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pr!m@temember
78 posts
Location: Birmingham UK


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Boring!!! I'm tired of people telling me how great it is "...down the beach..." at the moment. The northern hemisphere is approaching winter and there isn't usually enough ceiling space indoors to do most staff / poi tricks. Rather than go outside - where its cold, nasty and all kinds of horrible things can happen - has anyone considered biro spinning? (quickly checks search first like a responsible little bonobo. Okay so someone has (nix), and recently - who's a clever little spinner then?).Ah, but can u do 2 at once, eh?And how about butter knives, forks, spoons, screwdrivers, vodka bottles, mobile phones, light bulbs...?Even straws can be clutched at. Don't smirk you antipodean freaks. Your time will come. I'm predicting some kind of localised ice age somewhere near you, and very soon. You see if it doesn't.Egor - start the generator!*Evil cackle*

flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
we'll tell you when you're older
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if you send me an email, I can give you specifics
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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I have no idea how you intend to hoover with a oversize lego brick Prim@te.Perhaps a sticklebrick could be used to pick up some of the crumbs. But the finer powder will be left behind.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
Seems like a lot of fuss:finding a pen, ripping out its inards etc.Do you people not have money you can use?

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


flash fireBRONZE Member
Sporadically Prodigal
2,758 posts
Location: Sydney, NSW, Australia


Posted:
yeah - money is generally used, (its just this friend of mind is very pro-pen, so I was indulging him al little) I always feel a strange element of sorrow when I finally spend the offending bill
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CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
I usually have a pen on me cos you never no when the urge for impromptu artwork might spring upon you. But some of my friends have sticky fingers so I can really get through pens.

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


NYCNYC
9,232 posts
Location: NYC, NY, USA


Posted:
OK, Primate threw me there with the capitalization of "Coke". I've hoovered Coke many times but never hoovered coke which is what I think he was talking about. And never through my nose... I've also been to the J Edgar Hoover building (which openly sells Coke but works hard to bust coke sellers.) But, damn, never been to Hoover Dam. I've also never given a hoover, but that's a story for another time...

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]


CantusSILVER Member
Tantamount to fatuity
15,965 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom


Posted:
*looks with concern in the direction of NYC*Are you ok? You need a vacation? You want to lie down?

"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean


CharlesBRONZE Member
Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
3,989 posts
Location: Auckland, New Zealand


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That's ok Cantus, NYC is referring to this wierd thing where you look at yourself in a mirror on a table somewhere, realise how funny looking you are
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and then sprinkle a line of mind-altering substances on the mirror to hide your face.
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You then, think, "hey, if my mind was altered, i might look better" so you inhale the the MAS with a straw or something and hey presto!, its suddenly much easier to look in the mirror again, and you seem happy that you are so funny looking.Then you drink some Coke, coz you've been brainwashed.
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pr!m@temember
78 posts
Location: Birmingham UK


Posted:
Okay, okay, okay...I think everyones gone off topic enough now!WHAT ABOUT THESE BLOODY PENS?!?!?!?!?!I bet you lot are so off yer 'eds that you'd completely forgotten the great im... er... pens. Hmmmmm! (yawn)Buuuuuu - uuuuuurp!!!!!!!!Hey - there's bits missing. I can't spin these, where's the innards gone?You guys!pr!m@te(It is alleged that Stevie Nicks (Fleetwood Mac) had a roadie 'blow it up her ass' because her nose was so fkd)

Auspoiboymember
219 posts
Location: Melbourne Australia


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I just wanted to point out that this is by far the most comical thing i have ever read
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Cantus, im sorry for stealing your thunder but i thought that it was a fair point.PWB damn straight they should be, but i will deny it i you tell anyone i said that.
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Primate, I have never spun pens, spoons i have spun, but not pens.CheersAPB

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Thistleold hand
950 posts
Location: Nottingham UK


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LOL!!!!!! my eyes are streaming and my sides hurt! Thanx ppl.Onelove, Thistlefirepixie
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