'Happiness is liking peeing on yourself. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.'
'If *I* had a hammer, there'd be no more folk singers.'
If money is the root of all evil, then why do people sell Bibles?
quote:Loads of posts. Loads and loads and loads of posts.
However if you do a search for coloured flames you will see loads of posts.
Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]
you're a naughty potato!
Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.