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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

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ahoy therrrre me land-lubbers and scoundrals!

the day has finally come. 'tis the offical 'International Speak like a Pirate Day!'

to fully be armed we ye cutlasses and vocabulary, set sail for the booty at these swashbuckling site!

loaded to the gunwhale!!

shiver me timbers!

scurvy dog!!

arrrgh! throw ye punctuation away to the dogs for a day scallywags! or ye be preferrin a keelhaulin!

yaarrrr!

[my throat hurts]


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Location: without class distinction, Aus...

Total posts: 13215
Posted:How do ye know if ye are a pirate?

Ye just aaarrrrrrrr

wink


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

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Posted:Knock knock!

Who's there?

An interrupting pirate.

An Interrup....

YARRRRRRR!!!!


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=Flamer=


=Flamer=

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Location: Southport, North West

Total posts: 192
Posted:Q: Why are pirates called pirates?

A: Garrrrgh!!! Dunno!


Fire Staff 27, Paraffin 10... setting yourself alight, Priceless!

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Did you hear about the latest pirate movie?

it was rated arrrrrr!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

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Posted:What's a pirate's favourite vegetable?

arrrtichokes.


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pineapple pete
SILVER Member since Sep 2004

pineapple pete

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Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:hey rougie, did you knick your eyepatch from work? i know i did ubblol

so, i was crossing a bridge over a river in the city and i looked down, to see two pirates on a small raft, with a pirate flag. we chased them to where they were going and their raft was made out of wood, rope and 5 empty beer kegs! highlight of my day smile

cheers, pete hug kiss


"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Rouge Dragon
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Rouge Dragon

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Posted:arrr! I be no theivin' scallywag!

...

someone left it at me 'ouse after me 20th...


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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pineapple pete
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pineapple pete

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Location: melbourne, Australia

Total posts: 5125
Posted:aye wink

"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"

*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*

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Rouge Dragon
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Rouge Dragon

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Posted:But I was in too much of a hurry this morning, I couldn't find my sword. or rather, the sword which belonged to the same person as the eyepatch tongue
y'know the one I cut my cake with! ubblol


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

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Posted:I thought it be TALK like a pirate day, not LOOK like a pirate day!

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Rouge Dragon
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Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Any excuse for me to dress up wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

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Posted:Arr. That be a fair point you're makin there, lassie.

And what a fine figure you cut too, fairer than a hoisted mizzen filled with the north wind!

Ye be a pirate after me own heart, miss dragon. And if my ship ever pulls into yon brisbane harbour again I'll be sure to splice the main brace with ye till we're three sheets to the wind!

Ahoy!


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Rouge Dragon
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Rouge Dragon

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Posted:arrr! that sounds right fair to me, but i dunna live in brisbane harbour! nay! I live two hours by one o' them airships from thare!

Avast!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

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Posted:Shiver me timbers, hoisted indeed by me own pitard!

Melbourne then! Or Sydney or fair Cairns. I'll buccaneer and flog and pillage till I find ye and may my cutlass go rusty if ever I don't!


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bluebottle
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

bluebottle

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Location: Melbourne, Australia

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Posted: Written by: 87wt2gxq7


I thought it be TALK like a pirate day, not LOOK like a pirate day!


Aye, but why just talk like a pirate when you could look and talk like a pirate (and probably drink grog like a pirate)

Arrr


Yebra (n.) - A cross between a zebra and anything that fancies zebras. -- Douglas Adams & John Lloyd

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Kathain_Bowen


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Location: Atlanta, GA, USA

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Posted: Written by: 87wt2gxq7


I thought it be TALK like a pirate day, not LOOK like a pirate day!



**Oh, I am SO going to be trying that today. I'm working in a daycare until I can drum up better work. I think I'm going to go pick up some black and white construction paper to make pirate hats. And our polaroid camera has been found to make it even better!**

Ah, I right fancy shanghai-ing me a bitty bucanneer crew today, arr....


"So long and thanks for all the fish."

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

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Posted:Aye! Bring on the rum!

and to me fair piratical admirer, I be a residin in the fair port o' Melbourne! I await the day ye ship sails into these winds!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Clairebe
SILVER Member since Jan 2005

Clairebe

Destroyer of kitchen appliances
Location: Liverpool, UK

Total posts: 180
Posted:Garn! Greetings to ye all!

Anyone seen my parrot?


My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Posted:It went to B&Q to buy Polyfilla...

*runs*


"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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Clairebe
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Clairebe

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Location: Liverpool, UK

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Posted: Written by: Neon_Shaolin


It went to B&Q to buy Polyfilla...

*runs*



Shame on ye! biggrin


My brain is about as useful as a chocolate teapot, but unfortunately not as tasty.

Squueee!

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

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Posted: Written by: Rouge Dragon


and to me fair piratical admirer, I be a residin in the fair port o' Melbourne! I await the day ye ship sails into these winds!




I'll let ye know, with a yo-ho-ho, and a rounsin' pirate shanty,
And we'll set our sails, fight with tooth and nail, till we've gathered all the bounty!

And we'll burn and pillage each coastal village, takin' all their socks and chains
Spin 'em round our heads till our foes are dead (or at least in cripplin' pain)

From the dreaded Straits of Socks-With-Weights, to the Cove of the Keelhauled Smuggler
Just you and me 'pon the seven seas, we'll be the scourge of every juggler!

We'll weave and run, we will chase the sun, be the terror of every nation
All our battles we'll win with our antispin and our mighty isolations

(everybody sing)
Yo-HO! Yo-HO! It's a Poirates life for meee!!!


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Chronofracture333


Chronofracture333

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Posted:*Springs from concealment, showers the pirate enclave with explosive shuriken then stealths away, stealthily.*

*no moves there are no moves there are no moves there are no moves there are no moves there are no*

"Oooh, what a shiny new move!"

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

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Posted:heh, maybe tomorrow should be international walk like a ninja day!

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Chronofracture333


Chronofracture333

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Posted:*Ninja would reply but ninja does not speak, ninja only kill. Decapitates 87wt2gxq7*

*no moves there are no moves there are no moves there are no moves there are no moves there are no*

"Oooh, what a shiny new move!"

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
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Posted:Plus if everyone was a ninja no one would been seen at work...

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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burningoftheclavey
SILVER Member since Jul 2005

burningoftheclavey

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Location: over yonder, New Zealand

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Posted:yarrrr! this chair be high says i!

cap'n no beard clavey, ship shape and ready to plunder ye olde harbour ports and towns, drink the country dry of grog and pillage all ye who stand in my way....

arrrrrrr


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Owned by Brenn smile

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CalvinKlown


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Posted:Arrrrrr, ne're be mindin' them old ninjas 87wtgxg7, here's a special magic salve I picked up when last plundering the Indies. *re-attaches head*
You might feel a little whoosy. It's mostly made of rum.

You might want to call in to the E Arrrr on your way home, just to make sure it's stuck.


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

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Posted: Written by: Chrono333


*Decapitates 87wt2gxq7*



YAAAAARRRRRGHHH!!!!!

*mouths the words (as is unable to speak dying last words due to decapiation)*

i be sorry... Rougie......
alas... never will.. .. ye... ... ... raise yer sail... .. .. 'pon... ... ... me mast.....
never will... .. me mighty ship.... .... ... come.. .... into.... ... ... your... .... ... ... harbour.......

*dies*


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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

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Posted:*Comes running back*
Wait, wait, I gave you the rum, NOT the salve!



Arrrrse.


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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Chronofracture333


Chronofracture333

Hobo Gaylord
Location: I am worldwide and lush

Total posts: 329
Posted:*materializes inside AurthurBrowns skull sending gobbets of pirate brain to the four winds*

*no moves there are no moves there are no moves there are no moves there are no moves there are no*

"Oooh, what a shiny new move!"

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