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Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
Please...
please could someone tell me what this business of poking badgers with spoons is about!?
i'm getting very confused and upset about it, and you wouldn't believe the number of hits you get if you do a search on "poke AND badger AND spoon"...
someone put me out of my misery!!
Charlotte
everyone's unique except me
HOP Mad Doctor
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Location: San Francisco, CA, USA
I'm at a loss....
-Mike
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A buckuht n a hooze! -Valura
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Location: relocated to the crowded isolation of dispare
well i dont know about Poke and badger and spoon but i am sure i could help put you out of your misery...............said to much, i think not enough
we could live beside the ocean leave the fire behind
swim out past the breakers watch the world die
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
twirls around in a circle looking up
huh?
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
member
52 posts
Location: Iowa, USA
Well.. maybe badgers are.. symbolic of.. modern society! and the spoon must be the spoon of rampant cultural imperialism, making the poking the degradation of the human spirit.
man the internet is deep.
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Location: Behind the couch...
This is my answer... use it well.
I can't hear you... I have a banana in my ear.
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459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia
If nothing else, it was Eddie Izzard's example of an original sin...
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
10th degree spoon weilder
171 posts
Location: Halifax, Canada (currently in Korea)
To you I'm known as Stebbins but to others im know as the spoon weilder. I guess it's time to share my secret with the world. To answer your question..... BANG BANG BANG! (loud banging on door followed by animal chattering)
God Please no. The badgers, they've found me! Nephtys! warn the others before its to late.....
-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.
ZORT!
3,045 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia
i thinks Patricks very fond of badgers. im sure he'll drop by soon enough.
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
141 posts
Location: Halifax
Didn't someone from here get chased down the street by badgers?
I like orange.And don't take my cookies.
10th degree spoon weilder
171 posts
Location: Halifax, Canada (currently in Korea)
...huff huff .. yes that was a fellow spoon weilder... I tell you the hunt us day and night!
-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
There is no badger!
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
hmm, and i promised myself i wouldn't make any more silly posts after i got to 1000. The topic of badgers was just too appealing
big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
quote:tell that to this bloke.
Originally posted by flid:
There is no badger!
and what is this talk of no more silly posts a strange notion if you ask me...
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
10th degree spoon weilder
171 posts
Location: Halifax, Canada (currently in Korea)
... weeze weeze... what is so good about getting a 1000 posts anyway??? Do you get a prize? Or HOP Super Powers???
I'll have to agree with coleman on this one. boards like this were meant for sillyness in my opinion... now excuss me i have to run.. their closing in.....
-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
It's like when you get to 22 and realise you can't even claim being young anymore as an excuse. I'm just clinging onto still being a student for why I'm silly
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,899 posts
Location: Austin, Texas, USA
poking a badger with a spoon sounds like a euphamism for sex to me...
-v-
Wiederstand ist Zwecklos!
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
quote:i whole-heartedly agree!
Originally posted by vanize:
poking a badger with a spoon sounds like a euphamism for sex to me...
perhaps that's why eddie izzard said it was an original sin
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
605 posts
Location: East London Wilds
22 is young.
And I'm scared by Dirty Marmite Spider only being 19. She seemed much more mature than that to me!
I feel old at the grand old age of 26!
Luv 'n' Lemons
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big and good and broken
7,330 posts
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay, United Kingdom
i say there's no such thing as original sin nowdays - you can pretty much guarantee that whatever you do, its probably already been done by somebody somewhere else.
like they said on that video - "ain't nobody here invented a move - we're just manifesting shit at a different time".
i don't even like apples. or badgers...
badgers? BADGERS?! WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGERS!!
"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood
Pooh-Bah
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Location: London, Wales (UK)
quote:Hmmm - do you mean the incontinence problem, or is that just cause I am a year older than you? My legs tend to get tired quicker too - Can I sit on your lap later
feel old at the grand old age of 26!
Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.
- W B Yeats
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,136 posts
Location: Warwickshire, United Kingdom
I feel old at the grand old age of 26!
Personally i think anyone under 30 is young, and i'm pretty sure in a few years i'll think everyone under 35 is young. But I can't blag 22 as being young when i get told off for something
835 posts
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
LOL What a response! I'm so glad enough of you cared enough to give it a try *sniff* Stebbins, are you alright? did you get away?
Keep 'em coming people, i'm sure we can find the right answer between us!!
Really, I'm waiting for Shadowsteppin and Firekitty to put in their 2c worth.... guys?
According to the strangest thing that ever happened to you thread , Eera was once chased down the high street in Clapham by a badger, to which shadow steppin replied:
quote:. In the same thread, i would also like to refer you to firekitty's sig: "-poke badgers with spoons!~" It seems as if these people are in the know!
did you try poking it with a spoon?
Charlotte
everyone's unique except me
All the neurotic makings of America's lesser known sweetheart
9,831 posts
Location: body in Las Vegas, heart all around the world, USA
i told shadow his input was needed....he should be here shortly
I was always scared with my mother's obsession with the good scissors. It made me wonder if there were evil scissors lurking in the house somewhere.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
**giggles**
835 posts
Location: Utrecht, The Netherlands
yay!
everyone's unique except me
401 posts
Location: Tucson USA
the battle between badger and spoon has waged for centuries. you are all just to wraped up in your badgerless existance to even notice. just know this, judgement day is almost upon us! i suggest
you learn how to use a spoon.
the badgers are closing in!!
**scrambles out of the room knocking over tables and tripping on chairs**
In my hands I hold your smile and in my heart it runs so wild You are the one you are unique I'm so in love you make me weak And the reason that I feel is like a shadow from a light so if you have the chance to be with me be my shadow in the night
141 posts
Location: Halifax
Well everyone on here is OLDER than I thougt! No, not really, I don't think of things like that, really.... And then there's me... O.o
I don't think there ARE badgers where I live...
I like orange.And don't take my cookies.
401 posts
Location: Tucson USA
oh there around buddy.
dont you worry about that.
In my hands I hold your smile and in my heart it runs so wild You are the one you are unique I'm so in love you make me weak And the reason that I feel is like a shadow from a light so if you have the chance to be with me be my shadow in the night
141 posts
Location: Halifax
Well, then I guess I'm lucky I haven't seen one...? I was telling my family about the attack of badgers, and my mother looked skeptical, and my brother whole-heartedly agreed. Yup yup... *goes to see if there ARE badgers near Bobo territory*
I like orange.And don't take my cookies.
141 posts
Location: Halifax
Nope, no badgers in North America, apparently... all though, there ARE 310, 000 in Britan, apparently
I like orange.And don't take my cookies.
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