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Location: Halifax
Okay, in Lit today (Literacy, pretty much a class about reading, but my teacher is great ) We had to go online and look for bumper stickers. You have to admit it, most bumper stickers are frickin hilarious.
Here's the site I used, there's many more: Bumper Stickers
My favourites were:
"I haven't had this much fun since the last time I ate a lightbulb"
"There is no spoon"
"What doesn't kill you will only postpone the inevidable"
What about you guys? They're good for a laugh, if taken light heartedly. There may be some offensive material, be warned!
I like orange.And don't take my cookies.
84 posts
Location: relocated to the crowded isolation of dispare
it would be a shorter list if i told you the ones i dont like.
good stuff!
we could live beside the ocean leave the fire behind
swim out past the breakers watch the world die
Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
420 posts
Location: Truro, UK
I've got two bumpers on my car. they double the value!
one says
"commit random acts of kindness"
the other, paradoxically(sp?) says
"wreck shit"!
I only wanted to be 16... and free
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia
Turns out my HazChem stickers were the only thing holding my last car together. I don't think holes in the floor pan are a problem, the MOT guys do.
Rest in peace E594 LRV. I miss you still.
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam
I have the suction cup bubbles that you stick on the inside of your rear window.
the one on the drivers side says:
I'm going Nucking Futs
the one on the passangers side says:
Don't annoy the crazy person
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
My fav bumper sticker says:
Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.
Which translates to (it is in Latin) :
If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close.
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom
*bump*
preverse wildlife - pickle a squirell
OR
end poverty - eat the poor
hehe 121 posts
Location: Bournemouth
Saw one that said " Don't piss me off i'm running out of places to hide the bodies!"
was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy
104 posts
Location: inside your head
These are my favorites:
keep honking (i'm reloading)
gas, grass or ass; nobody rides for free
I love cats
(but i cant eat a whole one)
JESUS SAVES
*passes to moses, he shoots, ITS GOOD!!!
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!
121 posts
Location: Bournemouth
like bunnies!
was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy
121 posts
Location: Bournemouth
i know they aren't a joke but i think those stickers they have on learners cars that say " you were a learner once" are hilarious especially when your stuck behind one doing 15 on a motorway........... "yes i was but i learnt on backroads" <------- my reply sticker....
was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Wow... This thread re-lives again!! (Back in the day when I was DCL
)Hehe, I love these things!!
"But why is the RUM gone?"
"SAVE A COW: drink beer. (PETA)"
"Come to the darkside (we have cookies)"
~ Bobo
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
121 posts
Location: Bournemouth
i see you checkin out my ass!
was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Damn, didn't think I was being that obvious....
~ Bobo
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
121 posts
Location: Bournemouth
"how's my driving? tough!
was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy
121 posts
Location: Bournemouth
theres a sticker on ebay that says " got poi? " thought it was quite funny for $2
was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy
104 posts
Location: inside your head
SAVE THE EARTH
its the only planet with chocolate
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
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HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Quote:
SAVE THE EARTH
its the only planet with chocolate
I second that
~ Bobo
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
1,269 posts
Location: middle of Troon
The woman i babbiesit for has a sticker that says...
You cant scare me i have children... hehehe
she also has a mug which says... who are these kids and why are they calling me mum?
random murbles
BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh
121 posts
Location: Bournemouth
" SHHHHH, NOBODY KNOWS I'M GAY" <------haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy
veteran
1,389 posts
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada
Quote:
The woman i babbiesit for has a sticker that says...
You cant scare me i have children... hehehe
My mum has the magnet on the fridge
I'm a good child, honest!What would Neo do?
~ bobo
wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier
121 posts
Location: Bournemouth
i have a mug that says your just jealous coz the vioces in my head only talk to me....
" 667 neighbour to the beast...."
"there are two types of pedestrians the quick and the dead"
was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy
121 posts
Location: Bournemouth
"god must love stupid people he made so many...."
. 68 i owe you one.....
was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy
121 posts
Location: Bournemouth
thats me just about stickered out.......i could think of more but i may cause an internal bleed....
was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded
126 posts
Location: Canada
The bumper sitcker that I remember the most made me frown and laugh at the same time.
"Save the trees. Wipe your ass with an owl"
121 posts
Location: Bournemouth
Quote:
"Save the trees. Wipe your ass with an owl"
"rolls around on the floor in laughter"
was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy
121 posts
Location: Bournemouth
Quote:
"Come to the darkside (we have cookies)"
lol hmmmm (contemplates raiding the cookie jar)
was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA
I used to have one on my car that said "Do you think you could drive better if i shoved that cell phone up your ass!"
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-
Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-
now available in "advanced"
6,086 posts
Location: Cornwall, United Kingdom
I have sen one that says:
"if you get any closer you'll have to wear a condom"
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
564 posts
Location: Vansterdam
hehe
a couple others:
Stress: the confusion created when one's mind overrides the basic desire to choke the living cr*p out of some @$$hole that desperatly deserves it.
and this one isn't a joke but:
OVERGROW THE GOVERNMENT: Vote BCMP
In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.
veteran
1,453 posts
Location: Lancs England
“Love is a privilege earn it”
“Expectation never lives up to reality”
before i met those lot i thought they'd be a bunch of dreadlocked hippies that smoked, set things on fire ,and drank a lot of tea but then when i met them....oh wait (PyroWill)
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