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Bobo DCLmember
141 posts
Location: Halifax


Posted:
Okay, in Lit today (Literacy, pretty much a class about reading, but my teacher is great ) We had to go online and look for bumper stickers. You have to admit it, most bumper stickers are frickin hilarious.

Here's the site I used, there's many more: Bumper Stickers

My favourites were:

"I haven't had this much fun since the last time I ate a lightbulb"

"There is no spoon"

"What doesn't kill you will only postpone the inevidable"

What about you guys? They're good for a laugh, if taken light heartedly. There may be some offensive material, be warned!

I like orange.And don't take my cookies.


Big AndyBRONZE Member
member
186 posts
Location: Dallas, Tx, USA


Posted:
There's a bumper sticker I've seen around here that I like...

It looks identical to George w Bush's campaign '04 bumper sticker, but it says "Enron/Halliburton '04!" and has an american flag on it.

My other favorite is "I'd rather be fighting imperialism"

"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"

"Welcome to the U-S-A,
We'll treat you right, unless you're black or gay, or Cherokeeeeee!!"

-Brian Griffin from "Family Guy" (the dog)


AmanitaSILVER Member
member
157 posts
Location: Halifax, NS, Canada


Posted:
I remember seeing one that said "Jerry Fallwell can suck my Tinky-Winky". Damn, I wish I had bought that:)
I also saw one that read "What would Xena do?"

Several that I would like to have, should I ever own a car:
Hatred is NOT a family value
This is a Pro-Choice family
"Born again Pagan" or "Pagan Clergy"

And I will have to get this one custom made:

Tower Cranes, NOT Labour Pains!
(I'm childfree by choice and a soon to be Crane operator)

"Do not meddle in the affairs of Tower Cranes, for you are soft and would look better when squashed by a full concrete bucket"


ShawnieGOLD Member
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded
126 posts
Location: Canada


Posted:
Other ones I like:

"Eliminate and abolish redundency!"
"Kiss me I'm toxic"
"Homophobia is so gay"
"I'm an optomist but I don't think it helps"
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same"
"Before giving anyone a piece of you mind, be sure you have enough to spare"

^^francesca^^me!
121 posts
Location: Bournemouth


Posted:
" next mood swing: 6mins. keep a safe distance.....

"horn broke watch for finger"

"honk if you love peace and quiet"

"i have good brakes do you have good insurance"

"don't blame me. i voted"

"follow your dreams not me!"

"i go from zero to bitch in 3.5 seconds"

"A real gentlmen wouldn't stare at my stickers"

"driver carries no cash, he's married"

" i'm not a complete idiot some pieces of me are missing"

"i'm not drunk you shilly sit!"

"environmental stickers mean nothing on cars!"

"annoy a liberal work hard and be happy"

"save a cow eat a vegetarian"

"tell me how would jesus drive.....


peace

peace

was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy


Frazzlemember
105 posts
Location: Worcestershire,England


Posted:
Being a mother,my favourites are:"Just because I'm a Mum doesn't mean I care" and "I wanted to change the world but I couldn't get a babysitter"

Happiness is a journey,not a destination


^^francesca^^me!
121 posts
Location: Bournemouth


Posted:
ubblol

was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy


^^francesca^^me!
121 posts
Location: Bournemouth


Posted:
hello 3 registered and 2anonymous how goes it...

was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy


SpArKiE*shiny shiny*
218 posts
Location: Townsville, QLD, Aust.


Posted:
"an aussie kiss is like a french kiss, but down under"

"if a$$holes could fly this place would be an airport"

"i'm not f***ing stupid, but i would"

"i'm not weird, i'm gifted" (my fav sticker on my 1st car)

"on the 8th day God created ford/holden, to keep idiots out of holdens/fords"

"this is ford/holden country, on the quiet days u can hear the holdens/fords rusting"

there are so many i want but they have all escaped my mind frown oh well.

And wherever you've gone and wherever we might go. It don't seem fair. Today just disappeared.


_Aimée_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,172 posts
Location: Hastings, United Kingdom


Posted:
"unless your my piles, get off of my arse"

GoodSILVER Member
member
55 posts
Location: a mountaintop in Colorado, USA


Posted:
"If it's Tourist season, why can't we SHOOT 'em?"

"My other car is a broom"

I bought the "Got Poi" sticker on e-bay, wink winkk

take the schneak-tip


pounceSILVER Member
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA


Posted:
teehee i gotta read em all. but already i'm loving the

"cake or death?"

yay for eddie izzard!!!

I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**


GottaLoveItSponge
883 posts
Location: Stevenage


Posted:
"The more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets"
- found it on a t-shirt soon after I saw it on the car

No offence - see? It's already dead!

"I'm trying to see things your way but I can't get my head up my butt"

"I think my supply of braincells is finally down to manageable level" - My favourite biggrin

Monkeys monkeys and bananas


Wizz-er-pops
206 posts
Location: UK


Posted:
We have been trying to think of Tshirt slogans all day so I have tried to make tem suitable for a car.

"if your rich and good looking you can play with my xbox"

"please backaway nodding your head slowly"

"I hate cars with bumper stickers"

"if I talked out of my ass you would be deaf by now"

not sure I am any good at this. umm

Poi... it's an obsession.


ParafinfairySILVER Member
old hand
845 posts
Location: Adelaide, Australia


Posted:
I love the "save a cow eat a vegetarian".

"rehab is for quitters"

ubblol

Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!


^^francesca^^me!
121 posts
Location: Bournemouth


Posted:
Quote:


"rehab is for quitters"





lol ubbtickled

was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy


UCOFSILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales


Posted:
nah.. quitting quitting is for quitters.

ubblol @ old school HOP.

RosscoOfficial HoP hobbity potato monster!
434 posts
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire


Posted:
"i'm not fat, i just have small features and a big steering wheel"

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin


^^francesca^^me!
121 posts
Location: Bournemouth


Posted:
"if you don't believe in oral sex then keep your mouth shut!" lol ubbtickled

was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,414 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
My housemate has a cool one:

Help fight crime: Shoot back!

Other nice ones i have seen include:
There's no place like 127.0.0.1 (especially for the geeky crowd, that one smile)
My other computer is a 4000 node beowulf cluster (again, a geeky one)
You know you're an engineer if you have no life & can prove it mathematically
The universe is a figment of its own imagination
The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Dont make me choose.
Press any key... no, no, no, not that one!
Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the damn thing blew up)
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
I dont know what your problem is, but I'll bet its hard to pronounce.
I cant be fired,slaves are sold
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before.
Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

Ok, i'll admit it. they arent really bumper stickers, but they're close - they're pc stickers, instead. I spose, if you had them on your screen, then you could say that your screen is your computer's bumper....

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
my fav. to this day is "visualize whirled peas".

I also saw this one the other day " Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for jesus!"

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


TrillianBRONZE Member
Llamas are larger than frogs.
319 posts
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA


Posted:
"To save a tree, remove a Bush"
"My karma ran over my dogma"
ubblol ubblol ubblol

"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."


_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
"can i borrow your pen so i can stab you in the eye with it?"

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


faith enfireBRONZE Member
wandering thru the woods of WI
3,556 posts
Location: Wisconsin, USA


Posted:
"very funny scotty, now beam down my clothes"

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed


alien_oddityCarpal \'Tunnel
7,193 posts
Location: in the trees


Posted:
"hows my driving? 1800 EAT [censored]"

ubblol

also "my other bike is under a truck"

_VT_SILVER Member
Your Face!
1,173 posts
Location: el paso, tx, USA


Posted:
Don't make me release the flying monkeys.

If the screams from my trunk bother you, turn up your radio.

Beer: It's now cheaper than gasoline, so don't drive,drink!

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

I bet Jesus would have used his turn signals.

Drive carefully: 90% of all people are caused by accidents.

Drinking and driveing has totaly cured my road rage.

Don't follow me, I'm going straight to hell.

Some call it stalking, I call it love.

I do whatever my rice krispys tell me to.

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
on the back of a biker jacket

'You you can read this, my girlfriend's fallen off'

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


PlugInClaireyBRONZE Member
Member
78 posts
Location: Dublin, Ireland


Posted:
man cannot live on bread alone - unless he's in a cage and that's all you give him

the problem with sex in the movies is your popcorn always spills

tongue

PeleBRONZE Member
the henna lady
6,193 posts
Location: WNY, USA


Posted:
The last time we mixed politics with religion people got burned at the stake.

Beware the dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Okay, Okay UNf&ck you!

Oh sure, But what is the speed of dark?

If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

The village called for you. They're looking for their idiot.

One by one the penguins come and steal my sanity.

I live in my own little world, but it's okay, they know me here. (I have it as a t-shirt but I've seen it as a bumper sticker).

Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK


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