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old hand
Location: New York City
Member Since: 8th Sep 2002
Total posts: 899
Posted:London Times
May 29, 2003

At Heathrow Airport today, an individual, later discovered to be a public school teacher, was arrested trying to board a flight while in possession of a compass, a protractor, and a graphical calculator. Authorities believe he is a member of the notorious al-Gebra movement. He is being charged with carrying weapons of math instruction.


(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
Location: sitting on the step
Member Since: 15th Apr 2003
Total posts: 2568
Posted:cheesie but ..

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


remembers when it was all fields round here
Location: in the works... somewhere...
Member Since: 27th Feb 2003
Total posts: 2790

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.



King Of Bongo
King Of Bongo

Location: Berlin
Member Since: 25th Dec 2002
Total posts: 522

Your life is ending one minute at a time...
So live it.


Corporate Circus Arts Entertainer
Location: Auckland
Member Since: 27th Jun 2001
Total posts: 3989
Posted:BWaaha ha ha ha ha!

That is absolutely priceless!

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Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:that was so funny!

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...