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Location: Brigadoon
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon
Posted:
i was watching the news on tv a couple of days ago and the newsreader said, "america is preparing to go to war with indays."
now, i haven't been able to find out where this nasty sounding place actually is but by the sound of it this obviously evil country is bringing everyone together for the greater good.
why do i say this? well, another newsreader said that iraq is preparing to go to war with indays as well!! and as soon as he said that they showed some footage of some iraqi vehicles towing british-made artillery.
while i agree that going off to a hot, sunny country like iraq and killing lots of people until they let us fill up our petrol tanks for free does sound like fun, surely we should all now be rejoicing that, while we're all burning petrol and other carcinogenic, polluting oil-based products, at least it won't be through a smog of radioactive fallout. you see, as far as i know, indays is too poor to have any nuclear weapons (otherwise i'm sure i'd have heard about this country beforehand). and of course our nuclear weapons are all perfectly safe to use because we're all responsible, right-thinking pillars of the global community.
so i say that even though this little-known country is bringing together the whole world in a new era of trusting international relationships, LET'S KILL THE BASTARDS!!
who's with me?
i was watching the news on tv a couple of days ago and the newsreader said, "america is preparing to go to war with indays."
now, i haven't been able to find out where this nasty sounding place actually is but by the sound of it this obviously evil country is bringing everyone together for the greater good.
why do i say this? well, another newsreader said that iraq is preparing to go to war with indays as well!! and as soon as he said that they showed some footage of some iraqi vehicles towing british-made artillery.
while i agree that going off to a hot, sunny country like iraq and killing lots of people until they let us fill up our petrol tanks for free does sound like fun, surely we should all now be rejoicing that, while we're all burning petrol and other carcinogenic, polluting oil-based products, at least it won't be through a smog of radioactive fallout. you see, as far as i know, indays is too poor to have any nuclear weapons (otherwise i'm sure i'd have heard about this country beforehand). and of course our nuclear weapons are all perfectly safe to use because we're all responsible, right-thinking pillars of the global community.
so i say that even though this little-known country is bringing together the whole world in a new era of trusting international relationships, LET'S KILL THE BASTARDS!!
who's with me?
wherever you go, there you are.
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Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
Posted:
Viva la Indays!
Viva la Indays!
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
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old hand
733 posts
Location: Bewildered state of nothingness, United Kingdom
old hand
733 posts
Location: Bewildered state of nothingness, United Kingdom
Posted:
LOL
Taking it easy
Trippy
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Originally posted by the mind gap.:
who's with me?
LOL
Taking it easy
Trippy
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Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone.
High Class Hippy No:1
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"I Got Soul"
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Trippie Hippie- Monty Dons secret love child
Fly like a mouse, run like a pillow, be the small book case.
"Last night i met some pixies and we danced around a stone".
Because dressing up is fun.
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Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Pooh-Bah
2,211 posts
Location: London, Wales (UK)
Posted:
Hear Hear!
All this desire for peace must surely be a cover for vast international plots to create World Harmony!!
It must be stopped!!!
Vive TWAT. Vive la Freedom Fry!
Hear Hear!
All this desire for peace must surely be a cover for vast international plots to create World Harmony!!
It must be stopped!!!
Vive TWAT. Vive la Freedom Fry!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
HCH No 2
216 posts
Location: Chester, Cheshire.
216 posts
Location: Chester, Cheshire.
Posted:
I think you all misunderstood the newsreader.
Indays are like Iraqi leprchauns, they are on the side of Bush/Blair.
Whe they said we are going to war with Indays, he/she meants that they would be coming with us to help fight, and do nasty stuff. Eg tickling Saddams nose whilst he sleeps.
And also where Irish Leprechauns guard gold, the Inday's job is to guard Oil, and they said we could have it... Ahhh, ain't that sweet.
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<< these are Indays so I am led to believe...
I think you all misunderstood the newsreader.
Indays are like Iraqi leprchauns, they are on the side of Bush/Blair.
Whe they said we are going to war with Indays, he/she meants that they would be coming with us to help fight, and do nasty stuff. Eg tickling Saddams nose whilst he sleeps.
And also where Irish Leprechauns guard gold, the Inday's job is to guard Oil, and they said we could have it... Ahhh, ain't that sweet.
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<< these are Indays so I am led to believe...
old hand
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon
829 posts
Location: Brigadoon
Posted:
oh jim, you're so naive
how can anyone think we could seriously be about to go and fight the iraqis when most of their military hardware has a little label on the bottom saying 'made in england'?
oh jim, you're so naive
how can anyone think we could seriously be about to go and fight the iraqis when most of their military hardware has a little label on the bottom saying 'made in england'?
wherever you go, there you are.
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
Surely Saddam grew a moustache to tickle his nose whilst he sleeps. Any teeny creatures would therefore be superfluous in this capacity.
Mind Gap - Mr Saddam's entire regime has an "instigated by W. Churchill" sticker on the bottom.
Turn it over and check.
When you turn it back upright it snows....
Surely Saddam grew a moustache to tickle his nose whilst he sleeps. Any teeny creatures would therefore be superfluous in this capacity.
Mind Gap - Mr Saddam's entire regime has an "instigated by W. Churchill" sticker on the bottom.
Turn it over and check.
When you turn it back upright it snows....
Meh
HCH No 2
216 posts
Location: Chester, Cheshire.
216 posts
Location: Chester, Cheshire.
Posted:
Naive? Me?
You are the naive ones, thinking they don't exist!!
I have it on good authority however that the moustache is in fact Noel Gallaghers left eyebrow, which has been sent in on reconaisance before a possible attack.
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[ 18. March 2003, 08:54: Message edited by: The Scientist (jim) ]
Naive? Me?
You are the naive ones, thinking they don't exist!!
I have it on good authority however that the moustache is in fact Noel Gallaghers left eyebrow, which has been sent in on reconaisance before a possible attack.
[image]https://mysite.freeserve.com/thescientist/Sad.jpg?0.5668943617638109[/image]
[ 18. March 2003, 08:54: Message edited by: The Scientist (jim) ]
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Posted:
"I've more evil in my left eyebrow"
"I've more evil in my left eyebrow"
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
oh oh. Deepsoulsheep has an evil eyebrow.
I suggest we give it a wide berth.
When it starts living in a hollowed out volcano and scheming about world domination, don't say i didn't warn you.....
oh oh. Deepsoulsheep has an evil eyebrow.
I suggest we give it a wide berth.
When it starts living in a hollowed out volcano and scheming about world domination, don't say i didn't warn you.....
Meh
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536 posts
Location: beneath a cloak of self-torture
536 posts
Location: beneath a cloak of self-torture
Posted:
i didn't even know
deep soul. had a left eyebrow...
hmm...learning stuff every day...
i didn't even know
deep soul. had a left eyebrow...
hmm...learning stuff every day...
-LuNcHbOx, Aka. Nathan...Give a man to fish, and that man knows where to come for more fish...Teach a man to fish and you have just destroyed your market base...
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Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Tantamount to fatuity
15,966 posts
Location: Down the road, United Kingdom
Posted:
That's a thought. Do sheep even have eyebrows? Even deep soul sheeps?
How do we know that this is the real DSS? It may be some fanatical infiltrator from the lands of Indays.....
everyone should be on their guard from now on.
That's a thought. Do sheep even have eyebrows? Even deep soul sheeps?
How do we know that this is the real DSS? It may be some fanatical infiltrator from the lands of Indays.....
everyone should be on their guard from now on.
Meh
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2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
2,905 posts
Location: San Diego California
Posted:
So, if any of you spin fire, you had better be for the war. Well that is unless you spin natural gas! I mean come on... cheaper fule prices, it makes it that much easier to spin fire all night long and send tons of polution into the air!
Fill our tanks and our dipping bowls, let us drive to the weekly burn and spin all night long!!
Who is with me????
So, if any of you spin fire, you had better be for the war. Well that is unless you spin natural gas! I mean come on... cheaper fule prices, it makes it that much easier to spin fire all night long and send tons of polution into the air!
Fill our tanks and our dipping bowls, let us drive to the weekly burn and spin all night long!!
Who is with me????
Some Jarhead last night: "this dumb a$$ thinks hes fireproof"
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Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Carpal \'Tunnel
2,617 posts
Location: Berlin, Ireland
Posted:
Of course I'm a real DSS of course we all have at least one eyebrow and be afraid, be very afraid.
Of course I'm a real DSS of course we all have at least one eyebrow and be afraid, be very afraid.
I live in a world of infinite possibilities.
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