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Bobo DCL


member
Location: Halifax

Total posts: 141
Posted:Okay, in Lit today (Literacy, pretty much a class about reading, but my teacher is great ) We had to go online and look for bumper stickers. You have to admit it, most bumper stickers are frickin hilarious.

Here's the site I used, there's many more: Bumper Stickers

My favourites were:

"I haven't had this much fun since the last time I ate a lightbulb"

"There is no spoon"

"What doesn't kill you will only postpone the inevidable"

What about you guys? They're good for a laugh, if taken light heartedly. There may be some offensive material, be warned!


I like orange.And don't take my cookies.

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nightsdarkchild


member
Location: relocated to the crowded isola...

Total posts: 84
Posted:it would be a shorter list if i told you the ones i dont like.

good stuff!


we could live beside the ocean leave the fire behind
swim out past the breakers watch the world die

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Captain Hazzard
BRONZE Member since Jan 2003

Captain Hazzard

Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
Location: Truro, UK

Total posts: 420
Posted:I've got two bumpers on my car. they double the value!

one says

"commit random acts of kindness"

the other, paradoxically(sp?) says

"wreck shit"!


I only wanted to be 16... and free

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Eera
BRONZE Member since May 2003

old hand
Location: In a test pit, Mackay

Total posts: 1107
Posted:Turns out my HazChem stickers were the only thing holding my last car together. I don't think holes in the floor pan are a problem, the MOT guys do.

Rest in peace E594 LRV. I miss you still.


There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.

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Kaji


Kaji

Quantum Theorist
Location: Vansterdam

Total posts: 564
Posted:I have the suction cup bubbles that you stick on the inside of your rear window.

the one on the drivers side says:

I'm going Nucking Futs

the one on the passangers side says:

Don't annoy the crazy person


In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.

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Pink...?
BRONZE Member since Apr 2002

Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There

Total posts: 6140
Posted:My fav bumper sticker says:

Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades.

Which translates to (it is in Latin) :

If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close.


Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:*bump*



preverse wildlife - pickle a squirell



OR



end poverty - eat the poor



ubbangel hehe


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^^francesca^^


me!
Location: Bournemouth

Total posts: 121
Posted:Saw one that said " Don't piss me off i'm running out of places to hide the bodies!" peace

was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:These are my favorites:

keep honking (i'm reloading)

gas, grass or ass; nobody rides for free

I love cats
(but i cant eat a whole one)

JESUS SAVES
*passes to moses, he shoots, ITS GOOD!!!


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
--------------------------------------------------------
HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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^^francesca^^


me!
Location: Bournemouth

Total posts: 121
Posted:like bunnies! peace

was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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^^francesca^^


me!
Location: Bournemouth

Total posts: 121
Posted:i know they aren't a joke but i think those stickers they have on learners cars that say " you were a learner once" are hilarious especially when your stuck behind one doing 15 on a motorway........... "yes i was but i learnt on backroads" <------- my reply sticker....

peace


was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:Wow... This thread re-lives again!! (Back in the day when I was DCL ubblove)

Hehe, I love these things!!

"But why is the RUM gone?"

"SAVE A COW: drink beer. (PETA)"

"Come to the darkside (we have cookies)"

ubblol

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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^^francesca^^


me!
Location: Bournemouth

Total posts: 121
Posted:i see you checkin out my ass! peace

was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:Damn, didn't think I was being that obvious....

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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^^francesca^^


me!
Location: Bournemouth

Total posts: 121
Posted:"how's my driving? tough! peace

was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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^^francesca^^


me!
Location: Bournemouth

Total posts: 121
Posted:theres a sticker on ebay that says " got poi? " thought it was quite funny for $2 peace

was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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the screeming flaming dude


Yes, as a matter of fact, i do use fire poi. Why do you ask?
Location: inside your head

Total posts: 104
Posted:SAVE THE EARTH
its the only planet with chocolate


Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
--------------------------------------------------------
HEY, I COULD SPIN THAT!

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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:Quote:
SAVE THE EARTH
its the only planet with chocolate



I second that

~ Bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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Kit


veteran
Location: middle of Troon

Total posts: 1269
Posted:The woman i babbiesit for has a sticker that says...

You cant scare me i have children... hehehe
she also has a mug which says... who are these kids and why are they calling me mum?


random murbles

BELTANE FIRE FESTIVAL. 30th april ~ Calton hill - Edinburgh
SAMHUINN FESTIVAL. 31st October ~ Royal Mile - Edinburgh

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^^francesca^^


me!
Location: Bournemouth

Total posts: 121
Posted:" SHHHHH, NOBODY KNOWS I'M GAY" <------haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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OrangeBobo
SILVER Member since Nov 2003

OrangeBobo

veteran
Location: Guelph, ON, Canada

Total posts: 1389
Posted:Quote:
The woman i babbiesit for has a sticker that says...

You cant scare me i have children... hehehe




My mum has the magnet on the fridge ubbangel I'm a good child, honest!

What would Neo do?

~ bobo


wie weit, wie weit noch?
fragst mich, wo wir gewesen sind...
du fehlst hier

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^^francesca^^


me!
Location: Bournemouth

Total posts: 121
Posted:i have a mug that says your just jealous coz the vioces in my head only talk to me....

" 667 neighbour to the beast...."

"there are two types of pedestrians the quick and the dead"



was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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^^francesca^^


me!
Location: Bournemouth

Total posts: 121
Posted:"god must love stupid people he made so many...."

. 68 i owe you one.....


was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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^^francesca^^


me!
Location: Bournemouth

Total posts: 121
Posted:thats me just about stickered out.......i could think of more but i may cause an internal bleed....

was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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Shawnie
GOLD Member since Mar 2004

Captain Shawnie the Dreaded


Total posts: 126
Posted:The bumper sitcker that I remember the most made me frown and laugh at the same time. mad ubbtickled

"Save the trees. Wipe your ass with an owl"


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^^francesca^^


me!
Location: Bournemouth

Total posts: 121
Posted:Quote:


"Save the trees. Wipe your ass with an owl"




"rolls around on the floor in laughter" ubbloco


was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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^^francesca^^


me!
Location: Bournemouth

Total posts: 121
Posted:Quote:


"Come to the darkside (we have cookies)"





lol hmmmm (contemplates raiding the cookie jar) umm


was hibernating through winter.....oh and summer i spose...ok im just lazy

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_VT_
SILVER Member since Jul 2003

Your Face!
Location: el paso, tx

Total posts: 1173
Posted:I used to have one on my car that said "Do you think you could drive better if i shoved that cell phone up your ass!"

Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism - how passionately I hate them!
-Albert Einstein-

Peanut butter... It fills the cracks of the soul! -Paul Blart-

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Bird
GOLD Member since Aug 2003

Bird

now available in "advanced"
Location: Cornwall

Total posts: 6086
Posted:I have sen one that says:
"if you get any closer you'll have to wear a condom"

ubblol


My state of mind is not yours to define!

There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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Kaji


Kaji

Quantum Theorist
Location: Vansterdam

Total posts: 564
Posted:hehe

a couple others:

Stress: the confusion created when one's mind overrides the basic desire to choke the living cr*p out of some @$$hole that desperatly deserves it.

and this one isn't a joke but:

OVERGROW THE GOVERNMENT: Vote BCMP


In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird, now the world is weird and they take prozac to make it normal again.

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Mint Sauce
BRONZE Member since Sep 2003

veteran
Location: Lancs England

Total posts: 1453
Posted:
Love is a privilege earn it
Expectation never lives up to reality



before i met those lot i thought they'd be a bunch of dreadlocked hippies that smoked, set things on fire ,and drank a lot of tea but then when i met them....oh wait (PyroWill)

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