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ber seal
The Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
Location: the world (London)
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 419
Posted:I've been thinking of late that i could do what ever i wanted. And jt works. last night I thought that i could juggle 5 balls and make 500 throws in one go. and guess what i made 512. what a great world i live in

When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"


big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay
Member Since: 29th Aug 2002
Total posts: 7330


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood


Location: Ohio, USA
Member Since: 24th Mar 2003
Total posts: 674
Posted:Haha, me too! Just the other night I was playin around and told myself I could do handsprings and butterfly kicks and no hand cartwheels, which I've been trying to learn for weeks, and somehow I pulled all of them off in one night.

Location: relocated to the crowded isola...
Member Since: 10th Jun 2003
Total posts: 84
Posted:well if you can do what ever you want, if you feel so inclined to do something for me, will you please light my chains with your thumb.

we could live beside the ocean leave the fire behind
swim out past the breakers watch the world die

not with cactus
Location: bristol/ southern eastern devo...
Member Since: 24th Jul 2003
Total posts: 2052
Posted:i was watching something the other week where this guy had lighters in built into his thumbs, so all he had to do was click his fingers

Me train running low on soul coal
They push+pull tactics are driving me loco
They shouldn't do that no no no


Sunburnt Bournda Beach Bum
Location: A Melbourne boy through and th...
Member Since: 25th Apr 2003
Total posts: 157
Posted:me thinks that u have been watching too much matrix


Look to the moon, look to the stars, and if you still can't find happyness...find a bar!!!

(...trusty steed of the rodeo midget...)
Location: the state of flux
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2002
Total posts: 403
Posted:What do you mean watching the matrix? We live in it every day.




If these aren't straight out of a sci-fi movie I don't know what is!

old hand
Location: In a test pit, Mackay
Member Since: 29th May 2003
Total posts: 1107
Posted:So many people with talent here, and me with just a big ol' stick.

There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.


Quantum Theorist
Location: Vansterdam
Member Since: 12th Dec 2002
Total posts: 564
Posted:Well now that you've got the big stick get the two small sticks, the sword, the bmfs, silly chains with wicks on the end that some of the sillier people like to spin around them at high velocity while there on fire no less (ok so I can't let an opertunity to take a jab at the poiers pass me by)

then dazel everyone with you ablity to cary them all to your venue.

In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.