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Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
My only fire video: 'The Joy of Staff'.

cus every family needs to experience the joy of staff.

dude, you don't wanna know how long i spent thinking up names worse than that!

It's moi performing several doubles sets.



details, credits and links are at the download page.



Only the 4.6Mb low resolution version & the 12.4Mb higher resolution versions are now up, due to the efforts of flid, smallboy and above all jez for storing the fat version.

credits are also due for the firey Zoltar and the loverly katey for filming this piece. i love youse!



all you need to twirl staff is a staff smile



Um this video has been lost of a few year, and now it's been reuploaded... to youtube smile








Alot has happened since August 2003!!

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Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
There is a Link to the hi-definition video in the chat feedback feature on the download page.

sorry dudes! i couldn't update the page with the links properly, cus i'm a mental defective.

:bows head in shade:

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GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
mrs benderstein. any chance you could re issue that super high res version
and this time with CD qualty stereo sound
and make it a smaller fine.

"What?"
you say
"impossible"
you declare.
"cant be done."
you utter

Watch...
using my advanced supersmart phase interlobed mp3 compression technology its a dooddle in the park.

Ok of that 26.7 mb
10.4mb are a 2.5 minute long uncompressesed mono wav file
Doh, a schoolboy blunder

divx is a video compressor, not audio.


You're not the real bender,
you're just slightly warped
he was a technical genieuses.
you imposter, your a fake
you're soooo ZX-81

lallalalalaaa.
I've lost my marble

GlåssDIAMOND Member
The Ministry of Manipulation
2,523 posts
Location: Bristol, United Kingdom


Posted:
Cwooor.
now I've watched the high res one tooo.
and I say.
all the same things I said before.

And as my uncle used to say

MY HOW YOU'VE GROWN
Why, I haven't seen you for almost a month, and you look almost twice as big.
I think it must be a good diet

Jez 642 posts
Location: UK, London


Posted:
The feedback is down because of high usage. To reach the file click on the link on that page for the high resolution version. Then on the next page click on Fire Twirling videos from the menu at the top. Then the link for the high resolution video should be correct.

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
the page is now fix'd and the big download should be trouble free now - yipee!

erm glass, wow i feel silly that the audio wasn't compressed and chuffed that you've shown me a way to further reduce the file size!

thanks for the download, tips jez man!

youse are lights that challenge the dark of my incompetence
thanks heaply dudes!

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Flameflinger 27 posts
Location: A mythical continent of fire and brimstone. (Oh an...


Posted:
Rock on bender rock on. That was a choice slab of fwirlage.
Prime cuts indeed.

riiiightio then.
Um...
Superb? Ya that'll do...

Indeedy!

We are all in the gutter. But some of us are trying to set it alight...You can't be a proper country without a beer. Possibly an airline and a rugby team, but at the very least you need a beer.Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
There are now video stills on the download page to peek at while the videos download. Glass, mate you saved us from a fate worse than bandwidth wastage - I used Dr DivX to further compress the video again with mp3 audio, squeezing things down to 14Mb!

aw, thanks for the yummy comments, Flamefinger! The video was shot in North Melbourne at a fire gig and the rest at the wednesday fire meet in Fitzroy.

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Flameflinger 27 posts
Location: A mythical continent of fire and brimstone. (Oh an...


Posted:
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!!
Melbourne!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are all in the gutter. But some of us are trying to set it alight...You can't be a proper country without a beer. Possibly an airline and a rugby team, but at the very least you need a beer.Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Melbourne's ace for flamage, Fire finger! just be careful of the cork hats, hey?

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
Excuse me while i pick my jaw up from the floor.

sick.

that was sick in the most sick sense of the word sick i have ever had the fortune to see.

(is it me or are there more Taxis (cabs) than peeeple in Oz?)

You are silly.

very sick.

im going to play with myself now while watching it.....it was that good.

the music is also moucho moucho coolio, in fact its more coolio than that rapper with the silly hair that sang the tune to Keenan and Kel (I love orange soda).

Nice to see someone being pro-active by thinking outside the box and offsetting stuff.

duvanancient oachkatzlschwoaf
249 posts
Location: germany


Posted:
loved watching it

you're in fact better than robert h****

Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
awww youse are waay too kind!
duvan, ima take your word for it, mate!
Jon, yeah, now that i've seen the video through your eyes (I'll give them back eventually - once i find a halfway clean jar..) I must say taht yeah, taxis totally ownz Melbourne!

The next video is gunna have footage that didn't make it into the COL4 video - yay for things not making cuts, yay blunt stuff!

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
IM BLIND!!

IM BLIND!!

Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
well, that's what you get for self-touching..
:crosses arms in a i-told-you-so manner:

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UCOFSILVER Member
15,414 posts
Location: United Kingdom


Posted:
no..you just took my eyes,..

you said so..

can i have them back please..

i think i might need them for university.

Kinudin (Soul Fyre) 1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA


Posted:
Jon, just goto NYC.

Taxicabs have the possibility of beating the worlds mosquito population.

Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
Kinudin, erm, NYC sounds scary.
:hugs his teddy, but realises it's the radiator:

Jon, it's first year uni, you don't need alot of things during first year yewni, especially underwear..

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Kinudin (Soul Fyre) 1,325 posts
Location: San Diego, California, USA


Posted:
NYC waves funny.

mad monkeyBRONZE Member
25 posts
Location: stockholm, Sweden


Posted:
wicked man!
terrific!

telic 940 posts

Posted:
Bender.. you've singlehandedly convinced me that I must learn staff.

And much like UCOF, I'm going to have to, er, get some naked alone time with this video. Mmmmmmmm, candelight and quicktime here I come! Nummy.

E pluribus unum, baby.


shadow steppin 401 posts
Location: Tucson USA


Posted:
impressive all mighty tallest!

the force is strong in this one

In my hands I hold your smile and in my heart it runs so wild You are the one you are unique I'm so in love you make me weak And the reason that I feel is like a shadow from a light so if you have the chance to be with me be my shadow in the night


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
aww thanks guys! love the appreciation! i guess that was the main point of the video..
for my next trick, I will pull a hat out of a rabbit!
The video editing process has me thinking that i don't put rests into my set - and although no rests would look cool to an audience, it also makes fatigue hit me that much sooner, resulting in sets much shorter than alot of peeps - of course short sets don't matter when you can crossfade between them
later down the track, i may instead add footage to this video instead of make a wholly new one, as it's less than 3 minutes as it is!

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DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
Hey Bender fantastic fwirlage dude.

We want more!

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


DeepSoulSheepGOLD Member
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland


Posted:
Hey Bender fantastic fwirlage dude.

We want more!

I live in a world of infinite possibilities.


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
regyt, i'm sooo stoked that the vid inspired yoo to learn staff - you could make the staff forum less lonely!!! now that would be *grand*! woot!

HoPefully by next video my style will have more grace, as it is often compromised by speed+energy.

baa, thanks for the kindlyness, matey!
it could be about 2 months until me next video, as ima not really planning any footage before a particualr event (earthcore 2003) but just keep checkin' the updates section at the front page o me website if i changeth me mind.

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Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
in thirty of your earth minutes, the second version of the high resolution joy-of-staff video will be available from jez's supah server.
it has .mp3 sound and is now half the file size.

as for future releases - efforts are ..hampered.. by a lack of health eventually, under pale grey skies we will arise!

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ben-ja-menGOLD Member
just lost .... evil init
2,474 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
second version as in different footage? um i couldnt find it newhere ...... link?

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Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
she's a bit longer after the credits to fit the whole song in. this version is primarily to cut the download time in half.

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Jez 642 posts
Location: UK, London


Posted:
I think old version has been overwritten by the new file for those looking for the new one.

But... I could be wrong

'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'

'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'


Bender_the_OffenderGOLD Member
still can't believe it's not butter
6,979 posts
Location: Melbourne, Australia


Posted:
you are correct, oh he-called-Jez!

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