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AnonymousPLATINUM Member

Posted: 26th Oct 2001
he tripped. Looking down at what had snagged his boot, he realised that on their way out the royal baby collectors had dropped something. One of his twin sons. HMMMMMMM......he thought, i wonder what happened to my other son, considering that they were joined at the hip. I dawned on him that as the collectors were taking the axes and saws, they must have put them in the same pocket as his sons. This could only mean...........

Good on usGood on us all

Posted: 27th Oct 2001
....sibling rivalry had finally gotten the better of them....

floating
drifting
fading away
how could these stimulants lead us astray?

Posted: 27th Oct 2001
..."deep-rooted seperation axieties" said Dr Christchurch. Myrtle had never really trusted alternative psychology, and dream interpretation was as much a bunch of poop as the rest. She was also taking a day off from the ear factory to be there. "Why do I...

UYI OLDSKOOL

Posted: 28th Oct 2001
Watch me kill the thread!Watch me!

UYI OLDSKOOL

Posted: 28th Oct 2001
Watch me kill the thread that once joined me to my brother, watch me... , thought the twin that had been rescued (though he was thinking that at the time he cut himself asunder in the pocket of the men with the axes, and not at present where he had been taken).So the poor little creature's son, slept, unawares that now physically seperate, the emotional thread that once tied him to his brother, had been left uncut...

Posted: 28th Oct 2001
many years later that emotional seperation was too much and he turned to a life of crime. he began to run a crack house and was constantly smoking on the glass dick, he just couldnt stop and didnt know why... then the blue fairy came to him and turned his crack into something far worse and addictive...

anyone got a light?

AnonymousPLATINUM Member

Posted: 28th Oct 2001
...trolling! yes, that's right... this poor, vulnerable and somewhat simple creature was now destined to lurk in forums, able to post only aggressive and pointless things, all in a vain and pathetic attempt at regaining a glimmer of the bond and sense of belonging once shared with his brother. which one was the doppelganger? Seeing an untouched forum, the creature...

Posted: 30th Oct 2001
He pounced, finally he realised that trolling was not as much fun as actually joining a website and attaining hights previously unacheived in terms of number of posts in a day. From then on the creature loved posting especially on HOP and became one of the best fire twirlers, due to the incredible moves listed on the website. Unfortunately he was also warped by the social discussion board and was never able to lead a normal life (what is normal anyway) again. And the creature lived happily ever after.CheersAPB[This message has been edited by Auspoiboy (edited 30 October 2001).]

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Posted: 30th Oct 2001
Now wasn't that much nicer than being nasty to each other?And, just think, if Ade hadn't mentioned magic beans I'd never've started that story in the first place. ------------------C@ntus

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