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Sic Kittymember
167 posts
Location: Richlands, North Carolina, USA


Posted:
So...something really weird happened to me Sat night after a concert. And on the basis...I was wondering:

What's the strangest thing that ever happened to you?

Oh...and in case you wanted to know what it was...this guy paid me a dollar for my ABC (already been chewed) gum!!
I mean...he insisted I let him pay me. Actually, he was shocked I only wanted a dollar!

But methinks he had been drinking! Well, really I knew. He told me. yayyyyy!!

You've just been attacked by:
SIC KITTY!
*cackles maniacally*
I suffer...*sob*...because I am better.

I don't really believe that.... *coughs*


Mr Handsmember
64 posts
Location: Cardiffy, Londony places


Posted:
Well lets see...

I've been run over by my grandad, my mothers hammered a nail into my forehead by mistake (I'm not really clear on how she managed to get away with that, but I was very young, I don't remember it, I'm still alive, and I'm willing to forgive!) and I've been taken to Thorpe Park by a crowd of strangers who insisted they knew me... but I think your bubble gum guy beats them all quite soundly...

What flavour was it?

Sic Kittymember
167 posts
Location: Richlands, North Carolina, USA


Posted:
a nail in the forehead...on accident?
*giggles* that's awful

It was spearmint. But I think the flavor was gone by the time I gave it to him. *shrugs* He seemed happy about it so...who am I to ruin that?

You've just been attacked by:
SIC KITTY!
*cackles maniacally*
I suffer...*sob*...because I am better.

I don't really believe that.... *coughs*


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
i think the Hands family might be trying to tell him something.....

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


dj_gooseSunburnt Bournda Beach Bum
157 posts
Location: A Melbourne boy through and through


Posted:
i was trying to be a bit tricky a few years ago by going overseas for a while and not telling neone till i got to Japan and rang them from DisneyLand...neway...as it happened my good friend from school had the same idea and i met him in Dysney Land in Tokyo, with neither of us knowing that the other was even thinking about going oveseas.....that was bloody wierd

cheers

Look to the moon, look to the stars, and if you still can't find happyness...find a bar!!!


EeraBRONZE Member
old hand
1,107 posts
Location: In a test pit, Mackay, Australia


Posted:
A badger chased me down the high street in Clapham. Really.

There is a slight possibility that I am not actually right all of the time.


ValuraSILVER Member
Mumma Hen
6,391 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
that reminds me, I got chased by about 15 or so possums around the botanical gardens when I was on acid. No kidding.I REALLY think that happened.

TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"


Narr(*) (*) .. for the gnor ;)
2,568 posts
Location: sitting on the step


Posted:
well just read this tread and had nothing to add clicked teh back button on my browser and it went to Yesterdays menu page!

she who sees from up high smiles

Patrick badger king: *they better hope there's never a jihad on stupidity*


Dirty Marmite SpiderClimbing up my leg
141 posts
Location: England


Posted:
Eera - Just read you're post, i'm sorry if it was traumatic for you but it made me piss myself laughing. (My sense of humour hasn't changed since I was 12)

Pink...?BRONZE Member
Mistress of Pink...Multicoloured
6,140 posts
Location: Over There, United Kingdom


Posted:
I think my dreams are the wierdist things to happen to me. Seriously i have really wierd dreams! My wierdist being that I was a yellow drawing pin being chased by a cat and a mouse into a big crystal full of black and yellow drawing pins!

Although i was once attacked by the SAS (squirral Attack Squad) in my old park a couple of years ago - although i was quite high at the time

Never pick up a duck in a dungeon...


shadow steppinofficial hop irken
401 posts
Location: Tucson USA


Posted:
one night i was sitting on a bench near a traffic light. the light turns red and a pick up stops. there are 2 guys in the back one dressed like a mummy one like a werewolf and then another guy in the passenger seat dressed like richard nixon. there bumping the YMCA song and im just starin at um. then they notice im staring. so the guys in the back jump up and the guy in the passenger seat gets out of the truck and the wolf man, mummy and richard nixon all start doing the YMCA dance right in the street. no it was not halloween. it blew my forkin mind.

In my hands I hold your smile and in my heart it runs so wild You are the one you are unique I'm so in love you make me weak And the reason that I feel is like a shadow from a light so if you have the chance to be with me be my shadow in the night


_Stix_Pooh-Bah
2,419 posts
Location: la-la land


Posted:
got a fone call from my sister today telling me that someone had called her to say the my flat was on fire.. needless to say I rushed home to find a single lonley gas man dealing with a little leak in the flat upstairs..

still freaked me out - to think of all my stuff wet dripping and covered in soot.. thank someone for small mercies.. it could have been so much worse.

I honour you as an aspect of myself..

You are never to old to storm a bouncey castle..


Mistress AuroraHot Schtuff
1,032 posts
Location: Stillwater,OK/Wichita Falls,TX


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Narr:
well just read this tread and had nothing to add clicked teh back button on my browser and it went to Yesterdays menu page!
That has been happening alot to me also! Only sometimes it is not yesterdays menu page, but from several days ago! Don't know how or why it is doing that, but it gets on my nerves sometimes


RISK: Do not follow the common path; Go where there is no path and leave a trail.


vultureninemember
46 posts
Location: minneapolis


Posted:
one halloween i went to a college town to partake in an appatent street party that i was told would be a blast. i was dressed as a toucan in a suit. there were more college sports fans than people dressed up so i was somehow mistaken for some sort of mascot. i was repeatedly lifted away and held down so people could pose for pictures with me. i was then pushed into an slow moving car and knocked to the ground. a circle of people gathered around me pointing their fingers and laughing. as i was then trying to leave some drunk girl came out of a bar, started laughing and ripping my feathers off of my costume. she didn't stop untill i lifted my huge toucan head off and started to hit her with a plastic cane. she stopped laughing after that. a very surreal experience. oh, i was also recently mugged for an apple. weird.

Captain HazzardBRONZE Member
Ninja (shhhh, don't tell)
420 posts
Location: Truro, UK


Posted:
at a club once i swear that everyone started looking at me. the events staff and the dancers all started it, and they went round the crowd, til most people were looking at me.

in my tiny mind i thought it was because i was such a rad dancer!

one of the organisers even went over to my group of mates and told them to dance near me so it wouldnt be so obvious.

i was so freaked out.

in the car park afterwards my mate who i was staying with said he'd got us a ride to a party. at the house where we were taken was all of the organisers, djs and dancers from the event.

i was sitting down quietly, desperately trying not to spin out, when one of the guys brought in a box and put it under his chair. some of the others said to him

"not yet, its too early for him"

meanwhile everyone was still looking at me. i couldnt handle it anymore so i left rather rapidly.

all my friends later said that nothing was going on, and i'd imagined it. when they were saying this they were all looking at each quite shiftily i thought.

i've never had any light shed on this night. oh, and i've also never taken anymore "chemical stimulants"!

I only wanted to be 16... and free


SupaflyBRONZE Member
TNT
173 posts
Location: Charlotte, NC, USA


Posted:
Here are a couple: Drank kerosene when I was baby, docs told my mom to give me last rites cause there is no way I'd make it past midnight and I somehow pulled through (got baptized while I was in a coma). Got out of the hospital and proceed to cut my right index finger off just 3 months later (still haven't found that little nub, think a dog must've run off with it!) Then accidentally drank for big gulps of gasoline and oil (chainsaw fuel) when I was 23 and had nice flashbacks. Still alive and kicking though!

I was hiking in Zion National Park, Utah last summer and was talking to my dad and brother about this girl I used to date. That afternoon, we hiked up to this really secluded spot where there was a beautiful waterfall and no one around. Next thing I know, the same exact ex-girlfriend comes walking around the corner with her family. I hadn't seen her in about 10 years and then run into her at the top of a mountain 1500 miles away. Kinda weird.

Fear the evil monkey!


SpannerBRONZE Member
remembers when it was all fields round here
2,790 posts
Location: in the works... somewhere..., United Kingdom


Posted:
Something strange happened to me when I was returning home from spinning on Southampton Common...

I was looking for a taxi to hail while heading home when a woman stumbled towards me asking me to help her. She had blood all over her hands and was too drunk to remember what happened. I helped her round the corner and home where her landlord helped me clean up her hands.

As soon as that was done, they kept offering me more cheese, cigarettes and cognac than is healthy , telling me that I was now under protection of the Russian mafia , showing me photographs of their family back home... So I chilled for a while with them, then they came outside with me when I told them I'd better hail that taxi. The woman even wanted to pay for my fare back home. When I politely declined and got into the taxi, she ran into her house and returned with a huge melon to sit on my lap. And away we went.

The melon's still in my cupboard as a reminder of the most surreal thing that has ever happened to me

"I thought you are man, but
you are nice woman.

yay,

:R"


funkymonkymember
192 posts
Location: oxford


Posted:
Reading 2002.... just watched Aphex Twin and was fully sober, so i thought i'd better do something about it... sit outside the tent and the BIGGEST set of dudes come and sit next to me i'm not feeling at all intimadated, and still shaking from all the dancing, i turn causaly to this dude... who is MASSIVE.... and ask him to role my joint. he looks at me like i've just refered to his mother as the dirty slut who screws for coke in my town, opens his mouth, and proceeds to chat to me for the next half. ok so talking to random people isn't a big deal.... but i when have the most worrying mind gap between leaving the arena and getting back to the tent where i found i'd been gone for about 3 hours , had 2 joints in my pocket which i know weren't there before, and a poloroid of me, a bunch of people i don't know...


thats one of the strangest... either that or staying with my ex girlfriend for 2 years when i didn't really like her that much at all...... hmmmm

tadpoleGOLD Member
enthusiast
200 posts
Location: Harare, Zimbabwe, United Kingdom


Posted:
Read the Celestine prophecies - life becomes the weirdest thing after that...

Don't worry, be happy...


StebbinsBRONZE Member
10th degree spoon weilder
171 posts
Location: Halifax, Canada (currently in Korea)


Posted:
You most likely wont belive me but here it goes. I once awoke to find myself in a glass tube filled with green water. Standing above me were men in uniform and white lab coats.. in a rage, razor sharp claws sprang from my hands ripping through my foes... I ran though the remains of the shattered lab trying to find out who I am.. I have been on the run to this day.......

-Beeaaatch please, I'm the macaroni with the cheese.
-This message will self destruct in 10 seconds.


Frazzlemember
105 posts
Location: Worcestershire,England


Posted:
I once had a dream that I went on the Trisha show with three girls from my old school. The next day one of the girls was actually on Trisha! She'd gone a bit crazy and was making porn films with an 86 year old man! Very bizarre!

Happiness is a journey,not a destination


RixatrixBRONZE Member
paranoid of gov't conspiracies
217 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by shadow steppin:
one night i was sitting on a bench near a traffic light. the light turns red and a pick up stops. there are 2 guys in the back one dressed like a mummy one like a werewolf and then another guy in the passenger seat dressed like richard nixon. there bumping the YMCA song and im just starin at um. then they notice im staring. so the guys in the back jump up and the guy in the passenger seat gets out of the truck and the wolf man, mummy and richard nixon all start doing the YMCA dance right in the street. no it was not halloween. it blew my forkin mind.
i would have loved to see that!~ hilarious!

RixatrixBRONZE Member
paranoid of gov't conspiracies
217 posts
Location: USA


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Eera:
A badger chased me down the high street in Clapham. Really.
a badger really chased you? that's awsome! did it have rabies or anything?

shadow steppinofficial hop irken
401 posts
Location: Tucson USA


Posted:
did you try poking it with a spoon?

In my hands I hold your smile and in my heart it runs so wild You are the one you are unique I'm so in love you make me weak And the reason that I feel is like a shadow from a light so if you have the chance to be with me be my shadow in the night


elise_bmember
104 posts
Location: southern cali


Posted:
okay the wierdest thing that didn't involve drug use is the hardest to explain...


i was having one of those nightmares where you think you are screaming for someone to wake you up but, you are not...



i was struggleing with some " bad force" (for lack of a better description) to stay on my bed & not be tugged & pulled up in the air...

the next morning when i was awake, i examined my ribcage for evidence of this real feeling of i struggle...


i had REALLY long, thin, handlike markings...like broken capilaries in this wierd shape...

it freaked my mom out hehehe & me...

i've had people give me thier ideas of explantion, (i.e."maybe you were all rapped up in your sheet?") who knows...

Catch a Fire-Bob Marley


Sic Kittymember
167 posts
Location: Richlands, North Carolina, USA


Posted:
lmfao some pretty weird shit goes on doesn't it??

my fav is still the YMCA mummy, werewolf and Nixon

You've just been attacked by:
SIC KITTY!
*cackles maniacally*
I suffer...*sob*...because I am better.

I don't really believe that.... *coughs*


Posted:
quote:
Originally posted by Eera:
A badger chased me down the high street in Clapham. Really.
Really, it wasn't me!

dj_retromember
87 posts
Location: Oklahoma, USA


Posted:
I was at a local corner store last night buying a cigar and the lady was on the phone to the police. i hear her say something about there being someone passed out. me and a few other ppl in the shop go tot he window and there is this guy just laying on the corner of the sidewalk. it was rather funny.

<( ' ' )>
Fear the Kirby


Sic Kittymember
167 posts
Location: Richlands, North Carolina, USA


Posted:
this is my longest running thread ever

*sniff* i luv u ppl

You've just been attacked by:
SIC KITTY!
*cackles maniacally*
I suffer...*sob*...because I am better.

I don't really believe that.... *coughs*


Sir_Sheepold hand
725 posts
Location: Chester, UK


Posted:
Walking through Russel Square on the way to work this morning, I was accosted by a squirrel.

Damn thing nearly followed me into work...Clinging onto my trouser leg.

And the strory on the bottom of this page 'Evil' badger freaks familymust have been pretty strange.

Spoiling Christmas for small children since 2003.


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
he must have been lonely and needed a new friend....

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


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