Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
This is the official post for the singles in opposition to the love post!

(im going to laugh so much is Vanize makes a singles topic at the same time! lol!)

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Just_Another_Clownold hand
965 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Just about, tired from work. But Im managing. *puts on Safety Spec*
Go!

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Originally Posted By: Just_Another_Clown*Strolls in through the french doors*

Evenin' all. Good to be back. Hows things?

Did you ever leave? tongue2

Why are you in the singles thread... nice chap like yourself?

I'm sure there's tons of pretty guys out there waiting to throw themselves at you wink

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


Just_Another_Clownold hand
965 posts
Location: London


Posted:
Well, point me in the right direction and I will smarten myself out. Until then.....Pass the Port. smile

Q:"How many Jugglers Does it take to change a light bulb?"
A:"One, but another 99 others saying,'I could do that if I only practised more'" biggrin biggrin

Gate Keeper to Shocked_Prawn. None may pass.


LovoLord and Master
74 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
*Walks passed door and does a double take*
Hey! People like me!
*runs away and comes back with bean bag and rum for all*
Hi everyone! I too am single. smile
Maple pancake please.

EDITED_BY: Lovo (1228349352)

Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown


willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
Panckakes and rum! What a great way to spend a day grin

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
And Port!

There's nothing quite as mellow as getting drunk on port.

It Marvellous!

smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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EveishGOLD Member
*Tickles pretty strangers*
610 posts
Location: Australia


Posted:
*sits down with a stack of pancakes*
mmmm what a lovely afternoon

What if I should fall right through the centre of the Earth and come out the other side where people walk upside-down?!


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Not here it isnt... frown

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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willworkforfoodjnrSILVER Member
Hunting robot foxes
1,046 posts
Location: Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, England (UK)


Posted:
Really? Its nice this side of the pennines, if cold...

Working hard to be a wandering hippie layabout. Ten years down, five to go!


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Its nice now it wasn't before smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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shocked_prawnSILVER Member
old hand
865 posts
Location: Sunderland, UK


Posted:
i miss home town pete is it NOT nice here, its all cold and frosty and stuff.
but mmmmnn pancake party! hug

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Owned by J.A.C


GlitterTitsCorean Spinner
34 posts
Location: Corea, Maine


Posted:
i'll take a stack of pancakes, and i'll bring the maple syrup i tapped this winter too! and i'll bring the gin, cause i prefer gin over rum, though port is delicious!

been gone for a few weeks, bumming around the southern part o the state, but i've returned to the cold frigid north and thus to the internet, hope i didn't miss too much!!

I return!

GT

Fruit don't talk...they listen...and wait.


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Nope. Didn't miss a thing smile

I hate Christmas. Specially being alone. There's no-one I can really relate to here, my family sucks, my brother's OK, now, but we still don't entirely see eye to eye, and on christmas night I'll be going back to my cold, lonely room, and sleepy oblivion will be my reward for facing another shitty christmas amongst people who annoy me most of the time.

Still, you've got to laugh smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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GlitterTitsCorean Spinner
34 posts
Location: Corea, Maine


Posted:
I almost wish my Christmas could be that simple, my grandmother is the Christmas nazi, and as much as i really do enjoy singing Christmas carols, i can't stand posing for pictures, explaining what i'm doing with my life two thousand times, and listening to everyone bicker incessantly about how their diabetes is going and such. i like christmas for the most part, but only in small doses.

though our Christmases will be similar in the whole going back to our cold lonely rooms, though i'm sure i'll have to explain over and over again the the older relatives why i'm not married yet and where my 'date' is...yay.

merry christmas everyone

Fruit don't talk...they listen...and wait.


LovoLord and Master
74 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
ah christmas... Definately a family holiday. Worst time for those of us who hate family and have noone else to go to. We should organise a HoP singles christmas for next year. :-) or just a HoP christmas party... Hmmm...

Under the skin of our lives; somewhere deep and early, forgotten, we all follow the same dreams.
- unknown


MikeGinnyGOLD Member
HOP Mad Doctor
13,923 posts
Location: San Francisco, CA, USA


Posted:
Try being a Jew on Christmas. Stuck in Santa Barbara where you know NOBODY. With a senile mother.

SCREAM babble SCREAM!

-Mike

Certified Mad Doctor and HoP High Priest of Nutella



A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Yeah, I imagine you get it in the neck at Easter too, with the whole you killed Christ kinda thang.

I'm hungover from the Christmas spirit smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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LoewanBRONZE Member
and behold!
464 posts
Location: Liverpool, United Kingdom


Posted:
I think I am going to go around the house and hug everyone there just to annoy them... Except for my father, he will take it the wrong way. laugh3

Why let your body be a temple? When it can be a theme park?

Wii Console Number: 3294 0297 7824 7498


cupcakestranger
4 posts
Location: California


Posted:
I'm single so I guess I can hang out here too? I see a lot of talk about pancakes going on and it's making me super hungry, especially since it's after midnight, the best time for pancakes.

hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:
Yep! Come on in.. the more the... slightly less miserable wink

I actually had a rather nice christmas- and my parents bought me this rather splendid new laptop which means I no longer have to walk to the library to post, I can post from bed! Hooray!

Here's to a better new years to y'all! hug

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


PuffSILVER Member
The Magic Dragon
134 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


Posted:
Hoorah for misery enjoying like minded company!

My Christmas was average at best. My mom forgot to tell the retirement home where we had lunch with my Grandma that I was coming so I got to sit and enjoy other people eating which was great no . New Years should be cool if the weather holds out. Taking a whole bunch o glow toys to a psytrance party and will be groovin till the wee small hours! Hope all yall also have a night to turn your frowns upside down!! (sorry bout that one...)

Let my words, dear friends, be treasures. Weightless golden butterflies that hang before your eyes for seconds, then are gone. But the dust of truth and beauty that their wingbeats leave behind will settle on your soul and make you happy. - Edward Monkton


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Of course you can Cupcake smile There's all sorts of fillings, sweet and savoury, and there's plenty to go round, especially for anyone who's had a lonely christmas...

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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EasterOggzSILVER Member
maker of all sorts of cool stuff
14 posts
Location: Central Michigan, USA


Posted:
Woo lonely Christmases... err... Solstices.

That's fun too. Being a Druid in a churchy-conservative family. I just tend not to remind them, but that makes for some lonely holidays as well.

There's sort of a romantic interest... sort of. It's crap that doesn't need to be lamented here. He's actually the guy who got me started in poi... aww. smirk But social BS aside, he's also 1400 miles away. Boo.

Hello my fellow single lovelies! I would love some pancakes!

EasterOggzSILVER Member
maker of all sorts of cool stuff
14 posts
Location: Central Michigan, USA


Posted:
edit: confirmed single. Now that i'm out of town he's hanging out with trampy girls.

*waves at all the cute poi guys!*

there are cute poi guys, right?

Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Originally Posted By: EasterOggz
there are cute poi guys, right?

As a rule, if there are, Doc has first dibs. tongue2

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


=Flashpoint=SILVER Member
Pasta of Muppets
2,722 posts
Location: in the interwebs..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Only if they likes the boys smile Some of us are neither cute nor gay, so we're down the bottom of the list smile

ohmygodlaserbeamspewpewpew!
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EasterOggzSILVER Member
maker of all sorts of cool stuff
14 posts
Location: Central Michigan, USA


Posted:
Originally Posted By: Fine_Rabid_DogOriginally Posted By: EasterOggz
there are cute poi guys, right?

As a rule, if there are, Doc has first dibs. tongue2

*sigh* what's a girl to do? cry laugh3

hamamelisBRONZE Member
nut.
756 posts
Location: Bouncing off the walls., England (UK)


Posted:


Wear really dark glasses? wink

Or just don't always believe people who claim to not be cute.

THE MEEK WILL INHERIT THE EARTH!


If that's okay with you?


LiraBRONZE Member
chasing the wind
16 posts
Location: everywhere, USA


Posted:
...on a completely off-topic note, since I'm not actually single-- when I saw the title of this topic, the first thing that popped into my head were those individually wrapped slices of nasty American cheese. Damn American marketing brainwashing! tongue2

On an on-topic note-- I'm rooting for you all! If you had asked me a couple of months ago, whether I'd NOT still be rooting for myself, too, I'd have laughed.

-waves pompoms and poi- tongue2

<3 wind


EasterOggzSILVER Member
maker of all sorts of cool stuff
14 posts
Location: Central Michigan, USA


Posted:
I bet a lot of them are cuter than they think. (or are willing to admit)


O_o

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