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Bobo DCL
member
Location: Halifax
Member Since: 17th Aug 2003
Total posts: 141
Posted:*clears throat*

do doodily do do doo!

We're the knights of the round table....


I like orange.And don't take my cookies.

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Captain Hazzard
Captain Hazzard

Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
Location: Truro, UK
Member Since: 3rd Jan 2003
Total posts: 420
Posted:we drink when ever we're able!

I only wanted to be 16... and free

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:We do routines and chorus scenes, with footwork impeccable....

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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caz86
Twister Fire Starter ridin on a tratter
Location: Bristol/Exeter UK
Member Since: 27th Oct 2003
Total posts: 156
Posted:We dine well here in camelot we eat ham n jam n spam a lot!

Da da da da da da da---da da da---da da da


Caz

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Elanna
Elanna

Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 2293
Posted:We're knights of the Round Table, our shows are for-mi-dable. But many times we're given rhymes that are quite un-sing-able, We're opera mad in Camelot, we sing from the diaphragm a lot.

(couldn't resist adding the whole bit... )


Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*

Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi

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gita
gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:hehe - what a completely useless but endlessly funny post thread!!

have u seen the pythons biography? very kewl. want it much...just need $75!! argh!


bring me a shrubbery!!!




do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Bobo DCL
member
Location: Halifax
Member Since: 17th Aug 2003
Total posts: 141
Posted:Nope, haven't heard of that... But we're trying to start up a MP club at my school. There's a LOT of people into it!

I like orange.And don't take my cookies.

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Narr
Narr

(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
Location: sitting on the step
Member Since: 15th Apr 2003
Total posts: 2568
Posted:run away!! run away!!


oooh i have to go watch now...back later yey!


she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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Same as Dostoevskiy
Same as Dostoevskiy

member
Location: vodka-country... and it's VERY...
Member Since: 22nd Aug 2003
Total posts: 54
Posted:What if we make this giant wooden badger...

when it gets colder that -25, you don't really care

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Narr
Narr

(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
Location: sitting on the step
Member Since: 15th Apr 2003
Total posts: 2568
Posted:ooh patrick where art thou!??

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*

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Posted:Planning to burn my in efigy?

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Posted:Only if you weigh the same as a duck!



he's a witch...
he turned me into a newt!


I got better

PsyB.


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Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)
Singed Piper (formerly Mark1)

resident bagpiper
Location: Vermont, USA
Member Since: 12th Jul 2003
Total posts: 342
Posted:who are you to be so versed in the ways of science?

P.S. to get back on topic

Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways, Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!


Q:What's the difference between the Great Highland Bagpipes and the Northumbrian Pipes?
A:The Great Highland Pipes burn longer.

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Posted:his eyes' gouged out
and his bottom burned off

his nipples cut off
and his balls ..

I think that's enough of that one...

*cough* *cough*

EEEEEEmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable

Heideger Heideger was a boozy begger who could think you under the table

David Hulme could out consume Shopenhower or Heigle

And Wictenstein was a beery swine who was just as sloshed as shlegle

(many many appologies for the realy bad spelling of all those names! )


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Matthew B-M
Matthew B-M

Lemon-Aware Devilstick-wielding Operative
Location: East London Wilds
Member Since: 9th Jul 2003
Total posts: 605
Posted:Just remember that you're standing
on a planet that's evolving
and revolving at 900 miles an hour

And orbiting at 90 miles a second,
so it's reckoned, around a sun that
is the source of all our power


Luv 'n' Lemons
purity :: clarity :: balance

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UCOF
UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel

Member Since: 17th Apr 2002
Total posts: 15414
Posted:I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK

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Posted:The sun, and you and me,
and all the stars that you can see
are moving at a million miles a day.
In an outerspiral arm 40,000 light years long,
of the galaxy called the milky way

*intelude*

Our galaxy itself contains 100 billon stars,
it 80,000 lightyears side to side,
it bluges in the middle 16,000 light years thick but by us it's just 4,000 light years wide.

we're 30,000 light years from galactic central point,
we go round every 200 million years,
but our galaxy is only one of millions and billions in this amazing and expanding universe.

*intelude 2*

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding,
in all of the directions it's can whizz,
as fast as it can go,
the speed of light you know,
12,000,000 miles a minute and thats the fastest speed there is.

So remember when your feeling very small and insecure,
how amazingly unlikely is your birth.
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere out in space,
cos theres absolutely bugger all on earth!

PsyB.

Courtesy of the University of Wollamlu, Australia.
Australia,
Australia,
Australia,
we love ya!


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gita
gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:back on to the biography thing...it's very kewl. i flipped through a copy in a bookshop the other day...mmmm

oh it's called "the pythons a biography by the pythons" if you're looking for it!!

do you have any cheese?


do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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Mot
addict
Location: Netherlands
Member Since: 18th May 2002
Total posts: 666
Posted:On second thoughts, lets not go to camelot, it is such a silly place..

Come forth and thou shalt win enternal happiness. but he came fifth so he won an electric toatser.

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Bobo DCL
member
Location: Halifax
Member Since: 17th Aug 2003
Total posts: 141
Posted:agreed... but Camelot is like my home. people randomly breaking out into song and dance. Or maybe that's just me...

Probably!


I like orange.And don't take my cookies.

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bluecat
bluecat

geek, level 1
Location: everywhere
Member Since: 15th Dec 2002
Total posts: 5300
Posted:lovely spam!
wonderful spam!
lovely spam!
wonderful spam!
spam spaaaa-aaa-aaa-aaaaaaa-aaaaam
(rpt)
lovely spam!
Spam! SPam! SPAm! SPAM!


i even have the songbook with chords and all.
sorry

R


Holistic Spinner (I hope)

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gita
gita

.:*distracted by shiny things*:.
Location: brizvegas
Member Since: 13th Oct 2003
Total posts: 3776
Posted:i'm a lumberjack & i'm ok
i sleep all night & i work all day!



do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!

if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!

smile! grin it confuses people!

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dj_retro
dj_retro

member
Location: Oklahoma, USA
Member Since: 7th Jun 2002
Total posts: 87
Posted:Some things in life are bad,

They can really make you mad,
Other things just make you swear and curse,
When you're chewing your life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle,
And this'll help things turn out for the best,
And.....
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistling]
If life seems jolly rotten,
There's something you've forgotten,
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps,
Don't be silly chumps.
Just purse your lips and whistle. That's the thing.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life,
[whistling]
For life is quite absurd
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin.
Give the audience a grin.
Enjoy it. It's your last chance, anyhow.
So,...
Always look on the bright side of death,
[whistling]
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
[whistling]
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke. It's true.
You'll see it's all a show.
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
And...
Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the right side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]
Always look on the bright side of life!
[whistling]

(gotta have some Life of Brian love in da house)


<( ' ' )>
Fear the Kirby

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Elanna
Elanna

Where ignorance is bliss, 'tis folly to be wise.
Location: NJ or DE, USA
Member Since: 25th Aug 2003
Total posts: 2293
Posted:there's really no point in my typing the song in, as it's in my signature, so everyone grab a book and sing along! *starts up the chant*

[edit] ah, what the heck...might as well write it in...

Pies Jesu Domine...*whack*
Dona eis requiem....*whack*
Pies Jesu Domine....*whack*
Dona eis requiem....*whack*


Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

Pies Jesu Domine *whack*
Dona eis requiem *whack*

Come join us and chat - we're bored! irc.newnet.net #homeofpoi

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Bobo DCL
member
Location: Halifax
Member Since: 17th Aug 2003
Total posts: 141
Posted:he's going to tell; he's going to tell!
he's going to tell; he's going to tell!
he's going to tell; he's going to tel---

NO! Now stop that, stop that!


I like orange.And don't take my cookies.

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Astar
member
Location: Nova Scotia, Canada.
Member Since: 8th Nov 2002
Total posts: 1591
Posted:Some folks'lll never eat a skunk
But then again, some folks'll
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel
Most folks'll never lose a toe
But then again, some folks'll
Like Cletus, the slack-jawed yokel


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bluecat
bluecat

geek, level 1
Location: everywhere
Member Since: 15th Dec 2002
Total posts: 5300
Posted:isn't it awully niec to have a p****
isn't it frightfully good to have a d***
it's swell to have a s*****
it's divine to own a d***
from the tiniest little t*****
to the worlds biggest p****
so three cheers for your w***** or j*** t*****
hooray for your one-eyed t****** s****
your p**** of p***, your wifes' b*** f*****
your p**** or your c***
you can wrap it up in ribbons
you can slip it in your sock
but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock


and you won't.... come.... back


th'nyoovvvermuch


(you never know when some people might get offended )


Holistic Spinner (I hope)

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Prometheus
Prometheus

Diamond In The Rough
Location: Richmond, Virginia
Member Since: 30th Jun 2002
Total posts: 459
Posted:Well, if that last one didn't offend anyone...


"Sit on my face, and tell me that you love me...


Dance like it hurts; Love like you need money; Work like someone is watching.

Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you DO criticize them, you are a mile away, and you have their shoes.

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Eera
old hand
Location: In a test pit, Mackay
Member Since: 29th May 2003
Total posts: 1107
Posted:I'll sit on your face and tell you I love you too...

(or something to that effect anyway.)


There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.

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Posted:I love to hear you vocalise,
when I'm between your thighs,
you blow me away...

@ bluecat, so much more funny cos of the blanks!

PsyB.


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Konsti
Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Member Since: 16th Oct 2003
Total posts: 785
Posted:life can be fine in the ol 69.

(jon)


"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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