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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted:
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ahoy therrrre me land-lubbers and scoundrals!

the day has finally come. 'tis the offical 'International Speak like a Pirate Day!'

to fully be armed we ye cutlasses and vocabulary, set sail for the booty at these swashbuckling site!

loaded to the gunwhale!!

shiver me timbers!

scurvy dog!!

arrrgh! throw ye punctuation away to the dogs for a day scallywags! or ye be preferrin a keelhaulin!

yaarrrr!

[my throat hurts]


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Sakura_Moon


Sakura_Moon

Hop's Kitten Jester.
Location: Wonderland igloo, Vic, Austral...

Total posts: 1803
Posted:yarr, am in a case me hearties, too much yo-hoing for me to catch some shut-eye. Shiver me timbers i sound lame...

.:Pink Exocutioner:.

I am Jack's Raging Bile Duct...

Loving you from the deepest part of my loins.


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MiG
GOLD Member since Apr 2004

MiG

Self-Flagellation Expert
Location: Bogged at CG

Total posts: 3415
Posted:arr, it all comes with practicin', it does. yar just gotta try an' roll all your letters. well, that thar be how ah be doin it.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:biggrin hug hug biggrin biggrin biggrin

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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Dentrassi
GOLD Member since Apr 2003

Dentrassi

ZORT!
Location: Brisbane

Total posts: 3044
Posted:good lord! i cannot believe i actually posted this originally...

*takes a long hard look at oneself two years ago*


"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.

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Bubbles_
SILVER Member since Nov 2004

Bubbles_

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: mancunian

Total posts: 3383
Posted:Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day:

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin, Im 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is

1. Prepare to be boarded.


Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.

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_FSA_


_FSA_

now comes with skydiving license
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Austr...

Total posts: 1627
Posted:ubblol ha ha i love em!!

hhhmmm.....talk like a pirate day......WEIRD!! i love it!! biggrin


Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.

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[noodles]


[noodles]

*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney

Total posts: 893
Posted:LOL, Loving those lines. They should be used always.
And yes I am speaking like a pirate. I am a pirate. I can use a sword and I stole a boat once.
Never slit someones gizard tho...


Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:ha-har-row! (I'm a chinese pirate)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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Domino
SILVER Member since May 2004

UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK

Total posts: 757
Posted:Ahoy ye land-dogs!

'Ow do ye know when ye are a pirate?
Ya just AAAARRRR!


Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.

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Fearpig
BRONZE Member since Sep 2003

Fearpig

member - tee hee "member"
Location: Bethnal Green, London

Total posts: 279
Posted:I be Captain Black... an this here's my crew:

Master Bates
Seaman Stains
and Roger the Cabin Boy.


"Whats wrong with the cat?" - Mrs Schrdinger

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Lemonkey


Lemonkey

Stalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.

Total posts: 1019
Posted:... the [censored]?

There's some crazy people around. -_-


Willy - is bad for your health...

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Fine_Rabid_Dog


Internet Hate Machine
Location: They seek him here, they seek ...

Total posts: 10530
Posted:Written by: TheBovrilMonkey

You fight like a dairy farmer!



How fitting, you fight like a cow wink biggrin

I mean Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!


The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."

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Mynci
BRONZE Member since Apr 2005

Mynci

Macaque of all trades
Location: wombling free...

Total posts: 8737
Posted:fond teh gorgh. ya! drunk as a prirate. lol:

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.

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GothFrogette
BRONZE Member since Oct 2004

GothFrogette

grumpy poorly froggy
Location: Nuneaton

Total posts: 3999
Posted:yarghhhhh the night be young the ale be plentyful. beerchug beerchug

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows

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JauntyJames
SILVER Member since Dec 2004

JauntyJames

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA

Total posts: 3533
Posted:Yarrr, me throught be sore from talk'n like a pirate all the day.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"

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animatEd
BRONZE Member since Aug 2004

animatEd

1 + 1 = 3
Location: Bristol UK

Total posts: 3540
Posted:I was doing a pub quiz a while ago, and one question to come up was 'what was the 'old nautical' (pirate, in other words) way of saying 'stop, you!!'

The answer:

Avast, ye!!


Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahoy me mateys!!!!

I be uploadin' a picture o' me a' soon a' me phone connect to me computer!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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Mr Majestik
SILVER Member since Mar 2004

Mr Majestik

coming to a country near you
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear

Total posts: 4693
Posted:d'ARRRRRRugs ARRRR GRRRRRRRRRande biggrin

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:Arrr! ...se.

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Yo ho me harties,
On this fine morn me Salty Sea Dog be shooting his cannon through me porthole, Yaarrrrrrrrrr!


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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spinningstarlet
SILVER Member since Aug 2006

spinningstarlet

enthusiast
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*

Total posts: 271
Posted:Arrrrrrr!

i found out about this when it got set as homework two years ago in general studies.

Yaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!


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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:Saucy Pirate Wench Rougie!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!


i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted: Written by: jo_rhymes


Yo ho me harties




Yo, ho! biggrin


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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Jon! don't call me a ho! :P
Rougie, you surely be the sauciest of wenchies! xx


Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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maus
BRONZE Member since Jul 2005

maus

Carpal \'Tunnel
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia

Total posts: 4191
Posted:Fancy makin my timbers shiver Jo? wink

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jo_rhymes
SILVER Member since Apr 2005

jo_rhymes

Momma Bear
Location: Telford, Shrops

Total posts: 4525
Posted:Always, ye buxom wench! Now show me yee booty!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

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Neon_Shaolin
GOLD Member since Jul 2005

Neon_Shaolin

hehe, 'Member' huhuh
Location: Behind you. With Jam

Total posts: 6120
Posted:Didn't know you had a timber to shiver...!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock

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CalvinKlown


CalvinKlown

Eunathist
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.

Total posts: 280
Posted:Stand to! Yarrgh me hearties, nice to see ye all shipshape an bristol fasion for Pirate day. Splice the jib, stiffen the mainbrace, and haul up the anchor, set sail for the open sea, and dammned be any who say nay!
Trawl the gizzards of any landlubbers ye be meetin' with ye cold steel an bring the booty back for ye Captain.

Sing a song of sixpence! Ye scurvy dogs.


Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.

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Rouge Dragon
BRONZE Member since Jul 2003

Rouge Dragon

Insert Champagne Here
Location: without class distinction

Total posts: 13215
Posted:mjk be a chocolate saucy pirate pancake! biggrin

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...

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87wt2gxq7


87wt2gxq7

veteran
Location: Birmingham

Total posts: 1502
Posted:Avast, me hearties!

Q: What be a pirate's favourite shop?

A: ARRgos!


.....Sorry. I'll just go and keelhaul meself..


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