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Great balls of fire Location: Tunbridge Wells, Kent
Total posts: 643
Posted:Wednesday morning joke for y'all
At a dead halt in a traffic jam, one driver thought to himself, "Wow, this seems worse than usual."
He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?"
The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire.
"He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the connection between Saddam and al-Qa'ida, or that his tax cuts will help anyone except his wealthy friends; the press called him on the lie about Iraq trying to buy uranium from Niger, and now Campbell Brown is threatening to sue him for a sexual innuendo he made at a recent press conference. So we're taking up a collection for him."
The lobbyist asked, "How much have you got so far?"
The officer replied, "About 14 gallons, but lots of folks are still siphoning."