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DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:

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ahoy therrrre me land-lubbers and scoundrals!

the day has finally come. 'tis the offical 'International Speak like a Pirate Day!'

to fully be armed we ye cutlasses and vocabulary, set sail for the booty at these swashbuckling site!

loaded to the gunwhale!!

shiver me timbers!

scurvy dog!!

arrrgh! throw ye punctuation away to the dogs for a day scallywags! or ye be preferrin a keelhaulin!

yaarrrr!

[my throat hurts]

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


MiGGOLD Member
Self-Flagellation Expert
3,415 posts
Location: Bogged at CG, Australia


Posted:
arr, it all comes with practicin', it does. yar just gotta try an' roll all your letters. well, that thar be how ah be doin it.

"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA

"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
biggrin hug hug biggrin biggrin biggrin

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


DentrassiGOLD Member
ZORT!
3,044 posts
Location: Brisbane, Australia


Posted:
good lord! i cannot believe i actually posted this originally...

*takes a long hard look at oneself two years ago*

"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.


Bubbles_SILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,384 posts
Location: mancunian, United Kingdom


Posted:
Top Ten Pickup lines for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day:

10 . Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?

9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?

8. Come on up and see me urchins.

7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.

6. I'd love to drop anchor in your lagoon.

5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?

4. How'd you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?

3. Ya know, darlin, Im 97 percent chum free.

2. Well blow me down?

And the number one pickup line for use on International Talk Like a Pirate Day is

1. Prepare to be boarded.

Disclaimer:im not responsible for what i say or do whether it be before,during and after drinking alcoholic substances (owned by BMVC).
Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.


_FSA_now comes with skydiving license
1,627 posts
Location: In your head. (Tasmania, Australia)


Posted:
ubblol ha ha i love em!!

hhhmmm.....talk like a pirate day......WEIRD!! i love it!! biggrin

Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.


[noodles]*Property of Pigeon Wigeon*
893 posts
Location: Locked In Pigeons Chimney


Posted:
LOL, Loving those lines. They should be used always.
And yes I am speaking like a pirate. I am a pirate. I can use a sword and I stole a boat once.
Never slit someones gizard tho...

Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
ha-har-row! (I'm a chinese pirate)

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


DominoSILVER Member
UnNatural Scientist - Currently working on a Breville-legged monkey
757 posts
Location: Bath Uni or Shrewsbury, UK


Posted:
Ahoy ye land-dogs!

'Ow do ye know when ye are a pirate?
Ya just AAAARRRR!

Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.


FearpigSILVER Member
member - tee hee "member"
279 posts
Location: Bethnal Green, London, England (UK)


Posted:
I be Captain Black... an this here's my crew:

Master Bates
Seaman Stains
and Roger the Cabin Boy.

"Whats wrong with the cat?" - Mrs Schrdinger


LemonkeyStalking amidst the desert, carrying an oversized scalpel...
1,019 posts
Location: Huddersfield + Hull Uni... UK.


Posted:
... the [censored]?

There's some crazy people around. -_-

Willy - is bad for your health...


Fine_Rabid_DogInternet Hate Machine
10,530 posts
Location: They seek him here, they seek him there...


Posted:
Written by: TheBovrilMonkey


You fight like a dairy farmer!




How fitting, you fight like a cow wink biggrin

I mean Yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."


MynciBRONZE Member
Macaque of all trades
8,738 posts
Location: wombling free..., United Kingdom


Posted:
fond teh gorgh. ya! drunk as a prirate. lol:

A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.


GothFrogetteBRONZE Member
grumpy poorly froggy
3,999 posts
Location: Nuneaton, United Kingdom


Posted:
yarghhhhh the night be young the ale be plentyful. beerchug beerchug

Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows


JauntyJamesSILVER Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
3,533 posts
Location: Hampshire College, MA, USA


Posted:
Yarrr, me throught be sore from talk'n like a pirate all the day.

-James

"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"


animatEdBRONZE Member
1 + 1 = 3
3,540 posts
Location: Bristol UK


Posted:
I was doing a pub quiz a while ago, and one question to come up was 'what was the 'old nautical' (pirate, in other words) way of saying 'stop, you!!'

The answer:

Avast, ye!!

Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
YAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahoy me mateys!!!!

I be uploadin' a picture o' me a' soon a' me phone connect to me computer!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


Mr MajestikSILVER Member
coming to a country near you
4,693 posts
Location: home of the tiney toothy bear, Australia


Posted:
d'ARRRRRRugs ARRRR GRRRRRRRRRande biggrin

"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"

jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley


87wt2gxq7veteran
1,502 posts
Location: Birmingham


Posted:
Arrr! ...se.

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Yo ho me harties,
On this fine morn me Salty Sea Dog be shooting his cannon through me porthole, Yaarrrrrrrrrr!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


spinningstarletSILVER Member
enthusiast
271 posts
Location: Bradford *rolls eyes*, United Kingdom


Posted:
Arrrrrrr!

i found out about this when it got set as homework two years ago in general studies.

Yaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
Saucy Pirate Wench Rougie!

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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


87wt2gxq7veteran
1,502 posts
Location: Birmingham


Posted:
 Written by: jo_rhymes


Yo ho me harties




Yo, ho! biggrin

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Jon! don't call me a ho! :P
Rougie, you surely be the sauciest of wenchies! xx

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


mausBRONZE Member
Carpal \'Tunnel
4,191 posts
Location: Sihanoukville, cambodia


Posted:
Fancy makin my timbers shiver Jo? wink

jo_rhymesSILVER Member
Momma Bear
4,525 posts
Location: Telford, Shrops, United Kingdom


Posted:
Always, ye buxom wench! Now show me yee booty!

Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.


Neon_ShaolinGOLD Member
hehe, 'Member' huhuh
6,120 posts
Location: Behind you. With Jam


Posted:
Didn't know you had a timber to shiver...!

"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock


CalvinKlownEunathist
280 posts
Location: Hy Brasil - For real now.


Posted:
Stand to! Yarrgh me hearties, nice to see ye all shipshape an bristol fasion for Pirate day. Splice the jib, stiffen the mainbrace, and haul up the anchor, set sail for the open sea, and dammned be any who say nay!
Trawl the gizzards of any landlubbers ye be meetin' with ye cold steel an bring the booty back for ye Captain.

Sing a song of sixpence! Ye scurvy dogs.

Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.


Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
mjk be a chocolate saucy pirate pancake! biggrin

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


87wt2gxq7veteran
1,502 posts
Location: Birmingham


Posted:
Avast, me hearties!

Q: What be a pirate's favourite shop?

A: ARRgos!


.....Sorry. I'll just go and keelhaul meself..

Rouge DragonBRONZE Member
Insert Champagne Here
13,215 posts
Location: without class distinction, Australia


Posted:
How do ye know if ye are a pirate?

Ye just aaarrrrrrrr

wink

i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey

Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...


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