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Flipmodius


member
Location: Halifax, N.S

Total posts: 103
Posted:simple tell me you fav quote.

"some will understand."- buddah


some will understand. -buddah

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*PiPeR*


*PiPeR*

stranger
Location: Australia

Total posts: 38
Posted:'Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday, and all is well'

and

'These things seem small and insignificant, like far off mountains turned into clouds'

meditate


~*PiPeR*~

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StoneT
BRONZE Member since Jun 2004

StoneT

Member
Location: Plymouth, UK

Total posts: 114
Posted:"Water without a hippopotamus is so much more managable than water with one."
From: 'Life of Pi' -Man-Booker prize winner. (can't remember author)

And
"As far as mathematics refer to reality they are not certain,
And as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."

Albert Einstein.


Mags - watching police torches drawing closer - runs over to his poi:
"Maybe now would be a good time to have another burn, we might not get another chance..."

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meep
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

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Location: Midlands - nr cov

Total posts: 344
Posted:"If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, be prepared to hear an answer you don't like"

"Worrying works; 99% of the things i worry about never happen"


"But what would you do with a brain if you had one?"

Dorothy Gale

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Madam Flame
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

Madam Flame

Satisfying HOPs Lust For Fire
Location: Salem, Oregon

Total posts: 308
Posted:Don't knock on Death's door...ring the bell & run. He Hates that!

Never settle for normal.devil
Average thinking brings average results.

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_Aime_
SILVER Member since Jan 2004

_Aime_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hastings

Total posts: 4172
Posted:'Garlic bread?! its the future' - peter kay

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Xopher (aka Mr. Clean)


enthusiast
Location: Hoboken, New Jersey, USA

Total posts: 456
Posted:"Things that made the obscure obvious by overturning overturned." - Samuel R. Delany, Dhalgren

If you have trouble parsing that, IM me.


"If you didn't like something the first time, the cud won't be any good either." --Elsie the Cow, Ruminations

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Huff


Huff

stranger
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 18
Posted:How about some of Churchill's quotes. Some of them were quite frankly very cutting.

And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober.
* to a lady who accused him of being drunk

This is the sort of pedantry up with which I will not put."
* (Purportedly upon being accused of ending his sentances with prepositions. Had he said "This is the sort of pedantry I will not put up with.", he would have committed the same offense he was accused of.)

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
* (But WC's black cat, Nelson, is reputed to have had a chair at Cabinet.)


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wouac
GOLD Member since Jul 2004

wouac

Poi-tato
Location: Iceberg 319

Total posts: 183
Posted:If youre ever caught talking to yourself jump point to a chair and yell he started it, that way they won't think youre crazy.

If youre ever asked to walk a mile in another mans shoes, do so not only do you have another pair of shoes but youre a mile away from the man.

Ones never alone with a rubber duck-Douglas Adams


It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with potato's.

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ber seal


The Official London juggling ber spy. shh! dont tell any one
Location: the world (London)

Total posts: 419
Posted:if you want good Quotes.
then this guy is the best I can find.
Immortal Technique.

and just so conservatives dont take it to heart.
I dont think bush did it cos he is'ot that smart.
hes just a stupid puppet taking orders on his cell phone.
from the same people that sabotaged senator well-stone

from the song: The cause of death.
Album: Revolutionary Vol. 2.
there is to many good quotes on this album.


When people says "plz" cause its shorter than "please" I say "no" cause its shorter than "yes"

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Huff


Huff

stranger
Location: London, UK

Total posts: 18
Posted:'Cue the sun'
That bloke from The Truman Show


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Shifty Twin


Shifty Twin

newbie
Location: Gloucestershire

Total posts: 26
Posted:"Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time"

that has to be the greatest moto i have ever heard


smile, life is grand

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Hanz


Hanz

veteran
Location: Bendigo, Vic, Australia

Total posts: 1328
Posted:Written by: Huff

And you, madam, are ugly. But in the morning I shall be sober.
* to a lady who accused him of being drunk




Thats Churchill? someone told me it was Einstein.
I was also told it was:
"Your Drunk!"
"I may be drunk, but in the morning, I will be sober. But you, you will always be ugly."

"The best way to have something named after you is to be the first to discover it, or the first to die from it."

This was said to one of my mates.
"King, your drunk again?!"
"No, I'm just exhausted coz I've been up all night drinking."


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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:I had lots, but most of my favs come from operation flashpoint:

One death is a tragedy, a million deaths is a statistic' - stalin
When the game is over, the king and the pawn go back in the same box - italian proverb
as to you, life, i reckon you are the leavings of many deaths. no doubt i have died, myself ten thousand times before - walt someone
Much good work is lost for the want of a little more - Edward Harriman
I know not what weapons world war three will be fought, but world war four will be waged with sticks and stones - albert einstein
It is well that war is so terrible, for otherwise we would grow fond of it - Robert E Lee

have others, will post one day, when im awake


"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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stickman


World Champ Procrastinator
Location: ||...lost...||

Total posts: 580
Posted:my fav quote comes from a book by russel banks called 'rule of the bone'.. awesome book by the way.

"Up to you, bone."
its extremely simple, but its something ive come to live by, just because i hate making decisions for someone else. i think everyone should make their own choices.. ill be glad to give my opinion, but ill never tell anyone what to do..


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Ifrit
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

Ifrit

The GF of HoP
Location: Somerset, England

Total posts: 492
Posted:Just cause its in my head at the mo, "As long as we have opposable thumbs we will fight you!"

Taken from the new GTA, Zeros strand just after shooting up the mini planes with the mini-gun.

It has a resonance that cries out to my battle computer game enemies through out my life biggrin


fire leads to creation

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stickman


World Champ Procrastinator
Location: ||...lost...||

Total posts: 580
Posted:"when the blind lead the blind, do they not all fall into a ditch?" - dunno the actual person credit should go to but my psycho french teacher used to say it

"an eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" - Ghandi

"Life is like a box of chocolates: you never know what youre gonna get. In your case life is more like a box of LIVE GRANADES!!" - Stewie to Lois (Family Guy)

my signature


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Bretch


Bretch

enthusiast
Location: Cork, Ireland at present

Total posts: 247
Posted:These only a couple of quotes written on my guitar when travelling Oz

Live your dreams, don't dream you life - Miri (Germany)
The More you live, the less you die - Alex (US)


I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....

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roarfire
SILVER Member since Jul 2004

roarfire

comfortably numb
Location: The countryside

Total posts: 2676
Posted:My friend said about the stereotypes of sex with hippies, he's the best!

"There's not really any hippy stereotyping with sex, but I'd like to in a combi van, while on acid, with lots of flowers around"

Funniest quote ever in my books.


.All things are beautiful if we take the time to look.

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Bretch


Bretch

enthusiast
Location: Cork, Ireland at present

Total posts: 247
Posted:Quote or fantasy ubblol ubblol censored

I used to be indecisive, but I'm not so sure now.....

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Domino
SILVER Member since May 2004

UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK

Total posts: 757
Posted:RED GREEN

Life is a fatal disease and we're all dying from it, one day at a time.

At an elegant dinner party, Lady Astor once leaned across the table to remark, "If you were my husband, Winston, I'd poison your coffee."
Churchill immediately replied: "And if you were my wife, I'd drink it."

Don't let the bastards get you down

Al sal kom rik (I think) = All will come right = No worries

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission. -- I think I made that one up but I might have heard it somewhere

Lots of Pratchett ones

There's loads more that I can think of but I'd add them at some point


Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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*PiPeR*

stranger
Location: Australia

Total posts: 38
Posted:"Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday, and all is well'' - unknown

"These things seem small and insignificant, like far off mountains turned into clouds" - unknown

"Never eat more than you can lift" - Miss Piggy

ubbrollsmile


~*PiPeR*~

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:I can't be bothered going through my quotes to find my favourite ones, yet I have been bothered to go through this entire thread, and after the teacher ones, I would like to post some thing my International Studies teacher said:

John: Why is Abraham Lincoln so famous?
Teacher: He has a beard.

It looks like a duck, it quacks like a duck, but it's not a duck, it's a part of China (he's talking about Taiwan in case you couldn't figure it out! lol!)

and the BEST one!

When talking about a free lecure coming up:
Luke: Do I have to go?
teacher: no Luke, you can sit on the oval and masturbate for all I care!

there were more, I just can't remember them!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Konsti


Konsti

lovable smart-ass
Location: vineyards, Vienna, Austria

Total posts: 785
Posted:"i wanna know what its like to feel things about stuff"
fry, futurama, i think---


"is optimism in austria just a lack of information?"
-Alfred Dorfer

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Mint Sauce
BRONZE Member since Sep 2003

veteran
Location: Lancs England

Total posts: 1453
Posted:ability never lives up to its expectations.

before i met those lot i thought they'd be a bunch of dreadlocked hippies that smoked, set things on fire ,and drank a lot of tea but then when i met them....oh wait (PyroWill)

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Wonderlush
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

Haven't you heard? I come in six-packs now.
Location: Los Angeles, California

Total posts: 134
Posted:"Did they pay you to screw that bear?" - Dr' Gonzo, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas

"And if I hear one more time about a fools right to his tools of rage I'm gonna take all my friends and move to Canada and die of old age." - Ani Difranco

"The only reason I'm not wearing pajamas is that I spilled beer on them." - Me, 2:30pm, Sunday beerchug


If you can talk you can sing / If you can walk you can dance

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UCOF
SILVER Member since Apr 2002

UCOF

Carpal \'Tunnel


Total posts: 15414
Posted:"Skin Up!"

said by many, many people on many, many different occasions at many, many differnet places.

smile


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Wonderlush
BRONZE Member since Jul 2004

Haven't you heard? I come in six-packs now.
Location: Los Angeles, California

Total posts: 134
Posted:"I'm not popular enough to be different" - Homer Simpson

If you can talk you can sing / If you can walk you can dance

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