_Girl

I've decided to give up looking, instead I'm just going to be strange. When i move into my place in preston I'm going to put up fairy lights, mull spicy cider every day, and buy a selection of amusing costumes so I can dress for dinner. Anyone want to join me for comedy supper? wink




me please, miss!
*hand up*

(heehee, can imagine you as a crazy cat lady, sipping spicy cider dressed in Edwardian garb as your Mr-Bigglesworth-esque cats get tangled up in your fairy lights... wink )


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=Flashpoint=
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

=Flashpoint=

Pasta of Muppets
Location: in the interwebs..., United Ki...

Total posts: 2722
Posted:Yay crazy cat lady!

I think I should have posted that in the "i'm not drunk" thread!

Yeah, i'm hurting, but damn it, i'm just in one of those "lonely at christmas" periods.

Nuts.

Anyhoo, back on the happy juice!


ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
ubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmileubbrollsmile

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:Snowboarding for the first time!

*sigh* snow bunnies..... ubblove


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Back home from the other home! Among the typical family stuff, I've eaten guinea pig food and realised that I'm so out of touch with my friends back home that one of them asked me how living with the boyfriend (we split up in April!!!) is, and another one asked me "wasn't there something about Ireland?", which is nearly as long ago, and the people who were there for the first time probably think me some kind of a man-izer.

I wish! ubblol

But how typical: I've missed the mistletoe and came back just in time for the ranting!!

Anyone up for The Return Of The Mistletoe? I feel I should get a kiss before the year runs out! biggrin


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted: Written by: Birgit

I feel I should get a kiss before the year runs out! biggrin



ditto Are you perchance going to Synergy on New Years Eve? Because I'm sure I could supply a kiss in time if so! kiss

If not.... I'm at Synergy on New Years Eve, so if anyone wants an easy snog, I'll be in the spinners corner! wavehello wink


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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alien_oddity


alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees

Total posts: 7193
Posted:this makes me giggle, peopel bithcing about how they are single when in reality they love the freedom

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Sorry Mr. Sambo, will be in Amsterdam!! But thanks bounce kiss

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted: Written by: Sambo_Flux



I'm at Synergy on New Years Eve, so if anyone wants an easy snog, I'll be in the spinners corner! wavehello wink





Hmmmm... Shame I'm in Edinburgh... Would've taken you up on that wink As for the spinners corner. Hold the fort... biggrin hug


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted:Right, having slowly come to terms with this whole 'singles' thing, and embraced the fact that I really am having a good time BECAUSE I am single and not IN SPIGHT of it, it's all gone wrong again!! Someone I approached a few months ago but didn't want anything now will not leave me alone, and now it's me that doesn't want anything... not with him anyway. Secondly it now seems my NYE kiss is booked with another friend (long story), while my persuer I am pretty sure has assumed that that kiss belongs to him...oh dear, oh dear indeed! I don't want to get serious with anyone, I'm obviously not ready and quite frankly I don't want to, but I think my intentions are being misunderstood.

I like a little attention, I like to give it. I like to keep things interesting and exciting, but only for a short while and then go bouncing off to play with my friends...is that wrong? It's not like I'm making any promises or anything...

Is my only choice to harlet it up? Probably ubblol


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom

Total posts: 833
Posted: Written by: Neon Shaolin

Hmmmm... Shame I'm in Edinburgh... Would've taken you up on that As for the spinners corner. Hold the fort...





ubblol Another missed opportunity! Oh well.... rolleyeshug



I hope that there will be at least a few spinners at Synergy, it looks like most people are heading to Edinburgh for Megs bash.


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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Matty_B
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

Matty_B

veteran
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1314
Posted: Written by: blu_valley


Secondly it now seems my NYE kiss is booked with another friend (long story), while my persuer I am pretty sure has assumed that that kiss belongs to him...



frown and I thought that kiss was mine wink

runs off in search of a kiss before he turns into a pumpkin . . .
(or was that a fairy tale confused)

either way i want a pet dragon ubbrollsmile


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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:*Puckers up and looks for a Pumpkin Pie Recipe...* ubbangel

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Carrot_Girl


Carrot_Girl

Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK

Total posts: 194
Posted: Written by: 87wt2gxq7


 Written by: Carrot_Girl

Anyone want to join me for comedy supper? wink



me please, miss!
*hand up*




Cool! All welcome! Will let you know when i move in ubbrollsmile You have to wear fancy dress and bring either (a) an amusingly shaped fruit, or (b) booze to go in the punch.

 Written by: 87wt2gxq7


(heehee, can imagine you as a crazy cat lady, sipping spicy cider dressed in Edwardian garb as your Mr-Bigglesworth-esque cats get tangled up in your fairy lights... wink )



Hey it's an Edwardian house too - perfect. I will learn to express myself through the medium of the period drama! Not sure about the cat as have a slight allergy... maybe i could get a stuffed one on wheels.... umm

Flashpoint, hope you're feeling better now Chritsmas is over. I stayed in bed until noon then comforted myself with the thought that it had already finished in Autralia. Genius!


Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

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Carrot_Girl


Carrot_Girl

Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK

Total posts: 194
Posted: Written by: Birgit


will be in Amsterdam!!



Cool way to spend new year! Hope all's well with you - good luck getting your snog under the mistletoe. Do you have a tactic? Blatent approach, or aloof allure?


Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom

Total posts: 197
Posted: Written by: Matty_B


 Written by: blu_valley


Secondly it now seems my NYE kiss is booked with another friend (long story), while my persuer I am pretty sure has assumed that that kiss belongs to him...



frown and I thought that kiss was mine wink





Oh I'm pretty sure I can dig up another one somewhere for you kiss hug


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Matty_B
SILVER Member since Feb 2005

Matty_B

veteran
Location: Blu's Pocket, United Kingdom

Total posts: 1314
Posted:woohoo ubblol

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Matty kiss kiss kiss

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Is that a new avatar, Matty? Or am I a bit slow?

Amsterdam was good, not brilliant but it had its moments. And the tactics for the New Years kiss was to wait till 7 am or so. Seeing a naked Norwegian a bit later was unplanned, but what can you do.


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:right. thats it.
I'm tired of being single and I quit!!!


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Pogo69
SILVER Member since Apr 2006

Pogo69

there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
Location: limbo, Australia

Total posts: 3764
Posted:is there more to your cunning plan, flyntie? or is this a split-second decision? tongue

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:no. just I've fricken had enough and I'm over it. I'm no longer single.
I'm not taken, but I'm not single
I refuse to be catagorised by my love life! umm

ubbloco


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Puk
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia

Total posts: 2615
Posted:So are you synical like me than flynt ?.

that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:nope.
just over it smile


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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Puk
SILVER Member since Aug 2002

Puk

Sweet talented nutter
Location: Brisbane Oz, Australia

Total posts: 2615
Posted:Welcome to my world .
I can do what you want when you want . Answer only to yourself .
Save a lot of money to spend on someone special (yourself). No point of going boo hoo im single . It should be yay im single and i'lll be ready when a proper one happens.


that shrewd and knavish sprite

Called Robin Good Fellow ; are you not he that is frighten of the maidens of the villagery - fairy

I am the merry wander of the night -puk

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:I'm over it smile

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South...

Total posts: 587
Posted:me too! ubbrollsmile

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:hug to all

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Owned by Lost83spy

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Nado


journeyman


Total posts: 61
Posted:Ahhh the bitter singles thread,

I totally belong here

-N

P.S. Brenn: hug to you to.


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Flynt
SILVER Member since May 2002

Flynt

Intrepid Penguin
Location: , Australia

Total posts: 5635
Posted:oh, I'm not bitter.
not at all, seriously.
I just think there's more to life than obsessing about the status of what love life I dont have!


Currently on the right side up of the world.

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