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Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
ooooh, Italian hot chocolate! Agreed, Neon!!! bounce

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:

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"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
*dons garish choccie-mousse-wrestling mask and cape*

bring it on people!!!

clap EA-SY! clap EA-SY! clap EA-SY!

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
*attacks Monserat from behind, throws him over and dunks his face into the chocolate*

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
PG-Board People!!! eek



wink

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
*pulls Birgit's feet out from under her so she's just as covered in chocolate as me*

Neon! tag me!

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Nah. I prefer just to sit down and watch the shameless misogyny with a cup of Milano... biggrin

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
*accepts tag from Monserat, climbs to top turnbuckle ready to pounce....*

.... mmmm chocolate biggrin

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
*brushes crumbs off her shoulders then sits next to Neon with a cup of her own to watch the mayhem*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
blimey, this escalated fast!

*starts lobbing marshmallow flumps and hundreds and thousands at chocolate covered participants and audience members*

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
*runs out of thread and runs back in with a powerhose of tepid hot chocolate and squirts everyone in the thread while shouting loudly with glee*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
*sits in the middle of it all, completely covered in chocolate and unable to move due to severe laughing fits*

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
I'm going to need a lot more hundreds and thousands...

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
*throws down the hose and starts dispensing the 100 cans of squirty cream that had been sitting in the corner randomly over HOPpers*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
*grabs 2 cans of cream*

Right, cop this!!

*empties cans over Blu*

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
*joins Birgit in sitting in the mess laughing uncontrollably*

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
*decorates 87 with some strawberries*

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


burningoftheclaveySILVER Member
lurking like a ninja with no camouflage..
926 posts
Location: over yonder, New Zealand


Posted:
*runs in arms flailing wildly brandishing jelly tots and glace cherries and disperses them, subsequently falling on backside and getting an ass covered in cream.....*

p.s.....im no longer single! and hes awesome. but can i still join the food fight fun...?

on spam robots - "Burn the robot! Melt him down, and then we can make lots and lots of money from his shiiiny juices!"

Owned by Brenn smile


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
*Enters thread to see how all the singles are coping with singledom, and offer words of encouragement.*

"Hi guys, I just thought I'd.... Oh. Well, I'll be off then."

*Exits very quickly.*

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


MikefromGlosSILVER Member
Hitman
985 posts
Location: Gloucester England


Posted:
*Wonders round throom occasionaly picking somthing up and eating it espicaily the chocolate its good for depression stops me remembering how long i been single*

he he i am mike the amazing gloscircus person who is mike.

Officaly an exception to the Poi Boys are Girls Thing


Nadojourneyman
61 posts

Posted:
Throws cream pie at arthur.

"Get back here be-atch and fight like a man"

Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
Wow! look what I started! How cool is that?

*stands with hands on hips, smiling proudly*

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
*cream-pies lost in the face and runs off giggling*

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Lost83spyBRONZE Member
Out! Out! You demons of stupidity!
587 posts
Location: Somewhere, out there..., South Africa


Posted:
*runs after Blu with a lemon meringue pie*

Oi! Run slower dammit!

biggrin

It may be your sole purpose in life to serve as a warning to others

Founder and Official leader of the Curby Clan

*Owner of Brenn*


blu_valleySILVER Member
fluffy mess
197 posts
Location: Brighton, United Kingdom


Posted:
* at the mention of lemon-merangue, turns and faces lost and dives into the pie*

Mmmm, it's delicious!

"I want to know if you can see beauty even when it's not pretty, every day,and if you can source your own life from its presence.." - Oriah Mountain Dreamer


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
*Stealthily emerges from the Hot Pool of Chocolate waiting to strike...*


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"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


Pogo69SILVER Member
there's no charge for awesomeness... or attractiveness
3,764 posts
Location: limbo, Australia


Posted:
*bomb dives dave, sending him crashing back under than molten chocolate surface*

--pogo (pat) [forever and always]


Sambo_FluxGOLD Member
Introverted
833 posts
Location: Norf London, United Kingdom


Posted:
*Dives off top turnbuckle after biding time for 23 posts and slamdunks trifle on 87wt2gxq7*

biggrin

My Mind is a Ship
Emotions become the Waves
Soul is the Ocean

If a quizz is quizzical, what is a test?


monseratSILVER Member
My flabber is gasted
737 posts
Location: waaaay south of heaven, United Kingdom


Posted:
mmmpf mmh MMMHPFFF!!!

*unable to talk or move as sitting in the choclate since last night means it has solidified and now resembles a chocolate sculpture*

Chaos is the natural state of the universe

Some days I'm the pigeon, some days I'm the statue.

honourary militant margerine ninJAH

If it wasn't for displacement activity I wouldn't get half as much done


BirgitBRONZE Member
had her carpal tunnel surgery already thanks v much
4,145 posts
Location: Edinburgh, Scotland (UK)


Posted:
*tackles everyone into a group-hug-wrestle-mess of limbs, thereby freeing monserat from choccie-stiffness*



mmmhm trifle! Sambo_Flux, you're definitely leading the scoreboard now bounce

"vices are like genitals - most are ugly to behold, and yet we find that our own are dear to us."
(G.W. Dahlquist)

Owner of Dragosani's left half


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