~whoosh whoosh whoosh~
My cat's breath smells like catfood
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
"I'll carry this....It's harder to spill a hat" - Chellybean
"...like a rabbit caught in a lighthouse?" - Chellybean
It was a day for screaming at inanimate objects.
What this calls for is a special mix of psychology and extreme violence...