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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:*Wheezes*

No....*burp* I'm fine...


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:*rings bell*

Final round of the food fight! Neon's nearly bursting and all the sweets shops have run out of stock ubblol


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Oi! Everyone should dead under my weight!



If all the sweet shops have run out then we have to go to the supplier



*rolls off to Makro, picking brochures for New Orleans and Eucudaor on the way*


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:*pulls the plug out of Neon who deflates back to normal size*

*pats Neoan on the head*

* walks off*


"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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Carrot_Girl


Carrot_Girl

Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK

Total posts: 194
Posted:*Sneaks in with cream soda filled water pistol*....

Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:*Wonders where the plug was, finds out wink pluds it back in, opens up mouth and fills up on cream soda, ubbrollsmile *

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:Ello Mister Susan!

Haven't seen you round here for a while. Would you like some pie?

*pie-into-Carrot_Girl's-face-kersplat*


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Carrot_Girl


Carrot_Girl

Close your eyes and make a wish
Location: Preston UK

Total posts: 194
Posted:*wipes pie out of eyes*..

well i thought I'd celebrate renewed singleness by getting covered in sticky food!

*squirts 87wt2gxq7 with cream soda*

Got ya!


Life is a journey ... not a guided tour.

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Carrot_Girl


well i thought I'd celebrate renewed singleness by getting covered in sticky food!



Heh, I know your game... you're just waiting in hope for when we all flop down exhausted and realise we're all single, all hot and sweaty from confectionary combat, and all covered in edible substances... and decide to let nature take its course. Intcha?!
(coz I sure am! wink )


 Written by: Carrot_Girl

*squirts 87wt2gxq7 with cream soda*Got ya!



AAARRGH! Villan!
*takes cover behind a wall of boxes full of chocolate oranges*


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:A well informed source tells me that 86wt2gxq7 has been waiting for that moment for a few days now... tongue

*gets out the choccie-covered-coffee-beans-rifle and starts conquering the vanilla slice fortress*


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:*Brings in Dawn French chained by the neck like a Cave Troll to break through the Chocolate-Orange defense system*

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:did anyone see the Simpsons episode with the killer eclaire? When Homer was a restaurant critic and they tried killing him with the super-calorie-thing? Yes?

Well, I'm throwing that right...

...


...




now!

*ducks*


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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blu_valley
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

blu_valley

fluffy mess
Location: Brighton

Total posts: 197
Posted:*skips in with a basket of cherries and starts throwing them around as she goes*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


*Brings in Dawn French chained by the neck like a Cave Troll to break through the Chocolate-Orange defense system*



AAAAAA!!! Cave Troll! Dawn Cave!!! French Troll! RUN!!

*skiddadles from hidey-place, under a cover of flying skittles*


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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder

Total posts: 926
Posted:*deftly knocks off brenn's helmet after hiding in the sprinkle covered chocolate mound in the middle and runs off with it, saving the vannila-ey goodness for later*

* stands in the line of fire of the skittles with mouth open*

*chokes on a skittle as it hits the back of the throat*


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:*pokes burningoftheclavey in the foot with a giant candy cane and runs away with his half-eaten vanilla-slice helmet* biggrin

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...

Total posts: 587
Posted:*runs around with mouth open under the fire of skittles*

woohoo! skittles!


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:*ak-a ak-a ak-a ak-a ak-a with skittle gun*

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
Location: over yonder

Total posts: 926
Posted:heeey! i wanna taste the rainbow! damn you Brenn for making me lose the line of fire! gimme your helmet back!

*runs after Brenn lobbing hunks of chocolate mousse at him*


on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile

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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:*time out*

So there's this guy I quite like. I can't believe I'm discussing romantic poetry with him. That's so not me.

I might as well throw myself in front of the skittles gun now than witness my slow and tragic descent into soppiness.

*end time out*

*starts painting cute little vanilla sauce flowers into the choccie mousse. with skittles petals.*


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:*deflects said mousse with his pound cake buckler*

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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Lost83spy
BRONZE Member since Sep 2005

Lost83spy

Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
Location: Somewhere, out there...

Total posts: 587
Posted:*comes running out of the darkness with a bazooka filled with instant pudding bombs*

Eat this!

(haha!... eat this..... classic!)

ubblol


It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*

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Sambo_Flux
GOLD Member since Jun 2006

Sambo_Flux

Introverted
Location: Norf London

Total posts: 833
Posted:ubblol

This thread should be renamed "War of The Endless Pudding"

*checks watch and looks up, muttering "not long now..." in a mysterious fashion*


My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Birgit



So there's this guy I quite like. I can't believe I'm discussing romantic poetry with him. That's so not me.



I might as well throw myself in front of the skittles gun now than witness my slow and tragic descent into soppiness.







Wooo!! Go Birgit, go Birgit! *does the go-Birgit dance*

Hey, soppy ain't so bad, in small measures... And there ain't nothing wrong with romantic poetry, just as long as you balance it afterwards with a couple of depressing war poems. Or listen to some emo wink



*POWs you with skittlegun*


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:You mean like this one?
http://www.poemtree.com/poems/Futility.htm
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POW, eh? Am I going to be tied up and blindfolded and gagged? Please?


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:Heh, I meant POW as in emphatically and onomatopoeically, but... y - you can have the Guantanimo treatment if you want?



(I reserve the right to worry about you though!)


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:Oh, I wouldn't want to be worried about smile Maybe tie my wrists with a big jelly snake and that will be enough... bounce

onomatowhat? Wiki's my friend!


"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: Birgit


Maybe tie my wrists with a big jelly snake and that will be enough... bounce


*Ahem* urr... hurr hur hur. *hem*

 Written by: Birgit

onomatowhat? Wiki's my friend!


Onomatomato! Enjoy your boombaclaato!


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Birgit
BRONZE Member since Jan 2005

Birgit

had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
Location: Edinburgh

Total posts: 4145
Posted:What's all that ahem-ing about? I like jelly snakes! Nothing wrong with that, is there tongue

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half

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Brenn
PLATINUM Member since Jun 2004

Brenn

Will carpal your tunnel in a minute.
Location: Melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 3286
Posted:I"m ajellysnake!

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Owner of burningoftheclavey smile
Owned by Lost83spy

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