What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.
RISK: Do not follow the common path; Go where there is no path and leave a trail.
Small Lardy Person In Disguise
A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, the only kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.
I'm a woman. We don't say what we want, but we reserve the right to be pissed off if we don't get it. That's what makes us so fascinating and not just a LITTLE bit scary.
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What hits the fan is not evenly distributed.
'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'