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Bendy


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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia

Total posts: 750
Posted:I once knew a fella named Steve,Who was trying a 7-beat weave.He was twirling with fire,And went up like a pyre,When his poi wrapped 'round his sleeve.
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The doctors all asked him why,He was bruised and had a black eye.He said "You would too,If you poi'd with a shoe,Size sixteen, doing butterfly"
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Someone I know who's a girl,Wanted to learn how to twirl.I gave her some tips,And she wiggled her hipsAnd proceeded to give it a "burl"
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(Sorry aussie slang burl = try)------------------Well my thinking is this: if it's empty, fill it with cream


Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut

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GaBBeRave19


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Location: Alexander, Iowa

Total posts: 72
Posted:i will not have it in a boati will not have it with a goat

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catboy


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Location: leicester, england

Total posts: 167
Posted:the quality is getting worse...i only know on of those lymeric things and its crap...she was on the bridge at midnighther body all a quivershe gave a coughher leg fell offand floated down the river...oh and has nothing to do with poi

you can take the cat out of the jungle, but you cant take the jungle out of the cat

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Tarzan


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Location: Wallington, Surrey, London, En...

Total posts: 9
Posted:"MY daddy bought me a Poi, he though it would be a nice to toy I practiced all year, then went to a fair.through my show this a man sat to stare.And after gave me a pat on the back, saying:If only u'd brought the pair."I'm in the middle of studying, so my brain isn't really in creative mode.In the words of Oscar Wilde: "Bad art, is a whole deal worse than no art at all."

This leads to bedwetting?
sheets well spent.

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Auspoiboy


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Location: Melbourne Australia

Total posts: 219
Posted:There was a young twirler from Leedswho sucked in a lung full of weedhe spun whilst still bentat his balls the poi wentand now he sits down when he pee's(sorry, i have one to many syllables in the fourth line and pees doesn't actually rhyme with weed or leeds).

Good on usGood on us all

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Bendy


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Location: Adelaide, SA, Australia

Total posts: 750
Posted:I've thought about taking up staffFigure I'll have a good laugh,To watch it spin 'round,Smack into the groundAnd get a whopping great bruise on my calf(These limericks are too easy!)

Courage is the man who can stop after only one peanut

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Superman
BRONZE Member since Mar 2001

Superman

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Location: Houston, Texas, USA

Total posts: 829
Posted:you guys are peots, and didnt know it.... [image]http://www.homeofpoi.com/ubb/images/icons/grin.gif">Super'------------------[/image]He Murders Some Part of the World These Are the PaleDeaths Which Men Miscall Their Lives All this I Cannot Bear to Witness Any Longer Cannot the Kingdom of Salvation Take Me Home"

Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear--not absence of fear.


- Mark Twain

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Ade
SILVER Member since Mar 2001

Are we there yet?
Location: australia

Total posts: 1897
Posted:Having just returned from Beltane,I see you're playing a new game,Making rhymes for our poiand other firey toysI'll try my hand at the same:Playing with fire is fun,More fun than a prawn in the sun,To twirl and to burn,To dance and to turn,To move til the fire is done.(Thanks Bendy)

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Auspoiboy


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Location: Melbourne Australia

Total posts: 219
Posted:Ohhhh ahhhhhVery nice adeI once saw a man with fireBut then he began to tireHe gave me a goI looked like a proof course you can tell im a liar
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Cheers APB


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