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Posted:
simple tell me you fav quote.
"some will understand."- buddah
simple tell me you fav quote.
"some will understand."- buddah
some will understand. -buddah
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gone crazy, back soon, leave a message at the beep
full blown batsh*t crazy and still holding down a productive job!!
gone crazy, back soon, leave a message at the beep
full blown batsh*t crazy and still holding down a productive job!!
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
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Posted:
We don't need no education -- Floyd
have you been born yet and are you alive? -- Morrison
Those who can, do... Those who cannot, teach... Those who cannot teach, administrate. -- Murphy
All warfare is based on deception. -- Tzu
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. -- Shaw
And many, many, many more. Not too original, huh?
We don't need no education -- Floyd
have you been born yet and are you alive? -- Morrison
Those who can, do... Those who cannot, teach... Those who cannot teach, administrate. -- Murphy
All warfare is based on deception. -- Tzu
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing nothing. -- Shaw
And many, many, many more. Not too original, huh?
Live and let live
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Posted:
Read a couple of goodies recently will post more as I find them
"the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams" eleanor roosevelt
If you have struggled yet persisted with learning even the most basic moves you will appreciate this one all the more- "Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared beleive that something inside them was superior to circumstance" - possibly from General Lee(dind't quite work for him;-))
'I dare to beleive I will never become so good at something that I cannot be taught or so bad at something that I cannot teach someone else' Me just now after thinking about that last quote, and remembering once when a fellow newbie(and self professed expert) of fire would not let me touch her poi untill the last of the kero was gone, then let me play with the black lifeless balls, only to then harrass me for the next hour too teach her all I knew that she did not.
'No event will ever disturb us quite so much as the meaning we choose to give it.' paraphrased from Epictectus - Greek Philosoper BC
Whenever I decide to do something completely unexpected, someone invariably tells me why I cannot, I queitly tell them this phrase and go about doing it anyway.
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unresonable man" - George Berhard Shaw
I do ramble when I'm tired, I hope you all like the quotes, more to follow soon Gotta go sleep.
Kiwi G
Read a couple of goodies recently will post more as I find them
"the future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams" eleanor roosevelt
If you have struggled yet persisted with learning even the most basic moves you will appreciate this one all the more- "Nothing splendid has ever been achieved except by those who dared beleive that something inside them was superior to circumstance" - possibly from General Lee(dind't quite work for him;-))
'I dare to beleive I will never become so good at something that I cannot be taught or so bad at something that I cannot teach someone else' Me just now after thinking about that last quote, and remembering once when a fellow newbie(and self professed expert) of fire would not let me touch her poi untill the last of the kero was gone, then let me play with the black lifeless balls, only to then harrass me for the next hour too teach her all I knew that she did not.
'No event will ever disturb us quite so much as the meaning we choose to give it.' paraphrased from Epictectus - Greek Philosoper BC
Whenever I decide to do something completely unexpected, someone invariably tells me why I cannot, I queitly tell them this phrase and go about doing it anyway.
"The reasonable man adapts himself to the world. The unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unresonable man" - George Berhard Shaw
I do ramble when I'm tired, I hope you all like the quotes, more to follow soon Gotta go sleep.
Kiwi G
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Location: Dartmouth, N.S., Canada
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Posted:
Have you ever seen him run?
You mean sideways?
Have you ever seen him run?
You mean sideways?
there'll be no angels
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Posted:
"you ever seen a catfish ridin' on the back of a yella jackass?"
it's from some really dodgy western. yella meaning yellow but with the accent it's 'yella'!!
hehe
"you ever seen a catfish ridin' on the back of a yella jackass?"
it's from some really dodgy western. yella meaning yellow but with the accent it's 'yella'!!
hehe
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
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Location: Halifax, N.S
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Location: Halifax, N.S
Posted:
guys you made me ink. -finding nemo
guys you made me ink. -finding nemo
some will understand. -buddah
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Posted:
well, from a movie it would have to be:
"Gentelmen, we have a blind date with destiny, and she just ordered the lobster!"
-the shoveler, 'mystery men'
from a literary source:
"the great tragedy of men is not that they perish, but that they cease to love."
-W. Somerset Maughn
from a friend:
"I was just telling Sara K. that I have no particular segway between being stone cold sober and really wasted, and then she kicked her glass of water across the room."
-Jewels
[ 13. November 2003, 08:08: Message edited by: vanize ]
well, from a movie it would have to be:
"Gentelmen, we have a blind date with destiny, and she just ordered the lobster!"
-the shoveler, 'mystery men'
from a literary source:
"the great tragedy of men is not that they perish, but that they cease to love."
-W. Somerset Maughn
from a friend:
"I was just telling Sara K. that I have no particular segway between being stone cold sober and really wasted, and then she kicked her glass of water across the room."
-Jewels
[ 13. November 2003, 08:08: Message edited by: vanize ]
-v-
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Posted:
"I will not lose, for even in defeat is a valuable lesson learned so it evens it up for me"
A lyric taken from a Jay-Z record that seems very appropriate!
"I will not lose, for even in defeat is a valuable lesson learned so it evens it up for me"
A lyric taken from a Jay-Z record that seems very appropriate!
My state of mind is not yours to define!
There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
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"Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth!"
"Friendship is like pissing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its true warmth!"
TAJ "boat mummy." VALURA "yes sweetie you went on a boat, was daddy there with you?" TAJ "no, but monkey on boat" VALURA "well then sweetie, Daddy WAS there with you"
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Location: Halifax, N.S
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Posted:
"triangle? my names not triangle. "
my gf
"triangle? my names not triangle. "
my gf
some will understand. -buddah
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"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first"
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first"
Sunshine..pyrogyrogurl aka imafiredancergurl
"Dont Worry BE Hippie"
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ummmmmmm.............
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Posted:
'Smile.....it confuses people.'
'Smile.....it confuses people.'
Only when the last tree has died
and the last river has been poisoned
and the last fish has been caught
will we realise that we
cannot eat money.
Cree Indian, 1909
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Posted:
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses
You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses
My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely 
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Location: Tampa, Florida, USA
HoP is teh suxor.
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Location: Tampa, Florida, USA
Posted:
What? No Bill Hicks?
What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didnt it?
Are there moths on their way to the sun now going "Its gonna be worth it!"
-Bill Hicks
I don't do drugs anymore, than, I'd say the average touring funk band. I had to add it up. No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs, I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth- I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day. Sorry.
-Bill Hicks
But I know we all can’t stay here forever,
so I want to write my words on the face of today and then they’ll paint it.
-Shannon Hoon
my signature is also the
late great prophet Bill Hicks
What? No Bill Hicks?
What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didnt it?
Are there moths on their way to the sun now going "Its gonna be worth it!"
-Bill Hicks
I don't do drugs anymore, than, I'd say the average touring funk band. I had to add it up. No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs, I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth- I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day. Sorry.
-Bill Hicks
But I know we all can’t stay here forever,
so I want to write my words on the face of today and then they’ll paint it.
-Shannon Hoon
my signature is also the
late great prophet Bill Hicks
Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
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Location: Tampa, Florida, USA
HoP is teh suxor.
425 posts
Location: Tampa, Florida, USA
Posted:
What? No Bill Hicks?
What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didnt it?
Are there moths on their way to the sun now going "Its gonna be worth it!"
-Bill Hicks
I don't do drugs anymore, than, I'd say the average touring funk band. I had to add it up. No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs, I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth- I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day. Sorry.
-Bill Hicks
But I know we all can’t stay here forever,
so I want to write my words on the face of today and then they’ll paint it.
-Shannon Hoon
my signature is also the
late great prophet Bill Hicks
What? No Bill Hicks?
What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didnt it?
Are there moths on their way to the sun now going "Its gonna be worth it!"
-Bill Hicks
I don't do drugs anymore, than, I'd say the average touring funk band. I had to add it up. No, I don't do drugs anymore, either. But I'll tell you something about drugs, I used to do drugs, but I'll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it's not a very popular idea, you don't hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth- I had a great time doing drugs. Sorry. Never murdered anyone, never robbed anyone, never raped anyone, never beat anyone, never lost a job, a car, a house, a wife or kids, laughed my ass off, and went about my day. Sorry.
-Bill Hicks
But I know we all can’t stay here forever,
so I want to write my words on the face of today and then they’ll paint it.
-Shannon Hoon
my signature is also the
late great prophet Bill Hicks
Once in a while you get shown the light
in the strangest of places if you look at it right.
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Location: St. Paul, MN USA
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Location: St. Paul, MN USA
Posted:
Here's a few of my favorites:
"The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization."
"When you are dancing with your partner, for that two & a half minutes, you are in love with each other. You're corresponding with each other by the moves that you make. It's a love affair, between you and your partner and the music. You feel the music, you feel your partner, she feels you and she feels the music. So there the three of you are together. You've got a triangle, you know. Which one do you love best?"
~Frankie Manning
"We should consider every day lost in which we do not Dance at least once."
~Nietzsche
"Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves, whistle and dance the shimmy and you've got an audience."
~Diogenes
"Women have to do everything that a man does, but backwards and in high heels!"
~Ginger Rogers
(Sorry, an entire section of my Quote Journal is devoted to dance quotes)
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ makes it harder but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
~Bjarne Straustrup
And of those of you discussing infinity...
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
~Steven Wright
.:~* cage *~:.
Here's a few of my favorites:
"The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization."
"When you are dancing with your partner, for that two & a half minutes, you are in love with each other. You're corresponding with each other by the moves that you make. It's a love affair, between you and your partner and the music. You feel the music, you feel your partner, she feels you and she feels the music. So there the three of you are together. You've got a triangle, you know. Which one do you love best?"
~Frankie Manning
"We should consider every day lost in which we do not Dance at least once."
~Nietzsche
"Discourse on virtue and they pass by in droves, whistle and dance the shimmy and you've got an audience."
~Diogenes
"Women have to do everything that a man does, but backwards and in high heels!"
~Ginger Rogers
(Sorry, an entire section of my Quote Journal is devoted to dance quotes)
"C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot, C++ makes it harder but when you do, it blows away your whole leg."
~Bjarne Straustrup
And of those of you discussing infinity...
"Black holes are where God divided by zero."
~Steven Wright
.:~* cage *~:.
Without further guilding the lily and with no more ado, I bid you farewell and sweet dreams...
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Location: Halifax, N.S
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Location: Halifax, N.S
Posted:
love and peace!!!!,love and peace!!!!!-vash the stampede
love and peace!!!!,love and peace!!!!!-vash the stampede
some will understand. -buddah
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Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
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Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria
Posted:
i know it said one quote but i have way too many
"And when i look around i see we are all the same. Yet different ways to express how we are feeling. Your silence keeps you in line. Helps you to push the blame. But my intensity doesnt deserve any guilt or shame."
Big D and the Kids Table: "learning to listen"
"Chill Winston" from lock, stock, and two smoking barrels
"And now; what we all came to see: Hardcore Nudity" Troy McLure from the simpsons
"mmmmmm fried chicken"
-homer simpson
"but Homer you cant let a single bad experience scare you away from drugs. You are not afraid are you?"
-DR. Hibbert to Homer
"I like fun"
-my mate elliott after a looooooong night.
"thats great, now do a backflip"
-repeated too many times by all my mates. originated at 5 am at a skatepark in the middle of Austria.
"We had bongs during the seventies and look what hapened to me"
-my amazingly hilarious drama teacher
"you know beer is not only a breakfast drink"
"I wanted to slap that b*tch silly"
"im a confused man"
-all three of the above by my amazing economics teacher
"This is not chemistry this is group sex"
"for the next experiment, we will need lit cigarettes. Back Row! Do the honours..."
-my russian chem teacher to us during an experiment
"you know Konsti, I was always amazed how much bullsh!t you could talk instantly during class"
-my Theory of Knowledge teacher after graduation
"konsti ur eyes are really red. Why dont you read the next ten pages out loud"
-my theory of knowledge teacher, actualy teaching me the valuable lesson that substances and school dont mix
ahhhhh memories
i know it said one quote but i have way too many
"And when i look around i see we are all the same. Yet different ways to express how we are feeling. Your silence keeps you in line. Helps you to push the blame. But my intensity doesnt deserve any guilt or shame."
Big D and the Kids Table: "learning to listen"
"Chill Winston" from lock, stock, and two smoking barrels
"And now; what we all came to see: Hardcore Nudity" Troy McLure from the simpsons
"mmmmmm fried chicken"
-homer simpson
"but Homer you cant let a single bad experience scare you away from drugs. You are not afraid are you?"
-DR. Hibbert to Homer
"I like fun"
-my mate elliott after a looooooong night.
"thats great, now do a backflip"
-repeated too many times by all my mates. originated at 5 am at a skatepark in the middle of Austria.
"We had bongs during the seventies and look what hapened to me"
-my amazingly hilarious drama teacher
"you know beer is not only a breakfast drink"
"I wanted to slap that b*tch silly"
"im a confused man"
-all three of the above by my amazing economics teacher
"This is not chemistry this is group sex"
"for the next experiment, we will need lit cigarettes. Back Row! Do the honours..."
-my russian chem teacher to us during an experiment
"you know Konsti, I was always amazed how much bullsh!t you could talk instantly during class"
-my Theory of Knowledge teacher after graduation
"konsti ur eyes are really red. Why dont you read the next ten pages out loud"
-my theory of knowledge teacher, actualy teaching me the valuable lesson that substances and school dont mix
ahhhhh memories
"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer
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Posted:
Hope no ones said this:
"If sex is a Pain in the Arse, Turn over!"
This next ones a bit long, but please, take the time to read it, its funny, or red it when ur stoned, ull appresheate (cant spell) it more:
A MILLENNIUM PRAYER FOR THE
STRESSED IN RESOURCES
Grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change.
The courage to change things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hind the bodies of the people that I had to kill today, because they got on my nerves.
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to give 100% at work,
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
And 5% Friday
And help me to remember….
When I'm having a bad day and it seems people are trying to wind me up….
It takes 42 muscles to frown
28 to smile
And only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth….
Grr to the massave
Hope no ones said this:
"If sex is a Pain in the Arse, Turn over!"
This next ones a bit long, but please, take the time to read it, its funny, or red it when ur stoned, ull appresheate (cant spell) it more:
A MILLENNIUM PRAYER FOR THE
STRESSED IN RESOURCES
Grant me the serenity to accept things I cannot change.
The courage to change things I cannot accept.
And the wisdom to hind the bodies of the people that I had to kill today, because they got on my nerves.
And also help me to be careful of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to give 100% at work,
12% Monday
23% Tuesday
40% Wednesday
20% Thursday
And 5% Friday
And help me to remember….
When I'm having a bad day and it seems people are trying to wind me up….
It takes 42 muscles to frown
28 to smile
And only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth….
Grr to the massave
"if i jump in the fire, will you?"
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Location: USA, wishing I was in SA
Posted:
"we do not inherit the earth from our fathers , we borrow it from our children" = old hindi saying
its cliche , but hey ... "never , never .....never , give up" = winston 'the man' churchill
"we can send a man into space in '65, but we only get self adheasive stamps in '98 !? thanks for inventing 'the sticker' !" = gary gulman
"we do not inherit the earth from our fathers , we borrow it from our children" = old hindi saying
its cliche , but hey ... "never , never .....never , give up" = winston 'the man' churchill
"we can send a man into space in '65, but we only get self adheasive stamps in '98 !? thanks for inventing 'the sticker' !" = gary gulman
i like breaking the Law 
, of Gravity 
!
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Posted:
There is no poor weather, only poor clothing- Nicolai Drezhdov (sp?)
There is no poor weather, only poor clothing- Nicolai Drezhdov (sp?)
take the schneak-tip
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journeyman
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Location: United Kingdom
journeyman
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Location: United Kingdom
Posted:
"that woman deserves to die...but then, so do we....so we''ll just see....wont we."
killbill vol 2
"that woman deserves to die...but then, so do we....so we''ll just see....wont we."
killbill vol 2
YEY! i got the poi down form under the motorway bridge!
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Posted:
"only those who attempt the absurd achive the impossible"
albert einstien
"only those who attempt the absurd achive the impossible"
albert einstien
*******all the children are insane*******
overlord and maggot king
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Location: heathmont, victoria, australia
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Location: heathmont, victoria, australia
Posted:
and suddenly i heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door, did you hear me rapping? -eric draven- -the crow-
and suddenly i heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door, did you hear me rapping? -eric draven- -the crow-
welcome back to kermits mad land.
wont you join my teaparty.
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Location: Leeds, UK
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300 posts
Location: Leeds, UK
Posted:
that is fantastic!!! so true...
i have lots of dumb movie ones that don't really sound as good out of context
"Death by stereo..." - The Lost Boys
"You're a creature of the night Michael. A goddam bloodsucking vampire just like out of a comic book. You just wait til Mum finds out." - The Lost Boys
"One thing I never could stomach about Santa Carla - all the damn vampires" - The Lost Boys
ok so they are all from The Lost Boys but it IS the greatest film ever
Written by: ...{homemadeSA}...
"we can send a man into space in '65, but we only get self adheasive stamps in '98 !? thanks for inventing 'the sticker' !" = gary gulman
that is fantastic!!! so true...
i have lots of dumb movie ones that don't really sound as good out of context
"Death by stereo..." - The Lost Boys
"You're a creature of the night Michael. A goddam bloodsucking vampire just like out of a comic book. You just wait til Mum finds out." - The Lost Boys
"One thing I never could stomach about Santa Carla - all the damn vampires" - The Lost Boys
ok so they are all from The Lost Boys but it IS the greatest film ever
animals who are not penguins can only wish they were
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Posted:
a fav of mine is "foolishness shouts, wisdom whispers"
a fav of mine is "foolishness shouts, wisdom whispers"
An eye for an eye only ends up making the whole world blind
Give a man a fish and he'll eat 4 a day hit a man with a brick and you can have all his fish and his wife
"Will's to pretty for prison" - Simian
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Location: brizvegas, Australia
Posted:
here's a few of my fave movie quotes of all time...from one of my fave movies of all time...it is, of course, empire records!!!
"I DO NOT REGRET THE THINGS I HAVE DONE, BUT THOSE I DID NOT DO!" (lucas)
"i went to rock and roll heaven, and i wasn't on the guest list" (debra)
and last but not least...
jane: what are you doing later?
joe: i don't know. i'm either going to jail or hell i can't decide.
here's a few of my fave movie quotes of all time...from one of my fave movies of all time...it is, of course, empire records!!!
"I DO NOT REGRET THE THINGS I HAVE DONE, BUT THOSE I DID NOT DO!" (lucas)
"i went to rock and roll heaven, and i wasn't on the guest list" (debra)
and last but not least...
jane: what are you doing later?
joe: i don't know. i'm either going to jail or hell i can't decide.
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good to eat!
if at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished!
smile! :grin: it confuses people!
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A Meerkat that eats chicken
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Location: Cambridge UK
A Meerkat that eats chicken
194 posts
Location: Cambridge UK
Posted:
When the doors of perception are cleansed then things will appear as they truly are
When the doors of perception are cleansed then things will appear as they truly are
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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
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Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia
Posted:
hmm....
There is apparently one about Albert Aienstein being drunk, but I dont remember it.
"Don't think you can...know you can! Your human body is the most impressive tool that you will ever own. Even if you can't control everything...you can always control something. Your body - Use it...Amuse it...because one day...you're going to lose it."- Jeff Hardy
"I would definitely love to be in love. I now have my career in line, and it would be nice to come across someone who can be my best friend. it's not a sexual thing. The best relationships between men and women are built on friendships. Whenever I do fall in love, I will be more giving than anyone else ever could be. I feel like I have a lot of good qualities to offer someone. I would make them feel like the Queen of the World and like their birthday was every day."
"I want people to realize that it's not ridiculous to have a dream and try to obtain it. Go for it."
"If you don't stand for something....you'll fall for anything."
^^ All From Matt Hardy
The person behind me paid $380 to see the back of my sign"
^^ Someones sign at a wrestling event last year.
You laugh because I’m different I laugh because you're all the same
Dream as if you'll live forever...live as if you'll die
^^ Random quotes
And I have more somewhere, I just cant find them
hmm....
There is apparently one about Albert Aienstein being drunk, but I dont remember it.
"Don't think you can...know you can! Your human body is the most impressive tool that you will ever own. Even if you can't control everything...you can always control something. Your body - Use it...Amuse it...because one day...you're going to lose it."- Jeff Hardy
"I would definitely love to be in love. I now have my career in line, and it would be nice to come across someone who can be my best friend. it's not a sexual thing. The best relationships between men and women are built on friendships. Whenever I do fall in love, I will be more giving than anyone else ever could be. I feel like I have a lot of good qualities to offer someone. I would make them feel like the Queen of the World and like their birthday was every day."
"I want people to realize that it's not ridiculous to have a dream and try to obtain it. Go for it."
"If you don't stand for something....you'll fall for anything."
^^ All From Matt Hardy
The person behind me paid $380 to see the back of my sign"
^^ Someones sign at a wrestling event last year.
You laugh because I’m different I laugh because you're all the same
Dream as if you'll live forever...live as if you'll die
^^ Random quotes
And I have more somewhere, I just cant find them
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