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141 posts
Location: Halifax
141 posts
Location: Halifax
Posted:
*clears throat*
do doodily do do doo!
We're the knights of the round table....
*clears throat*
do doodily do do doo!
We're the knights of the round table....
I like orange.And don't take my cookies.
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Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
420 posts
Location: Truro, UK
Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
420 posts
Location: Truro, UK
Posted:
we drink when ever we're able!
we drink when ever we're able!
I only wanted to be 16... and free
BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom
Posted:
We do routines and chorus scenes, with footwork impeccable....
We do routines and chorus scenes, with footwork impeccable....
Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...
Twister Fire Starter ridin on a tratter
156 posts
Location: Bristol/Exeter UK
156 posts
Location: Bristol/Exeter UK
Posted:
We dine well here in camelot we eat ham n jam n spam a lot!
Da da da da da da da---da da da---da da da
We dine well here in camelot we eat ham n jam n spam a lot!
Da da da da da da da---da da da---da da da
Caz
SILVER Member
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Posted:
We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot.
(couldn't resist adding the whole bit... )
We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot.
(couldn't resist adding the whole bit... )
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
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.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
Posted:
hehe - what a completely useless but endlessly funny post thread!!
have u seen the pythons biography? very kewl. want it much...just need $75!! argh!
bring me a shrubbery!!!
hehe - what a completely useless but endlessly funny post thread!!
have u seen the pythons biography? very kewl. want it much...just need $75!! argh!
bring me a shrubbery!!!
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
member
141 posts
Location: Halifax
141 posts
Location: Halifax
Posted:
Nope, haven't heard of that... But we're trying to start up a MP club at my school. There's a LOT of people into it!
Nope, haven't heard of that... But we're trying to start up a MP club at my school. There's a LOT of people into it!
I like orange.And don't take my cookies.
(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
Posted:
run away!! run away!!
oooh i have to go watch now...back later yey!
run away!! run away!!
oooh i have to go watch now...back later yey!
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
member
54 posts
Location: vodka-country... and it's VERY COLD here
54 posts
Location: vodka-country... and it's VERY COLD here
Posted:
What if we make this giant wooden badger...
What if we make this giant wooden badger...
when it gets colder that -25, you don't really care
(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step
Posted:
ooh patrick where art thou!??
ooh patrick where art thou!??
she who sees from up high smiles
Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Planning to burn my in efigy?
Planning to burn my in efigy?
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
Only if you weigh the same as a duck!
he's a witch...
he turned me into a newt!
I got better
PsyB.
Only if you weigh the same as a duck!
he's a witch...
he turned me into a newt!
I got better
PsyB.
resident bagpiper
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA
342 posts
Location: Vermont, USA
Posted:
who are you to be so versed in the ways of science?
P.S. to get back on topic
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
who are you to be so versed in the ways of science?
P.S. to get back on topic
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
his eyes' gouged out
and his bottom burned off
his nipples cut off
and his balls ..
I think that's enough of that one...
*cough* *cough*
EEEEEEmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable
Heideger Heideger was a boozy begger who could think you under the table
David Hulme could out consume Shopenhower or Heigle
And Wictenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as shlegle
(many many appologies for the realy bad spelling of all those names! )
his eyes' gouged out
and his bottom burned off
his nipples cut off
and his balls ..
I think that's enough of that one...
*cough* *cough*
EEEEEEmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable
Heideger Heideger was a boozy begger who could think you under the table
David Hulme could out consume Shopenhower or Heigle
And Wictenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as shlegle
(many many appologies for the realy bad spelling of all those names! )
Lemon-Aware Devilstick-wielding Operative
605 posts
Location: East London Wilds
605 posts
Location: East London Wilds
Posted:
Just remember that you're standing
on a planet that's evolving
and revolving at 900 miles an hour
And orbiting at 90 miles a second,
so it's reckoned, around a sun that
is the source of all our power
Just remember that you're standing
on a planet that's evolving
and revolving at 900 miles an hour
And orbiting at 90 miles a second,
so it's reckoned, around a sun that
is the source of all our power
Luv 'n' Lemons
purity :: clarity :: balance
SILVER Member
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
15,417 posts
Location: South Wales
Posted:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
The sun, and you and me,
and all the stars that you can see
are moving at a million miles a day.
In an outerspiral arm 40,000 light years long,
of the galaxy called the milky way
*intelude*
Our galaxy itself contains 100 billon stars,
it 80,000 lightyears side to side,
it bluges in the middle 16,000 light years thick but by us it's just 4,000 light years wide.
we're 30,000 light years from galactic central point,
we go round every 200 million years,
but our galaxy is only one of millions and billions in this amazing and expanding universe.
*intelude 2*
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
in all of the directions it's can whizz,
as fast as it can go,
the speed of light you know,
12,000,000 miles a minute and thats the fastest speed there is.
So remember when your feeling very small and insecure,
how amazingly unlikely is your birth.
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
cos theres absolutely bugger all on earth!
PsyB.
Courtesy of the University of Wollamlu, Australia.
Australia,
Australia,
Australia,
we love ya!
The sun, and you and me,
and all the stars that you can see
are moving at a million miles a day.
In an outerspiral arm 40,000 light years long,
of the galaxy called the milky way
*intelude*
Our galaxy itself contains 100 billon stars,
it 80,000 lightyears side to side,
it bluges in the middle 16,000 light years thick but by us it's just 4,000 light years wide.
we're 30,000 light years from galactic central point,
we go round every 200 million years,
but our galaxy is only one of millions and billions in this amazing and expanding universe.
*intelude 2*
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
in all of the directions it's can whizz,
as fast as it can go,
the speed of light you know,
12,000,000 miles a minute and thats the fastest speed there is.
So remember when your feeling very small and insecure,
how amazingly unlikely is your birth.
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
cos theres absolutely bugger all on earth!
PsyB.
Courtesy of the University of Wollamlu, Australia.
Australia,
Australia,
Australia,
we love ya!
SILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
Posted:
back on to the biography thing...it's very kewl. i flipped through a copy in a bookshop the other day...mmmm
oh it's called "the pythons a biography by the pythons" if you're looking for it!!
do you have any cheese?
back on to the biography thing...it's very kewl. i flipped through a copy in a bookshop the other day...mmmm
oh it's called "the pythons a biography by the pythons" if you're looking for it!!
do you have any cheese?
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
addict
666 posts
Location: Netherlands
666 posts
Location: Netherlands
Posted:
On second thoughts, lets not go to camelot, it is such a silly place..
On second thoughts, lets not go to camelot, it is such a silly place..
Come forth and thou shalt win enternal happiness. but he came fifth so he won an electric toatser.
member
141 posts
Location: Halifax
141 posts
Location: Halifax
Posted:
agreed... but Camelot is like my home. people randomly breaking out into song and dance. Or maybe that's just me...
Probably!
agreed... but Camelot is like my home. people randomly breaking out into song and dance. Or maybe that's just me...
Probably!
I like orange.And don't take my cookies.
geek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
Posted:
lovely spam!
wonderful spam!
lovely spam!
wonderful spam!
spam spaaaa-aaa-aaa-aaaaaaa-aaaaam
(rpt)
lovely spam!
Spam! SPam! SPAm! SPAM!
i even have the songbook with chords and all.
sorry
R
lovely spam!
wonderful spam!
lovely spam!
wonderful spam!
spam spaaaa-aaa-aaa-aaaaaaa-aaaaam
(rpt)
lovely spam!
Spam! SPam! SPAm! SPAM!
i even have the songbook with chords and all.
sorry
R
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
SILVER Member
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
3,777 posts
Location: brizvegas, Australia
Posted:
i'm a lumberjack & i'm ok
i sleep all night & i work all day!
i'm a lumberjack & i'm ok
i sleep all night & i work all day!
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
member
87 posts
Location: Oklahoma, USA
87 posts
Location: Oklahoma, USA
Posted:
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing your life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best,
And.....
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistling]
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistling]
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...
Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistling]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistling]
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
(gotta have some Life of Brian love in da house)
Some things in life are bad,
They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing your life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best,
And.....
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistling]
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistling]
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...
Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistling]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistling]
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
(gotta have some Life of Brian love in da house)
<( ' ' )>
Fear the Kirby
SILVER Member
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
2,293 posts
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Posted:
there's really no point in my typing the song in, as it's in my signature, so everyone grab a book and sing along! *starts up the chant*
[edit] ah, what the heck...might as well write it in...
Pies Jesu Domine...*whack*
Dona eis requiem....*whack*
Pies Jesu Domine....*whack*
Dona eis requiem....*whack*
there's really no point in my typing the song in, as it's in my signature, so everyone grab a book and sing along! *starts up the chant*
[edit] ah, what the heck...might as well write it in...
Pies Jesu Domine...*whack*
Dona eis requiem....*whack*
Pies Jesu Domine....*whack*
Dona eis requiem....*whack*
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*
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member
141 posts
Location: Halifax
141 posts
Location: Halifax
Posted:
he's going to tell; he's going to tell!
he's going to tell; he's going to tell!
he's going to tell; he's going to tel---
NO! Now stop that, stop that!
he's going to tell; he's going to tell!
he's going to tell; he's going to tell!
he's going to tell; he's going to tel---
NO! Now stop that, stop that!
I like orange.And don't take my cookies.
member
1,591 posts
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada.
1,591 posts
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada.
Posted:
Some folks'lll never eat a skunk
But then again, some folks'll
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel
Most folks'll never lose a toe
But then again, some folks'll
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel
Some folks'lll never eat a skunk
But then again, some folks'll
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel
Most folks'll never lose a toe
But then again, some folks'll
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel
geek, level 1
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
5,300 posts
Location: everywhere
Posted:
isn't it awully niec to have a p****
isn't it frightfully good to have a d***
it's swell to have a s*****
it's divine to own a d***
from the tiniest little t*****
to the worlds biggest p****
so three cheers for your w***** or j*** t*****
hooray for your one-eyed t****** s****
your p**** of p***, your wifes' b*** f*****
your p**** or your c***
you can wrap it up in ribbons
you can slip it in your sock
but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
and you won't.... come.... back
th'nyoovvvermuch
(you never know when some people might get offended )
isn't it awully niec to have a p****
isn't it frightfully good to have a d***
it's swell to have a s*****
it's divine to own a d***
from the tiniest little t*****
to the worlds biggest p****
so three cheers for your w***** or j*** t*****
hooray for your one-eyed t****** s****
your p**** of p***, your wifes' b*** f*****
your p**** or your c***
you can wrap it up in ribbons
you can slip it in your sock
but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
and you won't.... come.... back
th'nyoovvvermuch
(you never know when some people might get offended )
Holistic Spinner (I hope)
Diamond In The Rough
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia
459 posts
Location: Richmond, Virginia
Posted:
Well, if that last one didn't offend anyone...
"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me...
Well, if that last one didn't offend anyone...
"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me...
Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.
Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.
BRONZE Member
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia
Posted:
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too...
(or something to that effect anyway.)
I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too...
(or something to that effect anyway.)
There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.
AnonymousPLATINUM Member
Posted:
I love to hear you vocalise,
when I'm between your thighs,
you blow me away...
@ bluecat, so much more funny cos of the blanks!
PsyB.
I love to hear you vocalise,
when I'm between your thighs,
you blow me away...
@ bluecat, so much more funny cos of the blanks!
PsyB.
lovable smart-ass
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
785 posts
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
life can be fine in the ol´ 69.
(jon)
life can be fine in the ol´ 69.
(jon)
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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