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Bobo DCL
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Location: Halifax
Member Since: 17th Aug 2003
Total posts: 141
Posted:Okay, in Lit today (Literacy, pretty much a class about reading, but my teacher is great ) We had to go online and look for bumper stickers. You have to admit it, most bumper stickers are frickin hilarious.

Here's the site I used, there's many more: Bumper Stickers

My favourites were:

"I haven't had this much fun since the last time I ate a lightbulb"

"There is no spoon"

"What doesn't kill you will only postpone the inevidable"

What about you guys? They're good for a laugh, if taken light heartedly. There may be some offensive material, be warned!


I like orange.And don't take my cookies.

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Big Andy
member
Location: Dallas, Tx
Member Since: 1st Apr 2003
Total posts: 186
Posted:There's a bumper sticker I've seen around here that I like...

It looks identical to George w Bush's campaign '04 bumper sticker, but it says "Enron/Halliburton '04!" and has an american flag on it.

My other favorite is "I'd rather be fighting imperialism"


"We can't stop here! This is bat country!"

"Welcome to the U-S-A,
We'll treat you right, unless you're black or gay, or Cherokeeeeee!!"

-Brian Griffin from "Family Guy" (the dog)

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Amanita
member
Location: Halifax, NS
Member Since: 22nd Mar 2004
Total posts: 157
Posted:I remember seeing one that said "Jerry Fallwell can suck my Tinky-Winky". Damn, I wish I had bought that:)
I also saw one that read "What would Xena do?"

Several that I would like to have, should I ever own a car:
Hatred is NOT a family value
This is a Pro-Choice family
"Born again Pagan" or "Pagan Clergy"

And I will have to get this one custom made:

Tower Cranes, NOT Labour Pains!
(I'm childfree by choice and a soon to be Crane operator)


"Do not meddle in the affairs of Tower Cranes, for you are soft and would look better when squashed by a full concrete bucket"

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Shawnie
Captain Shawnie the Dreaded

Member Since: 10th Mar 2004
Total posts: 126
Posted:Other ones I like:

"Eliminate and abolish redundency!"
"Kiss me I'm toxic"
"Homophobia is so gay"
"I'm an optomist but I don't think it helps"
"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same"
"Before giving anyone a piece of you mind, be sure you have enough to spare"


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^^francesca^^
me!
Location: Bournemouth
Member Since: 9th Apr 2004
Total posts: 121
Posted:" next mood swing: 6mins. keep a safe distance.....

"horn broke watch for finger"

"honk if you love peace and quiet"

"i have good brakes do you have good insurance"

"don't blame me. i voted"

"follow your dreams not me!"

"i go from zero to bitch in 3.5 seconds"

"A real gentlmen wouldn't stare at my stickers"

"driver carries no cash, he's married"

" i'm not a complete idiot some pieces of me are missing"

"i'm not drunk you shilly sit!"

"environmental stickers mean nothing on cars!"

"annoy a liberal work hard and be happy"

"save a cow eat a vegetarian"

"tell me how would jesus drive.....


peace

peace



was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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Frazzle
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Location: Worcestershire,England
Member Since: 10th Nov 2002
Total posts: 105
Posted:Being a mother,my favourites are:"Just because I'm a Mum doesn't mean I care" and "I wanted to change the world but I couldn't get a babysitter"

Happiness is a journey,not a destination

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^^francesca^^
me!
Location: Bournemouth
Member Since: 9th Apr 2004
Total posts: 121
Posted:ubblol

was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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^^francesca^^
me!
Location: Bournemouth
Member Since: 9th Apr 2004
Total posts: 121
Posted:hello 3 registered and 2anonymous how goes it...

was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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SpArKiE
SpArKiE

*shiny shiny*
Location: Townsville, QLD, Aust.
Member Since: 23rd Sep 2002
Total posts: 218
Posted:"an aussie kiss is like a french kiss, but down under"

"if a$$holes could fly this place would be an airport"

"i'm not f***ing stupid, but i would"

"i'm not weird, i'm gifted" (my fav sticker on my 1st car)

"on the 8th day God created ford/holden, to keep idiots out of holdens/fords"

"this is ford/holden country, on the quiet days u can hear the holdens/fords rusting"

there are so many i want but they have all escaped my mind frown oh well.


And wherever you've gone and wherever we might go. It don't seem fair. Today just disappeared.

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_Aime_
_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings
Member Since: 2nd Jan 2004
Total posts: 4172
Posted:"unless your my piles, get off of my arse"

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Good
member
Location: a mountaintop in Colorado
Member Since: 25th Sep 2003
Total posts: 55
Posted:"If it's Tourist season, why can't we SHOOT 'em?"

"My other car is a broom"

I bought the "Got Poi" sticker on e-bay, wink winkk


take the schneak-tip

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pounce
pounce

All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all a...
Member Since: 10th Jan 2003
Total posts: 9831
Posted:teehee i gotta read em all. but already i'm loving the

"cake or death?"

yay for eddie izzard!!!


I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

**giggles**

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GottaLoveIt
GottaLoveIt

Sponge
Location: Stevenage
Member Since: 21st Sep 2003
Total posts: 883
Posted:"The more you run over a dead cat the flatter it gets"
- found it on a t-shirt soon after I saw it on the car

No offence - see? It's already dead!

"I'm trying to see things your way but I can't get my head up my butt"

"I think my supply of braincells is finally down to manageable level" - My favourite biggrin



Monkeys monkeys and bananas

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Wizz
-er-pops
Location: UK
Member Since: 19th Sep 2003
Total posts: 206
Posted:We have been trying to think of Tshirt slogans all day so I have tried to make tem suitable for a car.

"if your rich and good looking you can play with my xbox"

"please backaway nodding your head slowly"

"I hate cars with bumper stickers"

"if I talked out of my ass you would be deaf by now"

not sure I am any good at this. umm


Poi... it's an obsession.

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Parafinfairy
Parafinfairy

old hand
Location: Adelaide
Member Since: 5th Sep 2003
Total posts: 845
Posted:I love the "save a cow eat a vegetarian".

"rehab is for quitters"

ubblol


Slicing the Loaf as we speak.

I need it..... Trust me!

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^^francesca^^
me!
Location: Bournemouth
Member Since: 9th Apr 2004
Total posts: 121
Posted:Quote:

"rehab is for quitters"




lol ubbtickled


was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:nah.. quitting quitting is for quitters.

ubblol @ old school HOP.


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Rossco
Rossco

Official HoP hobbity potato monster!
Location: Cardiff, The Diffshire
Member Since: 4th Mar 2004
Total posts: 434
Posted:"i'm not fat, i just have small features and a big steering wheel"

O.B.E.S.E. Official Potato man.

Remeber kids.... Its all fun and games until someone loses a bol**ck! biggrin

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^^francesca^^
me!
Location: Bournemouth
Member Since: 9th Apr 2004
Total posts: 121
Posted:"if you don't believe in oral sex then keep your mouth shut!" lol ubbtickled

was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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MiG
MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG
Member Since: 16th Apr 2004
Total posts: 3415
Posted:My housemate has a cool one:

Help fight crime: Shoot back!

Other nice ones i have seen include:
There's no place like 127.0.0.1 (especially for the geeky crowd, that one smile)
My other computer is a 4000 node beowulf cluster (again, a geeky one)
You know you're an engineer if you have no life & can prove it mathematically
The universe is a figment of its own imagination
The ozone layer or cheese in a spray can. Dont make me choose.
Press any key... no, no, no, not that one!
Preliminary operational tests were inconclusive (the damn thing blew up)
If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?
I dont know what your problem is, but I'll bet its hard to pronounce.
I cant be fired,slaves are sold
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue...
Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before.
Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive.
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense

Ok, i'll admit it. they arent really bumper stickers, but they're close - they're pc stickers, instead. I spose, if you had them on your screen, then you could say that your screen is your computer's bumper....


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:my fav. to this day is "visualize whirled peas".

I also saw this one the other day " Nuke an unborn gay baby whale for jesus!"


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Trillian
Trillian

Llamas are larger than frogs.
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio
Member Since: 28th Feb 2004
Total posts: 319
Posted:"To save a tree, remove a Bush"
"My karma ran over my dogma"
ubblol ubblol ubblol


"I know a good deal more than a boiled carrot."
"Fire!" "Where?" "Nowhere, I was just illustrating the misuse of free speech."

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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:"can i borrow your pen so i can stab you in the eye with it?"

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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faith enfire
faith enfire

wandering thru the woods of WI
Location: Wisconsin
Member Since: 27th Jan 2006
Total posts: 3556
Posted:"very funny scotty, now beam down my clothes"

Faith
Nay, whatever comes one hour was sunlit and the most high gods may not make boast of any better thing than to have watched that hour as it passed

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alien_oddity
alien_oddity

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: in the trees
Member Since: 31st Dec 2004
Total posts: 7193
Posted:"hows my driving? 1800 EAT [censored]"

ubblol

also "my other bike is under a truck"


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_VT_
Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx
Member Since: 15th Jul 2003
Total posts: 1173
Posted:Don't make me release the flying monkeys.

If the screams from my trunk bother you, turn up your radio.

Beer: It's now cheaper than gasoline, so don't drive,drink!

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

I bet Jesus would have used his turn signals.

Drive carefully: 90% of all people are caused by accidents.

Drinking and driveing has totaly cured my road rage.

Don't follow me, I'm going straight to hell.

Some call it stalking, I call it love.

I do whatever my rice krispys tell me to.


Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Neon_Shaolin
Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam
Member Since: 13th Jul 2005
Total posts: 6120
Posted:on the back of a biker jacket

'You you can read this, my girlfriend's fallen off'


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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PlugInClairey
PlugInClairey

Member
Location: Dublin
Member Since: 27th Feb 2007
Total posts: 78
Posted:man cannot live on bread alone - unless he's in a cage and that's all you give him

the problem with sex in the movies is your popcorn always spills

tongue


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Pele
Pele

the henna lady
Location: WNY, USA
Member Since: 15th Dec 2000
Total posts: 6193
Posted:The last time we mixed politics with religion people got burned at the stake.

Beware the dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Okay, Okay UNf&ck you!

Oh sure, But what is the speed of dark?

If only closed minds came with closed mouths.

The village called for you. They're looking for their idiot.

One by one the penguins come and steal my sanity.

I live in my own little world, but it's okay, they know me here. (I have it as a t-shirt but I've seen it as a bumper sticker).


Pele
Higher, higher burning fire...making music like a choir
"Oooh look! A pub!" -exclaimed after recovering from a stupid fall
"And for the decadence of art, nothing beats a roaring fire." -TMK

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