Kat
Kat

Pooh-Bah
Location: London
Member Since: 13th Dec 2000
Total posts: 2211
Posted:I could happily kill a few people right now and feel no remorse. I am oozing hatred and bad will.

My friend just sent me this email so I herbey curse employees of Ryanair, Home Office (sorry Simian, you'll have to getsomeone to sratch your back), Irish Embassy and the ISEC

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the
crotch of the person who screws up your day
and may their arms be too short to scratch.

AMEN


Come faeries, take me out of this dull world, for I would ride with you upon the wind and dance upon the mountains like a flame.

- W B Yeats

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coleman
coleman

big and good and broken
Location: lunn dunn, yoo kay
Member Since: 29th Aug 2002
Total posts: 7330
Posted:damn - i thought i was having a shit day.

you can take out your frustrations on me if ya like but it has to be dealt out in the form of shouting, frowning, accidental spitting (frothing at the mouth), mild slaps, exasperated sighs and demands of tea and spliffs to calm your seethingness.

or you can have these:


i forbid you to kill me though.
or do the camel flea thing (that's harsh).


"i see you at 'dis cafe.
i come to 'dis cafe quite a lot myself.
they do porridge."
- tim westwood

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Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Europe,Scotland,Both
Member Since: 5th Nov 2001
Total posts: 3749
Posted:oucha!!!

"I pitty the fool who stands in my way" - BA

humm, i will join you in your cuse and add.

May the law-making basteads get caught in thier own trap!

for you love.

Tom


This is a post by tom, all spelling is deleberate
-><- Kallisti

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Mr Hands
member
Location: Cardiffy, Londony places
Member Since: 28th Aug 2003
Total posts: 64
Posted:It seems that fate has conspired to make many days abysmal on this day, so I embrace you in a brotherly hug and pour honey'd advice upon thine ear...
I knew a wise hedghog that once said that ballons were stupid, but he also said "I find that when things like this happen (this normally curtails to s@"), its always good to keep a jar nearby that you can collect your hate-ooze in (like a penny jar), then when your jar is full, you can take it up to the top of an isolated hill with something you really enjoy, open the jar, empty all the anger into the air, breath in, pick up your fun thing, and roll down the hill (unless your fun thing is sharp or long thin and wrappy-round the necky)."

chill and be happy, listen to some Nick Drake and close your eyes...gets me every time...


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Rixatrix
Rixatrix

paranoid of gov't conspiracies
Location: USA
Member Since: 2nd Jul 2003
Total posts: 217
Posted:well that was a diff. version of the camel fleas thing i've always heard it this way...may the fleas of a thousand camels feast happily upon your flesh and also i've heard another one...i hope you get violated by pig monkey men in the woods!~ hehe anyway yeah

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Pink...?
Pink...?

Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
Location: Over There
Member Since: 6th Apr 2002
Total posts: 6140
Posted:

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...

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gάrbǿ
gάrbǿ

addict
Location: Bristol / London / Norwich / C...
Member Since: 9th Jan 2001
Total posts: 521
Posted:Oh dear , this is not the happy go lucky Kat we are used to , what you need

is some Garam ciggies (sorry , going up to chennai soon, promise to sort it out ).

Cheers up you .

garbo


be excellent to each other: safe:

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Dentrassi
Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane
Member Since: 9th Apr 2003
Total posts: 3044
Posted:i think you need a massage and a cup of tea....

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Hester
member
Location: China
Member Since: 30th Oct 2003
Total posts: 24
Posted:sit down and have a cup of coffee,smile

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