"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
"beg beg grovel beg grovel"
"master"
--FSA
"There was an arse there, i couldn't help myself"
--Rougie
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
"Here kitty kitty...." - Schroedinger.
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Creater of Jenisms(TM)
Virginity like bubble,one prick all gone.
Proudly owned by the very cute Pineapple Pete. Owner of Noddy. Joint owner of Mr Majestik.
Could somebody stop the room please... I'd like to get off
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Give me a lever long enough and a place to stand and I can beat the world into submission.
"Whats wrong with the cat?" - Mrs Schrödinger
Willy - is bad for your health...
Written by: TheBovrilMonkey
You fight like a dairy farmer!
The existance of flamethrowers says that someone, somewhere, at sometime said "I need to set that thing on fire, but it's too far away."
A couple of balls short of a full cascade... or maybe a few cards short of a deck... we'll see how this all fans out.
Life's too short to worry about where you put your marshmallows
-James
"How do you know if you're happy or sad without a mask? Or angry? Or ready for dessert?"
Empty your mind. Be formless, Shapeless, like Water.
Put Water into a cup, it becomes the cup, put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, put water into a teapot, it becomes the teapot.
Water can flow, or it can Crash.
Be Water My Friend.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
"but have you considered there is more to life than your eyelids?"
jointly owned by Fire_Spinning_Angel and Blu_Valley
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
Hoppers are angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.
"I used to want to change the world, now I just wanna leave the room with a little dignity..." - Lotus Weinstock
Never lie down with someone who has more problems than you.
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
Fire Staff £27, Paraffin £10... setting yourself alight, Priceless!
i would have changed ***** to phallus, and claire to petey Petey
Rougie: but that's what I'm doing here
Arnwyn: what letting me adjust myself in your room?..don't you dare quote that on HoP...
"you know there are no trophys for doing silly things in real life yeah pete?" said ant "you wont get a 'listened to ride of the valkyries all the way to vietnam' trophy"
*proud owner of the very cute fire_spinning_angel, birgit and neon shaolin*
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