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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:So, a certain person i know has had HoP banned/firewalled at work, so I made for them a HoP gateway, through which they can read posts from another url, with all instances of the word poi changed to DOG.

Works a treat, but I never expected it to be quite so amusing. The topic "Sex and Poi" translates to "Sex and DOG" and reading it almost made me wet myself!

I'm not going to allow public access to the site, because it uses lots of bandwidth I can't afford, and I don't have malcolm's permission to do so, but I have taken a copy of the Sex and DOG thread and stuck it on a server, for your own sick and twisted amusement. There's some absolute classic quotes in it. Perhaps you'd like to post some of your favourites below?

I'm not sure its suitable for kids, but then reading the original I don't think that is either

still can't believe it's not butter
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Member Since: 14th Nov 2001
Total posts: 6979
Posted:joo r 1337 haxor ^_^
i'm lagging let's votemap!!!!11

Laugh Often, Smile Much, Post lolcats Always

10th degree spoon weilder
Location: Halifax, Canada (currently in ...
Member Since: 29th Dec 2002
Total posts: 171
Posted:DOG done well is god damn sexy. Im lucky to know some really good DOG-ers. So yeah when I watch the likes of Dom, Bluecat, Glass, Cole, Moohaahaa etc DOG their ass off it really is quite

AAAAAAHHH Hahahahahahahaha hahahahah ..... (choke,cough,weeze) ..... hahahahaha (snort).. hehehehehe....

-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.


Location: montreal: bagel capital
Member Since: 16th Jul 2003
Total posts: 133
Posted:I like this one:


there is no better way to say I love you than with the gift of a spatula!

Dirty Marmite Spider
Dirty Marmite Spider

Climbing up my leg
Location: England
Member Since: 17th Sep 2002
Total posts: 141
Posted:My favourite has to be Bams - " I did some DOG gazing at Dom, Cole and Rob the other day though ohhh I love my life"

That's got to be the funniest thread ever. I'm crying I'm laughing so hard, which is probably a good thing due to it being Monday.

Excellent Flid.


Location: NYC, NY, USA
Member Since: 26th Aug 2001
Total posts: 9232
Posted:"And a woman doing DOG can be pretty amazing."

You saw that website too?!

Well, shall we go?
Yes, let's go.
[They do not move.]

Captain Hazzard
Captain Hazzard

Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
Location: Truro, UK
Member Since: 3rd Jan 2003
Total posts: 420
Posted:You filthy buggers!

I only wanted to be 16... and free

Location: London/ Surrey
Member Since: 15th May 2003
Total posts: 1359
Posted:"yeah.... DOG women....

bams, hels, dfq, sunbeam, lolli..."

quote courtesy of dyke boy... harsh!

The optimist claims that we are living in the best of all possible worlds.
The pessimist fears this is true.

Always make time to play in the snow.

Great balls of fire
Location: Tunbridge Wells, Kent
Member Since: 28th Jul 2003
Total posts: 643
Posted:You do realise what dogging is right? *worried laugh*

funny, but oh so sick!



Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:*raises hand*

which carpark this week then?


Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:My fav quote is :
quote: Sex and DOG?!

yes please!

sexy yes...

I think thats my views pretty summed up!

Oh and quote: DOG's are Boys toys,
theyre balls on strings

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136
Posted:quote:Watching someone staffing or DOG-ing; by the moves they make, how long they go for and their willingness to try new things could directly corrolate to how they are in bed.
I couldn't agree more

quote:Aaaaah girls doing DOG, not sexy, more a thing of beauty and grace for me.


Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
Posted:quote: Posted by Narr (Member # 4479) on 22 October, 2003 01:25 :

yep in total agreement!

men doing staff yum yum yum

and i know alot of guys that say girls doing DOG is equally as yummy

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Warwickshire
Member Since: 27th Aug 2002
Total posts: 3136

quote:There is this one guy who I have been watching since he started (we started DOG at the same time)...now first of all he is attractive to say the least...but when he first started it was like "holy shit stand back or get hurt"

Location: St. Paul, MN USA
Member Since: 20th Dec 2001
Total posts: 174

Without further guilding the lily and with no more ado, I bid you farewell and sweet dreams...

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